The deaf mother-in-law was already an earth witch at the peak of Wuyu. After a quick look, she knew that the diploma was from the blood of someone Chen.
Of course, if it were this little spiritual crab, it would be a bit different...
First he "picked up" the little crab and put it back on Chen Daji's head, and then he held the diploma in his arms with a smile.
"Hey, good boy, let me take a good look at you."
"Being alone all these years has been really hard on you."
Just as they were talking, Chen Fu and Zhao Aiguo walked out together with Zhao Fei and Zhang Chao.
"Oh, little brat, this is your fault... my granddaughter?!"
"Already so big?!"
While Chen Fu secretly sighed that he had a successor, he also thought that the little boy developed very early...
After Hua Jiu Nan went to great lengths to explain the origin of the diploma, Chen Fu finally felt relieved.
Ahem, it turns out that my eldest granddaughter is the product of "divine friendship"...
But even so, the pink and cute diploma with cute breasts is so attractive that Chen and the rich still take turns to hold her in their arms, their sweethearts can't help it.
After returning to the house, he took out the new clothes he had prepared and put them on the diploma, making the little guy look even more festive.
"My dear granddaughter, grandpa has asked you, grandpa Zhao, to get your household registration."
"I can go to school with your Aunt Qianyue on Monday."
"You must study hard, don't be like your father..."
Speaking of studying, Chen Fu suddenly became gloomy.
"You little brat, get over here!"
"If I don't beat you bastard to death today, I will be sorry for the ancestors of our old Chen family!"
Chen, who was talking nonsense with Zhao Fei and Zhang Chao, was shocked when he heard this.
"Oh, I'll go. Dad, if we can make a quarrel, try not to do anything, okay?!"
"What's wrong with me? Didn't I just do well in the exam? Don't we usually behave like this?!"
"Failed the exam?!" At this time, Chen Fu was completely angry.
"Damn it, take out the little kid's paper and let him read it!!"
Chen Daji's mother hesitated for a moment, then turned around helplessly to get it.
At the same time, he gave Mr. Chen a look that said, "Take care, my mother can't save you."
In fact, it was not just Chen Daji who was puzzled, but the rest of the people were as well.
It stands to reason that he scored over 100 points in the five subjects together, which is purely normal, and can even be said to have exceeded his standard.
I really don’t know why Chen Fu is so angry.
Zhao Aiguo took the test paper and read it from beginning to end, but did not find the root of the problem.
Chen Fu sighed helplessly when he saw this.
"Brother Zhao, focus on reading the article!"
Zhao Aiguo read through it as he was told, and couldn't help but laugh out loud after just reading a few sentences.
In order to maintain the "majesty" of the parents in front of the younger generation, he quickly handed the paper to Zhao Fei.
At the same time, he turned his head away, still smiling.
Zhao Fei was also at a loss. He didn't know why his father, who was usually not serious enough, was smiling so happily.
Read it subconsciously.
Essay title: My father.
Opening: Our father’s name is Chen Fu. Sometimes his “egg” is as small as a mouse, and sometimes his “egg” is as big as the sky.
Just this sentence angered the two heroes.
One is naturally the party involved, Chen Fu;
The other one is the innocent Liu Lao Liu... "Dan Xiao" is just "Dan Xiao". Anyway, it's something inherited within your family, but you have to talk about mice when you have nothing to do...
"Little brat, you'd better explain it to me. When did we become so big?"
"How big is that?! Can you still walk well?!"
"How many people do you usually hire to help carry it?!"
Seeing the unkind look in his father's eyes, Mr. Chen quickly shrank his head and explained.
"Dad, don't be impatient. What we want to write is 'gut'. If I can't remember how to write it during the exam, I'll just use 'egg' instead..."
When Chen Fu heard this, instead of calming down, he became even more angry.
Ignoring Chen for the time being, he turned to Zhao Fei and said.
"My dear nephew, keep reading!"
Fatty Zhao suppressed his laughter, gave Chen Daji a "you're dead" look, cleared his throat and continued to speak.
"My dad is generally okay and he doesn't get lazy at work."
"So I was so tired that I lingered, and the wrinkles on my 'egg' became more and more..."
Faced with this kind of composition that kept talking about Xiasanlu every sentence, Zhao Fei finally couldn't bear it anymore and lay down on the stone table, slapping the table and laughing wildly.
Not just him, but everyone as well.
Only Chen and his son stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes like wild bulls.
One is angry, the other is innocent.
"You little brat, you'd better explain it to me!"
"Otherwise, no matter who stops me today, I will have to clean up my house!"
"What the hell, there are more wrinkles on the 'egg'... Why, I took it out to show you?!"
Facing the furious Chen Fu, Chen Daji was so frightened that he backed away repeatedly.
"Dad, please listen to our explanation: cheek, cheek!"
"I was too lazy to write during the exam, so I omitted one word..."
"Fuck you, uncle!" Chen Fu couldn't bear it anymore and picked up a plastic stool and hit Chen Daji on the butt.