Grandma Mai picked up the eager kid and pushed him and the cursing little fascist to her side.
"Don't worry, you two little ones, you have to wait a while!"
"Grandma told you two: Hit a snake within seven inches, and kill someone with a heartache. Learn from it!"
Speaking of "hitting the snake seven inches", Grandma Mai immediately thought of Chen Daji and Chang Baye, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"In the future, you two should learn more from the little brat, and don't imitate your Jiu Nan brother. He is too honest and easily suffers losses."
The kid looked curious and asked.
"Grandma, my father once said: Brother Jiu Nan is a role model for our family, but... there are too many things that cannot be let go."
"Why can't we learn from Brother Huang?!"
Grandma Mai said in a low voice while keeping a close eye on Jin Manduo's situation.
"Yes, Xiaojiu just has too much that she can't let go of, so she can't let go of many things!"
"Let me tell you something that Chen Fu said: When Daji was in primary school, he was always beaten on the ground by a fat kid from the same village. He couldn't beat him no matter what."
"What a wicked little brat. How can you not think of a way to fight back if you are so anxious after being bullied?"
"I don't know how I figured it out, but I came up with a bad idea: I'll wait for the fat kid to go to the latrine. As soon as he takes off his pants and urinates halfway, or pulls them halfway, he will go up and kick him."
"In the end, the fat boy was so stunned that he was so scared that he never dared to go to the latrine anymore: he would unzip his pants every day when he came home from school, hahaha!"
The kid is just a kid after all, he just sounds funny and doesn't understand the deeper meaning.
After hearing this, he thought about it for a moment and asked innocently.
"Grandma, do you mean that when the bad guy from the Tribulation comes out, we can go over and kick him?!"
"But...but what if he can't go out and overcome the tribulation?!"
Even the little devils can’t understand it, and the little fascists certainly can’t understand it either.
Still minding his own business, he held the small pistol and secretly aimed at Jin Manqiao who was under the thunder.
The pronunciation of "piu, piu, piu" in your mouth.
Looking at the two silly boys in front of her, Grandma Mai couldn't help but feel a deep sense of powerlessness.
But when it comes to educating children, you have to be patient.
"Grandma means to deal with the enemy, we must hit him hard when he is least paying attention." bΙＱμＧètν.còＭ
"What did the little bastard say... Oh, by the way, attack him in the back by surprise!"
"In this life, who can guarantee that you will always be number one?! You will always meet someone who is better than you, so you have to use your brain in many things, and you can't act recklessly."
Facts have proved that the old man’s sincere teachings are purely nonsense:
The kid is still worried that Jin Man Dou won't squat down to poop when he goes through the tribulation;
The little fascist still keeps saying "piu, piu, piu"...
Grandma Mai was completely helpless, but then she thought that it was a good thing for children to be innocent and kind.
We can't all be as wicked as little brats, right?
Children are always the best at home...
However, the old man ignored one word - teaching by words and deeds.
On the other side, Jin Manduo, who has practiced the Taoist forbidden art "Nine Lives Return to One", is indeed extraordinary in strength.
The first three thunder tribulations of "Knocking on the Gate of Heaven", "Climbing the Ladder to Heaven", and "Asking the Immortal Path" have all been passed. Although he looked a little embarrassed, he was not seriously injured.
Having cut off all emotions, he was even more relaxed and comfortable in dealing with the fourth thunder tribulation, "Severing the Mortal Heart".
Everyone is the same. If everything goes too smoothly, they will inevitably relax their vigilance and even become arrogant.
Seeing that he had passed through the first four thunder tribulations with ease, when facing the fifth one, he actually started to look up to the sky and laugh wildly.
"Hahaha, my nine lives have been restored to one, so what can I do even if there is a catastrophe!"
"This immortal, I am determined!!"
When Grandma Mai saw this, she knew that this was the opportunity to vent her anger on Hua Jiunan.
With a thought, he released hundreds of evil ghosts from his own ghost kingdom.
Without waiting for them to move, they immediately formed a ball with their hands.
"Yuan'er, among the three of you, you are the best."
"Are you sure you can quietly drop these beasts at Jin Manduo's feet without letting him notice?"
The kid nodded repeatedly when he heard this.
"Grandma, don't worry, I can do it!"
"When I was little, I always played hide-and-seek with my older brothers, so I'm the best at hiding."
The little fascist obviously didn't have enough IQ. When he saw Grandma Mai was about to throw the "evil ball", he thought it was time for a sneak attack.
I immediately raised my chest and raised my head to look like I was good at fighting, and even kept posing like a bodybuilding contest to show off my baby fat.
Then he grabbed the kid tightly and asked him to throw him over along the way.
When Grandma Mai saw this, she hugged the little Fascist to her and laughed and cursed.
"You brat, don't start making noises!"
"What could you do in the past?! Even if a ginseng was struck by lightning, it wouldn't be able to be made into anything. It could only be used as a roasted sweet potato!!"
After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly stood up from the bed. If you want to read the latest chapter content, please download the Xingxing Reading app, and read the latest chapter content for free without ads. The website no longer updates the latest chapter content, and the Xingxing Reading novel APP has updated the latest chapter content.
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He took a deep breath of fresh air, his chest trembling.
Confused, confused, and all kinds of emotions came to my mind.
Where is this?
Afterwards, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around and became even more confused.
A single dorm?
Even if he was successfully rescued, he should be in the ward now.
And my body...how could I not have any injuries at all?
With doubts, Shi Yu's eyes quickly swept across the room, and finally his eyes rested on a mirror beside the bed.
The mirror showed his current appearance. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he looked very handsome.
But the problem is, this is not him! Download the Star Reading app and read the latest chapters for free without ads.
My previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.
And now, no matter how you look, this appearance is that of a high school student...
This change left Shi Yu stunned for a long time.
Don't tell him that the operation was successful...
My body and appearance have all changed. This is not a matter of surgery or not, but magic.
He turned into a completely different person!
Could it be...that he traveled through time?
In addition to the mirror placed beside the bed, which was obviously not feng shui-friendly, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.
Shi Yu picked it up and took a look. The title of the book instantly silenced him.
"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Beginner Breeders"
"Postpartum Care of Pet Pets"
"Evaluation Guide for Interracial Beast-Eared Girls"
Shi Yu:???
The names of the first two books are pretty normal, but what happened to the last one?
"cough."
Shi Yu looked solemnly and stretched out his hand, but his arm soon stiffened.
Just when he was about to open the third book and see what it was about, his brain suddenly felt a sharp pain, and a large number of memories came flooding back.
Icefield City.
Pet animal breeding base.
Trainee pet breeder. The website is about to be closed. Download the Star Reading app to provide you with the corpse of Jie Yu, a great god who loves to eat glutinous rice and brown sugar porridge, giving birth to a son, and the ghost carrying the coffin.