"...The heartbeat is gone. Where is the magician? Don't stop the treatment and synchronize CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation)!"
"When the heartbeat resumes, pay attention to ventricular fibrillation. If it pulls back, pay attention to SIRS (systemic inflammatory response syndrome) and acute kidney injury."
"Do you really want to use this? Be careful, don't waste 0.01 ml. Little girl with wings, don't be stunned, the treatment will continue!"
…
I don’t know how much time passed.
"...beep...beep...beep...beep..."
Hearing the rhythmic electronic sound coming from his ears, Chen Fei opened his eyes with difficulty, only to see a blinding whiteness, and had to squint his eyes quickly. It took him a while to adapt to the brightness around him.
This place seems to be a ward. Finally, I no longer have to ask myself who I am, where I am, and what I am doing.
The good news is that he finally survived.
"hiss……"
Chen Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, and felt a stabbing pain in his chest, which made him grin.
He finally remembered that he had been smashed by the stinky bear Chekov's Erguotou urine bottle. How unlucky he was!
There was the sound of heavy footsteps outside, and then Chen Fei saw a big bear with a bald head wrapped in an "oversized blue sanitary napkin", the squadron leader of the "True Fragrance" squadron, Chekov Leoni
Devych Ivanov.
I don't know when, the two of them were shaved completely bald. To be precise, all the hair on their bodies was shaved clean. The real hair was clean.
I really missed Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrived. Chekov and Cao Cao's left arm was still hanging under his neck and tied with a fixator. It was probably broken.
This bastard who forced himself into the Big Mouth Monster is still alive. How unreasonable!
"Hey! Rookie, are you awake?"
Major Chekov, whose flight codename was "Peanut Butter", grinned widely and looked happy. He seemed very happy to see Chen Fei regaining consciousness.
Chen Fei moved his hands and feet, then secretly touched his crotch, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, there are no missing parts and no extra parts.
He said weakly: "Lieutenant Chekov, where are we?"
"We are on the hospital ship. Don't worry, you will be back to full health soon."
After all, the nearly 300-pound lump was there, and he recovered quickly. Chekov woke up two days earlier than Chen Fei. He couldn't lie down at all, so he flirted with the little angels in white at the nurse's desk in the middle of the corridor outside the ward.
Girl.
I have been in the world for more than forty years, and I can live up to everyone in the world, but I can't live up to Masato and Danako.
No matter black, white or yellow, all meat and vegetables are not taboo. To be precise, there is no racial discrimination. It is a good habit not to be picky about food since childhood.
After learning a painful lesson, Chen Fei gritted his teeth and said: "I, Chen Fei, no matter how poor I am, die outside, jump off a hospital ship, I will never get on a fighter jet again."
This time, he was almost going to play backgammon with the Lord of Hell. There was no way to argue with him. Can he beat this big bear? Can't he? The opponent can pin him to the ground with one hand and hammer him!
That's okay, that's okay!
Another set of footsteps came outside the ward.
"Chen Fei, Chekov, you two happen to be here, so I don't have to look for them separately."
A young woman with an eyepatch on her left eye walked into Chen Fei's single ward with several men in black suits wearing sunglasses.
A gust of cold wind swept in as the automatic door opened, making people unable to help but give rise to goosebumps.
The shamisen is quickly plucked to show that the visitor is unkind, and a handful of flying dead leaves are thrown in to make the atmosphere even more exciting.
"Who are you?"
Chekov looked up and down, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a large amount of data fell from his pupils like a waterfall.
35 yards golden lotus feet, 96 points!
The legs are evenly shaped, 90 points!
The hip curve is straight and plump, 90 points!
A4 small waist, 95 points!
G model headlights, one point too droopy, one point too flat, full of flexibility, 99 points!
The neck is white and thin, and can be held in one hand. 94 points!
The oval face shape that combines Chinese and Western styles scores 95 points. One eye deducts 10 points, resulting in a score of 85 points!
Skin is comparable to gelatin, no hair, 90 points
Black hair is smooth, neat and not messy, 90 points!
Estimated weight is no more than 100 pounds, 92 points!
Nine-headed body in equal proportions, 90 points!
After removing the highest and lowest scores, the average score is 91.8.
Judging from his many years of experience as a veteran driver, the difficulty coefficient of the strategy is 9.7. It is still a one-eyed dragon, diaphragm response, hiss... give up decisively.
With this spare time, he, Major Chekov, had already manually checked all the nurses' stations in the corridor. Is there anything wrong with giving up the entire forest for a big tree?
When quality is not enough, quantity can make up for it!
Of course, the more the merrier, this idea is very Chekhovian.
"Apocalypse Defense Group, Inspector II of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Hana Gagel."
He was tall, fair-skinned, with a cold face and a narrow phoenix eye. He looked up and down at Chekov and Chen Fei on the hospital bed. He raised his hand and showed a small blue book with a cover on the cover.
