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Chapter 306 The Magical Use of Fart Bombs

Normal people would feel embarrassed if they fought with others using "biochemical weapons", but aren't there two abnormalities in our family:

Chen Daji squeezed his head out of the "crowd" with a curious expression on his face.

Followed closely behind him was Master Chang Ba, who also had a curious face.

"Oh my stinky bomb!"

"This is a good baby!"

Chen Daji grabbed the glass bottle and studied it carefully with wide eyes.

"When we fight with a bad guy in the future, let's use a slingshot to put this thing in his mouth. It will disgust him to death!"

"Let's see who dares to recite the curse in front of us from now on!"

Once this idea comes up, it can no longer be suppressed.

From then on, when Hua Jiunan fought with others, as long as his good brother Chen Daji was there to control the situation, the enemy would never dare to open his mouth and recite the incantation.

When the situation is critical and you will die if you don't recite, you can only free one hand to cover your mouth and recite.

But in this way, it will be difficult to deal with Hua Jiu Difficulties:

The ancient martial arts he has practiced hard with Uncle Li since he was a child is no joke, it is a real battlefield killing technique.

With the blessing of the two "tattoos" of "pine and dragon", those who can block Hua Jiu Di's attack with two hands are considered to be top masters.

The consequences of hitting him with one hand... Haha, let's have a moment of silence.

In the future, this saying became popular among the enemies of China's Nine Difficulties:

If you want to assassinate this person, you must first get rid of the two shadows behind him.

The great monk Wu Xin, the sixth gray immortal;

If you want to kill Hua Jiunan in a head-on fight, you must first kill the big demon Tianhu on his shoulder, and Chen Daji who is holding a slingshot next to him...

In fact, Chen Daji loves and hates the matter of chanting mantras:

What I love is that he is very envious of Hua Jiunan, who after casting the spell, casually recruited "gods" from all over to help him fight;

What he hates is that he can't do it no matter what.

It’s not that Chen Daji is a virtuous person and has insufficient virtue, but it’s simply because he drank too much Mengpo soup and couldn’t remember such a long spell...

Just when Chen Daji was complaining about himself, Chang Baye also imitated his example, curling up a bottle of stinky bombs with his big tail and "can't put it down".

"This is great stuff!"

"From now on, when I run for my life, Mr. Ba, I will throw them away as I run, and kill any bastard who dares to chase me!"

Even though Chen Daji is usually confused, when it comes to confronting Mr. Chang Ba, his IQ is often above average.

"Baye, are you stupid?"

"You throw bombs while you're running, and people still don't smell it, so they chase you all the way to your house and kill you!"

Chang Baye was stunned when he heard this, and thought to himself:

Damn it!

What the little bastard said makes a lot of sense!

Doesn't this mean actively exposing the target?!

Just when Chang Baye was speechless by Chen Daji, he raised his head and saw his elder brother, that "peerless and independent" man.

Instantly feeling confident, he opened his mouth to reply to Chen Daji.

"You little brat, you are so stupid!"

"Who dares to chase my house and try to hit me?"

"Our eldest brother will kill him with a mace!"

This time it was Chen Daji's turn to be speechless and could only sigh: "Fuck..."

Equally speechless and helpless, there is Chang Huaiyuan, who is dressed in white and wins the snow.

"Eighth brother, after I bid farewell to General Yue and returned to the mountain, I stopped using that mace."

"If you like it, I will ask the third child to bring it to you."

Chang Huaiyuan's sudden thought added a "vicious snake" with a mace wrapped around its tail and scurrying around on Hua Jiu's road to revenge...

The pair of Chang Baye and Chen Daji were also called Hua Jiu Nan's two generals by their enemies.

Although their combat power is not high... their combat power is very low, but the way they fight is so annoying!


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