Wang Pang was almost drooling, "Guan Nanshan, are we classmates?"
"yes."
"Are we best friends?" he asked again.
"No."
Wang Pang: "..."
The words that had reached his mouth circled around his mouth and he swallowed them again.
No, why don't you act according to common sense?
He was unconvinced and started to get emotional, "I regard you as my best friend, how can you not regard me as your best friend?"
Guan Nanshan blinked and explained seriously, "Lily is also a friend, and I also made many good friends at Laohua's house, including Sister Yanyan, Brother Song, Baozi, Yifan, Xiaohai and Xiaoshan, there are no best ones."
"If you're the best friend, other people will be sad."
When Wang Pang heard this, he pursed his lips and muttered, his eyes filled with resentment, "I studied at home throughout the summer and didn't make any friends. You not only went out to play, but also made so many good friends."
Guan Nanshan didn't hear his little jealousy at all, but said, "You can go play if you want. Didn't your elder brother go too?"
The little jealousy in Wang Pang's heart suddenly disappeared, his eyes widened, and he stood up from the chair suddenly, "What did you say? My eldest brother also went to Laohua's house?"
Guan Nanshan didn't know why he was so excited, so he nodded and replied, "Yes, didn't you show me your eldest brother's photo last time? You said that your eldest brother is very powerful and capable, and is more capable than my eldest brother."
Wang Pang took a deep breath and clenched his fists, "My eldest brother also went to eat the food cooked by Laohua, played with national treasures, and had a picnic. Did he go to the market?"
Guan Nanshan thought carefully and said, "Your eldest brother didn't make it to the picnic, but we had a barbecue in Sister Huahua's yard."
"However, Guo Bao, your eldest brother has never masturbated before. Guo Bao doesn't seem to like him very much. Next time, ask your eldest brother to take you and bring more snacks. Guo Bao likes to eat all kinds of snacks."
Wang Pang did not feel happy after hearing this. Instead, his mouth became more and more deflated. Finally, he heard that they also ate watermelon, watermelon ice cream, lamb soup, and roast lamb. The little fat man couldn't accept it at all, and he felt aggrieved.
, wow, and burst into tears.
Wang Pang was originally the strongest person in the class. Although he lost a lot of weight during the summer vacation because he was too tired from studying, he still wore the crown of being the fattest in the class on his head.
This cry was full of energy, and the magic sound reached the ears. Not to mention that they were in a class every three years, they could even hear it clearly in the corridor outside the class.
I cried so much that I was so sad, tears fell down in big drops, and I felt like I had lost the whole world.
Guan Nanshan was a little at a loss. He had never encountered this kind of situation before and didn't know how to solve it.
The classmates around me didn’t understand either. Why did she suddenly cry when she said it well?
Everyone comforted each other, "Wang Pang, please stop crying. You have a chance to go to Laohua's house. Why are you crying?"
"No, you have the opportunity to masturbate the national treasure, and you are still crying? We have nothing and can only watch the live broadcast, so we should cry, right?"
"Yes, yes, the key point is that Laohua doesn't like live broadcasts yet. We don't even have to watch live broadcasts. Compared with us, you are much happier, okay?"
Instead of being comforted, Wang Pang cried even louder, and he cried with his eyes closed.
Thinking about his miserable summer vacation life, and then thinking about his elder brother eating well and drinking spicy food in Laohua's house all by himself, the more Wang Xiaopang thought about it, the sadder he became, and the louder he cried.
It was useless even if the teacher came over. No one could comfort me. I had lost my mind and my whole body was immersed in the emotion of "I'm so miserable, I'm so miserable, why am I so miserable".
This was also the first time that the class teacher encountered a student crying so hard and refusing to listen to anyone's advice. He remembered that this kind of situation usually only happened to the little kids in kindergarten.
In the end, the teacher had no choice but to inform the parents and let them deal with the situation.
Guan Nanshan was simply stunned.
There are people who can cry so much!
It’s still the Wang Pang who has the best face and always likes to call himself the boss!
Guan Nanshan felt that when he came back to his senses, he would definitely regret it.
Facts have proved that Guan Nanshan's guess was correct. He cried for a while and was cremated afterwards.
For many days that followed, Wang Pang was very quiet, never speaking or speaking unless necessary.
Shame on you!
It’s so embarrassing!
Thinking that he, a third grader in a primary school in Beijing, would cry in grievance because his elder brother didn't take him out to play together, he even blushed when he recalled his crying at that time.
Fortunately, his best friend Guan Nanshan was still the same as before and did not laugh at him because of this incident. Wang Pang was still a little happy in his heart.
Because Guan Nanshan is the only one in the class who has been to Laohua's house, he has become the most popular person in the class.
In the past, many little girls liked him very much because he always brought a lot of cookies and cakes that Ye Xin made for him. Now even the little boys like him very much.
It is now common practice to give him snacks and write small notes.
One day after school, Ye Xin packed his schoolbag and found a bunch of small pink and blue envelopes in his textbooks.
She was so shocked that she immediately took these small envelopes and went to find her younger son.
Guan Nanshan was doing his homework. When he saw these envelopes, he was very calm. Compared with Ye Xin's shock, it seemed that Ye Xin was fussing.
At this time, Mr. Guan and Yang Shufen also came over. They were shocked when they heard that a classmate in the third grade had stuffed little notes into their grandson’s grandson. “What is going on?”
Guan Nanshan was very calm and opened a pink envelope directly and showed it to his grandparents and mother.
There are some children's words on the letter. There is someone who wants to be Guan Nanshan's brother and can take care of him. This is a male classmate who is stronger than him.
There is a male classmate who wants to be Guan Nanshan's younger brother and promises to be well-behaved and sensible. This is a male classmate who is younger than him.
The most outrageous thing is that there is someone who wants to marry him home, and this is a male classmate.
As for the little girls, they were all clamoring to marry him.
Just like this envelope, he would be surprised at first when he received it, but now he is really used to it.
Because, all these notes end with this sentence: You see, we are all related. Next time you go to Laohua's house, can you take me with you?
Guan Nanshan: "..."
Is the purpose of you people too obvious?
When the Guan family saw it, everyone was dumbfounded.
Yang Shufen immediately shared this interesting story with her old sister Sun Banxia. After Sun Banxia heard about it, she also shared an interesting story in Nanshan Village with her old sister.
The story begins when Tong Ranhua just returned from the capital.