The customer service red panda seemed a little embarrassed when Yan Anqing saw it, and tried to hide the fake tail with his short hands.
It tried to bend down, but soon discovered that it was a futile effort.
After squirming for a while, the red panda gave up struggling and blew up text bubbles.
"Congratulations to the player for obtaining the achievement [Dream Master]."
"The invention of nightmare potion and surface consciousness shielding device gives you the ability to control human dreams."
"One thought of wonderland, one thought of hell."
"The chosen one's soul will belong to himself when he is awake, and will belong to you after he falls into a dream."
"The current main task completion progress is 39/60."
Seeing the description of this achievement, Yan Anqing raised his eyebrows slightly and was noncommittal.
In fact, as long as he is willing, he can make people fall asleep at any time during the day.
After a rough review of the "important information" filtered out by the super computer through intelligent algorithms, Yan Anqing left the driving state and let the No. 0 vest "Tiandao" return to the nutrition bin.
The soul left the body and flew back to the official base in Zhaofujing.
After returning to his original body, Yan Anqing had just opened his eyes when the video pop-up window of the notebook placed not far away began to sound.
Go to the table, sit on the chair, move the mouse, and left-click.
Through the video window, Yan Anqing saw Xie Zhe, whose face was as pale as gold paper.
"Speak directly if you have something to say."
He didn't even bother to ask the other party how he got into such a bad behavior.
Already used to it.
If Xie Zhe doesn't commit suicide one day, Yan Anqing will wonder if this guy has offended too many people and someone used an ice pick to damage his forehead lobe.
"I have sent the information to you offline."
As he spoke, Xie Zhe's golden eyes seemed to be burning with flames, which were frighteningly bright: "We can create it!"
Yan An Qingxu looked at him for a while and clicked the receive button.
Data transfer is very fast, completed in three seconds.
After spending two minutes and browsing through it quickly, Yan Anqing had some idea of Xie Zhe's new plan.
His eyes widened slightly: "Thunder Wolf Dragon? Look at this document... Theoretically, the success rate is close to 0.1%. You haven't submitted the application yet?"
Hearing this, Xie Zhe, whose eyes were originally shining, was instantly dejected and breathless, as if he might die suddenly on the spot at any time. He said in a weak voice: "The experiment application has been rejected!"
"...Did you add something that shouldn't have been added to the application again?"
Yan Anqing frowned slightly and said in a contemptuous tone: "For example, stupid words like 'This guy killed me once in the game, I will create it in the real world and kill it once to take revenge.'"
Xie Zhe in the video was stunned.
quite a while.
He trembled, looked around for a while, and said in a nervous tone: "Not a word is wrong! The data overlaps!"
"You are not a high-level NPC in the game "Earth Online", are you? So, am I a player or a low-level artificial intelligence AI?"
"Damn programmers, they are lazy in this area!"
Regarding Xie Zhe's intermittent convulsions, Yan Anqing was very calm.
This guy is a severe Internet addict and has been like this since he was a child.
When the two first came into contact with "World of Warcraft", Xie Zhe acted like a normal person during the day, but at night he took the initiative to join the tribe of orc warriors. He clamored all day long to follow Yan Anqing, who took "The Holy Light will dirty you to death" as his creed.
The alliance is at loggerheads.
During the "Dungeon and Fighter" period, Mr. Xie Zhe imagined that one day he would be summoned to the continent of Arad.
Until one day, this poor man realized that he was not worthy of guarding the continent of Arad, so he decisively gave up playing and began to specialize in "League of Legends".
Afterwards, Xie Zhe described himself as "Zun's number one scientist" and made character models for his "assistants" such as Jace, Viktor, Ekko, and Mundo that were so detailed that Riot Games' official designers would be embarrassed.
Over the years, due to heavy research tasks, Xie Zhe has less and less time to devote to games, but his paranoia has already penetrated deep into his bones.
In Xie Zhe's own words, this is the unique romance of carbon-based life forms with high intelligence.
In his delusional conjecture, the Earth is a massively multiplayer online game called "Earth OL". The results of astronomical observations outside the Milky Way are stickers used by system administrators to fool people.
It was precisely because of this that Xie Zhe broke up with Shang Yin, who had been able to have a few words with each other.
Discussing this issue with Xie Zhe will always lead to an endless loop.
This guy can always find all kinds of "bugs" and "illogicalities" in the real world.
For example...
In various countries around the world, there are always a few people who have no connection whatsoever and look almost the same.
They were evaluated by Xie Zhe as "victims of the imperfect face pinching function" and then whispered, "The guy responsible for the user ID and appearance similarity check program should be fired."
Xie Zhe didn't dare to say this loudly, for fear that the non-existent "program administrator" would catch him and find out that he had awakened his "self-awareness", so he would directly reset his character.
Women with anti-sperm antibodies are born with the defect of "infertility"; men who are born without eggs are born with the defect of "infertility".
They are all typical free African users.
And the rich and handsome people born with a golden spoon in their mouths are either European emperors or Xinyue max players.
Why is the earth spherical and not round?
Because after the expansion pack of [Emperor Ping of the Western Han Dynasty/Christian Annals] was updated, the number of game players expanded rapidly and the server resources were insufficient.
The circular map can save the drawing range to the greatest extent and speed up the loading speed.
Moreover, in this kind of map, some areas are always dark.
Most players will obediently enter a hibernation state and log off from the server according to their biological clock.
In this way, the total number of online players can always be less than the maximum capacity and avoid game crashes.
Why is it always smoggy here in Beijing?
Because the video memory is not enough, we can only turn off the scene rendering function, reduce the number of players in the field of view, and adjust the image quality from "Ultra HD Fidelity" to "Low Image Quality" to avoid lags.
All together, Xie Zhe has found hundreds of similar "bugs".
Unfortunately, the earth is not a real game, and he can't find a channel to feedback these opinions, so he can only complain to Yan Anqing.
"Stop dreaming, your vision will not be realized within two years."
Yan Anqing poured a basin of cold water over without hesitation.
He didn't want to discuss the topic of "Earth OL" with Xie Zhe.
This kind of conjecture, which cannot be falsified or confirmed, is full of free will.
No matter how you participate, it's all "I think," "I think," and "I'm thinking about it," and you can't convince anyone with different arguments.
He decisively changed the subject.
"Compared to the Thunder Wolf Dragon, the Ember Dragon is obviously a better choice."
"It is weak and cute, like a kitten. Although it can only lie on the ground with its paws in the air and look cute, but..."
Yan Anqing paused for a moment and said: "Nothing but, being cute is enough."
At the other end of the video, Xie Zhe instantly became furious: "When I was beaten to death by that thunder wolf dragon, it was to save you!"
Hearing this, Yan Anqing's eyes twitched slightly: "Didn't we kill a thousand Thunder Wolf Dragons later?"
Just as Xie Zhe was about to retort, a neutral face suddenly squeezed into the video.