Hearing what Zhang Chao said, Chen Daji laughed even more.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the evil ghost being suppressed by Hua Jiunan.
"Chao'er, take off your pants and pee on his face!"
"Go, what is Boss Chen doing?!" Although Zhang Chao didn't understand, he followed the iron law of nature that gangsters are afraid of gangsters and still walked towards the evil ghost.
As he walked, he untied the rope around his waist.
There was no way, Zhang Chao's father died early, and the family was too poor to afford a belt.
Chen Daji hid far behind Zhang Chao, looking like he was watching the fun and not afraid of the big deal.
"Isn't it written in the little book that ghosts are afraid of children's urine?"
"Hahaha, give him a mouthful and see if he comes out!"
Zhang Chao was stunned: "Boss Chen, have you...have you ever had sex with anyone?"
Chen Daji: "...Does secret love count...?"
Zhang Chao: "..."
"Then why don't you pee yourself?"
Chen Daji scratched his messy hair with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'm afraid ghosts will bite me."
"Bite it off in one bite..."
Zhang Chao, Hua Jiunan: "..."
Although Gang Jing is also afraid of being "critically attacked" by ghosts, he is even more afraid of gangsters.
He could only take small steps and moved in front of "Little Wang" who was suppressed by Hua Jiunan.
Keep your eyes closed and drink water.
This move not only frightened the evil spirits, but also frightened Hua Jiunan.
He suddenly rushed out of the distance, using the ancient martial arts starting move, "be on strict alert".
If I were accidentally injured and peed all over my face, I would be too embarrassed to go out and meet people in the future!
Hua Jiunan escaped, and "Xiao Wang" was still pressed by zombies.
With a look of horror on his face, he let out a heart-rending cry.
"You brat, don't come over here!"
Seeing that the attempt to stop him was ineffective and Zhang Chao's flowery underwear was already visible, the evil spirit suddenly turned into a ball of green smoke, broke away from the little queen and threw himself at Zhang Chao.
"I told you to pee!"
Hua Jiunan wanted to stop him, but he had "escaped" too far and it was already too late.
A scream was heard...but it was an evil ghost who screamed.
The appearance of the natal corpse insect and the ancestor of the Zhang family disappeared in Zhang Chaomei's mind.
Seize the opportunity, Hua has nine difficulties, and Chen Daji launches all attacks.
"The god of fire and thunder from the sky brings down thunder from the five directions. The god of fire and thunder from the earth brings down demons and eliminates evil spirits. Go away quickly. Please obey my emperor's orders. Be as urgent as the law! The Five Thunder Curses of Tiangang, come out!"
"You bastard bomb, let's go!"
Yin thunder exploded and the stench filled the sky.
The poor devil only had time to let out a scream before disappearing completely.
Chen Daji paced back and forth at the place where the evil ghost disappeared.
"Damn it, can't you beat me?"
"I should have taken it easy..."
Although Hua Jiunan also secretly regretted it, saving people was still the most important thing at this time.
"Zhang Chao, please let these seniors rest and let Brother Wang go."
The boss’s boss is still the boss!
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chao immediately raised his right hand, and then... then just remained motionless.
After a moment, with a sad face, he said solemnly.
"Squad leader, the little feudal superstition knowledge in my head can only drive away corpses, but will not let them lie down..."
All zombies: "..."
"What should we do? Hun'er can't get out, the house has been blown up, and it's almost dawn..."
"Family matters are easy to talk about!" At the critical moment, local tycoon Chen Daji took decisive action.
He took out his cell phone and called Chen Fu.
"Dad, what are you doing?"
"What the hell? It's already two o'clock in the morning and you're still sleeping? It's time to get up and pick up eggs!"
On the other end of the phone came Chen Fu's hysterical roar.
"You little brat! Believe it or not, I'm going to have a second child with your mother right now!"
Chen Daji sneered, scratched his big head and begged for mercy.
"Dad, don't make trouble, I have something serious to do with you...can you buy me hundreds of coffins before dawn...delivery to your door..."
When Chen Fu heard this, his mood to curse was gone.
"What, you and Xiaojiu went digging into other people's graves in the middle of the night?!"
"Don't bother yourself. If the villagers find out, they will beat you both to death!"
Not to mention this unique pair of father and son, Hua Jiunan first helped Zhang Chao to send all the zombies back to Yizhuang.
He picked up the unconscious Xiao Wang again and muttered something.
"Where are the wandering souls left? The three souls have descended early, the seven souls are coming, and there are temples, villages, palaces, prisons, tombs and forests in the wilds by the river. There are false alarms and weirdness, and the true soul is lost."
"Now I invite the mountain god, the five-path traveling general, to take charge of the local land and the kitchen master of the home. I am on duty to search for and possess the soul, to help the spirit. The gate of heaven will be opened, the gate of earth will be opened, and the soul of a boy from thousands of miles away will be sent."
"I ask the Supreme Lord to be as urgent as the law dictates!"
Under the blessing of the spell, Xiao Wang's soul, driven away by evil spirits, floated back into his body.
He also groaned and woke up leisurely.
"Xiaojiu?!"
"Where is this? What happened to me just now?"
Note: The text is full. The following is what I said to my true fans. I don’t like to skip it.
Everyone who sees this should be a true fan.
The elders of Jiangshan can tolerate me and prevent others from doing evil things.
For a lousy novel writer like me, half of the money I make is from being scolded.
But please don't scold my parents and family, thank you.
And to be honest, I have quite a lot of true fans, so if I ask them to do something, no one will pay attention to me.
But if you ask them to scold you, there will be hundreds of thousands of people.
I deleted your comments scolding me, actually to protect you...
A few words of defense:
First, I am not a talented writer, I write very slowly.
I often sit in front of the computer for hours and cannot write a single word.
I am very anxious.
Secondly, I sincerely thank you all for your support. I have read the comments of readers and little beauties over and over again.
I beg your second uncle, Douyin Yaoyao, and your fourth uncle, Liusan Bawu!