Flowers and vines surround the coat of arms of the portrait, and the inside page has a headshot, department, job resume, signature and bright red seal, which looks very stylish.
Internal Affairs Ministry...
Chen Fei looked confused. He had just arrived at the 911 Air Service Base, and he didn't even know how many departments there were. Who knew what kind of unit the Ministry of Internal Affairs was.
However, he noticed that the corners of Chekhov's big bear's mouth twitched unnaturally. Looking at the expressionless black suits, he involuntarily shrank his neck, feeling that this department was very powerful.
I suddenly felt confused!
"Hello, hello, Miss Hana!"
Chekov swallowed fearfully, stretched out his good right hand, and smiled to please.
He did not expect that this time he would provoke the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
"I'm here to verify some situations."
The one-eyed Hana Gagel, a second-level inspector of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Apocalypse Defense Group, simply ignored Chekov's extended hand.
"Well, please tell me, by the way, I will get you a chair."
After coughing to cover up his embarrassment, Chekov took a chair from next to Chen Fei's hospital bed, placed it for Hana Gagel, wiped it carefully with the sleeve of his right hand, and said with a smile: "
Please take a seat!"
Waiting for Chekov to set up the chair, the young female inspector still stood there motionless, showing no intention of sitting down, and said expressionlessly: "Kill the gold dragon.
The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile was launched by your aircraft No. 211, right?"
"Ah!?" Chekov was startled, glanced at Chen Fei, nodded vigorously and said: "Yes, yes, we launched it!"
This is a great achievement, only a fool would extrapolate it.
Chen Fei, who barely sat up half of his body, pointed at the big bear and said decisively: "It's him. He asked me to do it. I don't know anything. I'm a member of the maintenance team, not a pilot."
At that time, adrenaline was secreted fiercely, and the brain was hot. The ignorant are fearless. Now when I think about it afterwards, I can't help but feel scared. If I attract the revenge of the gold dragon clan or even the entire dragon clan, it is better to get rid of this medical ship now.
Jump into the sea from the boat.
Chekov: "..."
He was almost mad at this rookie. What did he mean by these words?
"I see!"
Female prosecutor Hana Gagel was noncommittal.
Comrade Chekov—.—!:Emmmm……
It’s really the meat of the twelfth lunar month, it’s eaten quickly, no, it should be the meat of the twelfth lunar month, it’s repaid quickly.
The female inspector raised her hand, and the man in sunglasses and suits beside her opened her briefcase in time and handed over a document.
Her eyes finally fell on Chen Fei and said: "The company has strict rules and regulations, which will guarantee the basic rights and interests of every employee. Merits will be rewarded, and misdeeds will be punished. Chen Fei, since you successfully killed a gold-type
Julong, the company will reward you with 10 million star yuan in cash. The probation period will end early and you will be directly transferred to a formal employment contract."
What about?
10 million stars!
Chen Fei's eyes widened involuntarily (O.O), his breathing became rapid, his chest no longer hurt, and he was instantly revived with full blood.
With this huge sum of money, not only can I pay off my old debts, but I can also make a profit of 5 million!
God is really wise!
Are there any more gold dragons?
Give me another dozen!
People die for money, birds die for food, I want to slay the dragon!!!
An ordinary citizen will never earn 10 million star dollars in his lifetime.
With this money, I can buy the wedding house that my eldest brother Chen Shi has just made a down payment on, and there are two of them!
No matter what down payment or loan you need, you can pay it all in one lump sum, you will be debt-free and you won’t have to worry about the next month’s monthly payment.
Compared with this huge bonus, enjoying the official treatment of a tool worker in advance is nothing at all. Most of the salary is used to pay off debts, and the remaining three melons and two dates cannot significantly improve Chen Fei's current predicament.
economic conditions.
"but……"
Inspector Hana opened her lips lightly and said, "You were seriously injured and dying. In order to save your life, the company used a first-class magic potion to bring you back from the brink of death, 'Life Revival'
The medicine is worth 12 million, which will be deducted from your bonus of 10 million. You still owe the company 2 million, which will be deducted from your future salary every month."
Chen Fei's expression became more and more depressed...
There is no path between willows and flowers, and there is another village in the poor mountains and rivers, my God!!!
One second he was praising God for opening his eyes, and the next second he was gritting his teeth and cursing the God of death and the thief.
(T△T)
Damn it, it would be better to die.
At the very least, after using life accident insurance and pensions to offset debts, the 10 million star bonus can still be fully handed over to his family.
Chen Fei was so depressed that he couldn't breathe.
"Hey! Hey! Rookie, what's wrong with you?"
Sensing that Chen Fei's expression was getting worse and worse, Chekov shouted in a panic, and quickly pressed the emergency call button on the bedside.