Chapter 10 - As long as you're drunk, you won't fly straight
"Reporting to Major Chekov, the 'Zhenxiang' combat squadron has been assembled. There should be seventeen people, but there are actually seventeen people!"
The main combat force of the 911 Air Service Base, seventeen pilots stood neatly in two rows. The deputy squadron leader is the girl with short hair, with eight-pack abs below, and the answer above is A. The number cannot be bigger, otherwise
In a high overload state, you can give yourself a punch and beat yourself to death.
The first alarm sounded, and the pilots who were leisurely strolling in Hangar 1 jumped up collectively as if a chicken coop had been opened.
Those who are exercising leave their fitness equipment behind, without even bothering to wipe off the sweat, and get into their anti-dutch clothes with the smell of sweat all over their bodies; those who are playing poker throw away their cards and leave, even with the Xingyuan paper they bet on.
There was no time to get the money; those who were eating, drinking and having fun immediately stopped thinking and hurriedly dressed themselves up neatly.
Those who were still catching up on sleep in the dormitory rushed to the hotel, dragging their shoes and carrying clothes in their hands.
The name of the combat squadron of the 911th Air Service Base is "Zhenxiang". It does sound strange. It doesn't have any murderous or majestic aura at all. It seems to be chosen randomly. But when it is connected with the code names of the pilots, it becomes
It has to be interesting.
Squadron leader Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov's code name is "Peanut Butter", deputy squadron leader and short-haired girl Irene Lucius's code name is "Devil Pepper", and others also use various nicknames.
Plant a sauce as your own flight code.
So many condiments gathered together, Emmmm...it smells so good!
It also has the implication of being hungry for battle.
"It smells so good." Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, the squadron leader of the combat flying squadron, stood out with his chest and belly filled with the smell of alcohol. He paced and said loudly at the top of his lungs: "
Hello, comrades, uh! Good work, comrades, let’s start checking combat tasks, uh! Does anyone want a drink?”
He shook his head and felt that he was in great shape.
Drinking can keep your brain awake, you can't fly a plane in a straight line, and no one can knock down the super god Comrade Chekov from the sky.
The random chaotic Brownian motion curve is unpredictable. Unless you shoot a few random shots with your eyes closed and use probability versus chaos, there is no way to guarantee the hit rate.
The excuse this guy gave for his drunk driving was so refreshing and refined that it left people speechless.
Straight girl has a point!
No one among the 17 pilots of the "Zhenxiang" squadron said anything. Erguotou and Nazi were the squadron leader's believers, and no one would make trouble for themselves.
Seeing no one responded, Chekov had no choice but to twist the bottle cap with some regret, pull down the zipper of the anti-gravity suit, stuff the bottle directly into his crotch, straighten his waist, and wait for me to warm the wine.
Hua Xiong is leaving.
"201 is ready!"
"202 is ready!"
The two MiG-28 jet fighters in Hangar 2 were towed by tractors of the locomotive crew, passing outside the gate of Hangar 1 one after another and heading to the open-air apron next to the main runway.
201 and 202 are the fuselage codes of the two big baby MiGs. The American-made MiG was originally a joke. The prototype is the F-20 "Tiger Shark" jet fighter that restarted the strategic reserve production line. It has been exported for twelve years.
Little Star, benchmarked against the Russian-made MiG-21, which is also the benchmark for the second generation. It can do all the tasks that the MiG can do, and can also mount the AIM-7 Sparrow air-to-air missile to engage in beyond-visual-range combat.
After upgrading the avionics system and engine, it is still a treasure trove, has a very high cost performance, can carry a lot, and can travel far. It is definitely an air superiority weapon for military contractors to carry out business. Small turboprops will only be beaten to the limit.
Looking for teeth.
Don’t underestimate the second-generation king. Even the third-generation aircraft may not be able to defeat the F-20 that has been put back into production.
If you think that the larger the aircraft model number, the stronger the combat effectiveness, you are completely wrong.
After resuming production of the old antique production line to generate revenue, the manufacturer Northrop Grumman directly put a MiG-28 on it and promoted it (foolishly).
Why can't a polar bear do twenty-seven but a bald eagle can't do twenty-eight?
That’s not true!
What is moral integrity? Can it be eaten?
Besides, one does singles and the other does doubles, isn’t it just right?
One foot stepped into the coffin board, and the other foot stepped into the Mikoyan Bureau of the museum: convex (艹盘艹*)
Under the left and right wings of the jet fighter, there are two red missiles hanging on each side. The three air intakes on the surface of the missile body make it particularly distinctive.
