Based on the mutual wishes of both parties, under the auspices of Hua Jiu Nan, a blood-shedding...self-mutilation recognition ceremony began.
"You little bastard, turn around and don't look at me!"
“You can’t tell if you look at it!”
Chang Baye said while rolling up Chen Daji's hammer.
"Then...Brother Turtle, do you really want us to hit you?!"
The dragon turtle nodded repeatedly and answered in a sweet voice.
"Eighth uncle, please smash it. Only in this way can mother recognize me!"
Seeing how well-behaved the dragon turtle was, Chang Baye became even more convinced that it was not the offspring of a deflated calf.
A dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and a mouse's son can make holes.
If he were the son of a little brat, he wouldn't be so sweet and cute!
How wicked is that guy...
"Brother Turtle, then Xiaoba, I'm going to give you a light hit on your toes."
"You can bear with it!"
As the kind-hearted big insect said this, he took out the golden sore medicine he saved frugally, and was ready to "rescue" the cute "little turtle" in front of him at any time.
The sledgehammer was raised high, and fell neither lightly nor heavily, hitting one of the dragon turtle's toes.
Dragon Turtle endured the pain and remained silent.
But something magical happened:
Chen Daji was seen screaming, clutching his chest, and falling straight to the bottom of the sea.
He looked very much like a patient who had a heart attack while swimming.
Gurgling, gurgling, a series of bubbles came up.
this......
Although he was surprised, Hua Jiunan still pulled his friend up.
"Daji, what's wrong with you!"
At this time, Mr. Chen looked pale, as if he was just recovering from a serious illness.
After spitting out a few mouthfuls of sea water, there was still a lively little fish, and then he gasped and said.
"Boss, boss, someone just attacked us!"
"Punch me hard on my chest, it hurts..."
At this point, Chen Daji finally reacted.
"No, he, he is really our turtle son?!"
The giant dragon turtle actually seemed a little shy after hearing what Chen Daji said.
"Mom, I am... I am female... I am your daughter."
Someone Chen: "..."
"Fuck!"
With such a result, let alone Chen Daji, even Hua Jiunan was more doubtful.
Because regardless of gender, experience, metaphysics, genetics, etc., what is happening is obviously unscientific...
After a comprehensive inspection to confirm that Chen Daji had not suffered some kind of curse, Hua Jiunan asked Chang Baye to test it a few more times.
But the result is still the same:
No matter what kind of damage the dragon turtle suffered, Chen Daji would be heartbroken to death.
This pain has nothing to do with distance.
No matter how far apart the two are...
In the end, Chen was worried that he would be hurt to death if he continued the experiment, so he reluctantly accepted his turtle son... turtle girl... real turtle girl...
"Ahem, what about that? Let's talk about big turtle girl, I am your mother, then do you know who your father is..."
As soon as Chen Daji said this, the situation became even more embarrassing.
Chen also seemed to have been greatly insulted and quickly changed the subject.
"It doesn't matter who your dad is, just forget about him!"
"Mom... we will take good care of you..."
Things have developed to this point, and Chen Daji doesn't dare to abandon his turtle girl even if he wants to.
Without it, if the Dragon Turtle is injured, he will be the unlucky one!
The feeling of distress is so uncomfortable that life is worse than death!
In order to prevent himself from unreasonable disaster, Mr. Chen, who was already stupid and generous, became even more generous.
"Turtle girl, come here, mother will give you something good...forget it, let me ask you a favor, can you please don't call me mother in the future? It's embarrassing."
"You can call me boss, and all your plans will work. If it doesn't work, you can call me little brat!"
Facts have proved that Dragon Turtle is much more filial than Mr. Chen.
Hearing this, he nodded obediently: "I understand, mother!"
Chen Daji: "..."
"If you count the ball, your mother will be your mother!"
"Other people want to give birth to such a big turtle girl, but they don't have such a big butt!"
Chen Daji, who was completely desperate, simply let himself go.
Take out the bright armor and put it on the dragon turtle.
The divine armor has spirit and will naturally change its form according to the appearance of its owner.
After covering the whole body of the dragon turtle, sharp thorns sprouted from the joints, back and other places.
A brand new giant steel turtle was born.
For some reason, after accepting his new identity, Chen Daji felt maternal love overflowing in his heart.
Without hesitation, he handed over his hammer again.
"Turtle Girl, if anyone bullies you in the future, use this to kill them!"
"No need to give us face!"
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Dragon Turtle heard this and said sweetly: "I know, mother!"
After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly stood up from the bed. If you want to read the latest chapter content, please download the Xingxing Reading app, and read the latest chapter content for free without ads. The website no longer updates the latest chapter content, and the Xingxing Reading novel APP has updated the latest chapter content.
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He took a deep breath of fresh air, his chest trembling.
Confused, confused, and all kinds of emotions came to my mind.
Where is this?
Afterwards, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around and became even more confused.
A single dorm?
Even if he was successfully rescued, he should be in the ward now.
And my own body...how could I not have any injuries at all?
With doubts, Shi Yu's eyes quickly swept across the room, and finally his eyes rested on a mirror beside the bed.
The mirror showed his current appearance. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he looked very handsome.
But the problem is, this is not him! Download the Star Reading app and read the latest chapters for free without ads.
My previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.
And now, no matter how you look, this appearance is that of a high school student...
This change left Shi Yu stunned for a long time.
Don't tell him that the operation was successful...
My body and appearance have all changed. This is not a matter of surgery or not, but magic.
He turned into a completely different person!
Could it be...that he traveled through time?
In addition to the mirror placed by the bedside, which was obviously not feng shui-friendly, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.
Shi Yu picked it up and took a look. The title of the book instantly silenced him.
"Essential Breeding Manual for Novice Breeders"
"Postpartum Care of Pet Pets"
"Evaluation Guide for Interracial Beast-Eared Girls"
Shi Yu:???
The names of the first two books are pretty normal, but what happened to the last one?
"cough."
Shi Yu looked solemnly and stretched out his hand, but his arm soon stiffened.
Just when he was about to open the third book and see what it was about, his brain suddenly felt a sharp pain, and a large number of memories came flooding back.
Icefield City.
Pet animal breeding base.
Trainee pet breeder. The website is about to be closed. Download the Star Reading app to provide you with the corpse of Jie Yu, a great god who loves to eat glutinous rice and brown sugar porridge, giving birth to a son, and the ghost carrying the coffin.