Immediately following the prepared six A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft, there was also a crimson missile hanging from the centerline mounting point on the belly of the aircraft.
The fuze module of the warhead warhead flickers on and off like a breath with a blue angel eye ring, which means that the missile has been initially activated and can enter the ready-to-launch state at any time.
The 911 Air Service Base has spent a lot of money and equipped all members of the "Zhenxiang" squadron with "dragon-killing bombs" that can pose a fatal threat to the dragon clan. The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile was awakened and entered the standby program.
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The target of this emergency mission is a giant dragon, and it is a rare metal dragon. Although everyone seems to be calm and calmly accept the challenge step by step, they are a little panicked in their hearts.
The reason why the Neanderthals from the prehistoric world were defeated was that the participation of the giant dragons from the sky world was one of the decisive factors. How strong is the fighting power of the giant dragons?
Giant dragon, those who can fight are sent over to fight, and those who cannot be fought are dragged out and beaten, they are a cruel group.
The "dragon-killing bullet" specially developed with the giant dragon tribe as the imaginary enemy cannot be used on meat this time.
Boom!~
There was a muffled sound like rolling thunder from the distant sky.
"Roar!~"
The soul-trembling roar reached everyone's ears, as if even the clouds were trembling slightly.
The giant golden dragon arrived unexpectedly quickly.
"Lift off! Everyone lift off!"
Chekov, the squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, got into the transport vehicle of the vehicle group and went to the apron to prepare for boarding.
Kill the gold-type dragon and get a huge bonus!
Before he could finish his words, several sharp silver spears shot out at lightning speed, pinning the two MiG-28 jet fighters that had just arrived at the tarmac into hedgehogs.
Several members of the motorcycle crew who were guarding the plane were stunned at the same time, and their expressions suddenly changed. They turned around and were about to escape, when a huge earth-shaking explosion and brilliant fire instantly engulfed them and all the equipment on the tarmac.
The power supply truck and gas transmission truck that had not yet had time to escape were immediately torn apart.
"The damn metal dragons are all a bunch of lunatics!"
The sweeping shock wave knocked the unprepared Squadron Leader Chekov to the ground. He exhaled a breath of choking gunpowder smoke and got up from the ground in a panic. Suddenly he seemed to remember something and reached out to touch his crotch.
He showed an obscene and proud smile, heyed a few times, and turned his head to greet his partner, Bassong, the pilot of MiG Wingman No. 202.
"That's it, Basong, you will be my fire controller again, eh, Basong?!"
Fortunately, the "dragon-killing bomb" mounted under the wing did not explode in full mode, otherwise the horrific destructive power would have been enough to blast a large crater out of the entire apron, and also affect the nearby main takeoff and landing runway.
, the damage effect is comparable to a full blow of an anti-explosive bomb from a 400mm caliber main ship gun.
Not only did Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov ask for lunch on the spot, but even the hangar not far away was not spared.
Two MiG-28 jet fighters were wiped out before their eyes, but Chekov and Basson were also the flying partners of the A-39B "Big Mouth" light turboprop attack aircraft No. 211, "Peanut Butter" Chekov
My husband is a pilot, and Bassong "Lemongrass" is a fire controller.
Whether it's a two-plane formation or a shared plane, the tacit understanding between the two is always as close as one's heart, and no one can replace it.
But Basong could no longer respond.
He lay quietly on the ground, motionless, most of his head was missing, his body was covered in blood, and only one dead fish-like eye remained, staring aimlessly at the fire and thick smoke rising into the sky more than a hundred meters away.
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Before this unlucky guy even had time to board the MiG-28 jet fighter, half of his head was cut off by the debris from the explosion of the big baby, and his body quickly began to feel cold.
Poor partner!
Chekov punched the ground with hatred.
Three plumes of thick smoke rose in succession from the 911 air service base, and three anti-aircraft missiles shot into the sky with flames, getting faster and faster, roaring straight into the sky.
The Phalanx air defense positions and anti-aircraft gun positions did not dare to say a word, for fear of giving away food in vain, and the anti-aircraft missile positions emptied the base of the launchers at the first time.
The gold-type giant dragon that has been upgraded to a digital dragon has more attack methods, and it will be difficult to parry if you are a little careless. Therefore, once you fight, you have to use all the firepower without hesitation, and attack as fiercely as possible.
If you try your best, you might be able to find a way to survive.