Chen Daji is currently fighting in the Yin and Yang Realm, so naturally he can't get through with his cell phone.
To put it bluntly, even if he could get through, in his current state, Chen Daji would not be in the mood to accept it...
"Oh mom, it hurts me so much!"
"There are still a few more times. We, we have been beaten so hard that we can hardly hold our shit..."
How could Chen Daji's little tricks be hidden from the experts present?
After passing through the yin, what comes are the three souls and seven souls, the origin of the soul and body.
There is no physical body, where would there be shit...
So the two executioners just pretended not to hear and continued to beat each other happily.
Hey, if you are lucky enough to beat a major general in your "ghost years", you will be bragging to your colleagues for a lifetime!
Others were laughing and joking, feeling happy watching the biggest scourge in the Yin and Yang world being beaten, but Hua Jiu was in trouble.
He really felt sorry for this brother who had been with him through life and death many times.
Hearing Chen Daji scream miserably, Hua Jiunan was heartbroken, and quietly took out a small paper figure given by Shopkeeper Liu, and silently recited the secret "Substitute Curse".
To stand in for the body, white paper is used as the surface, and five-color paper is used as the clothes;
Open your left ear to listen to the yin world, and open your right ear to listen to the yang world;
You and Chen Daji were born in the same year, the same month and the same day;
Use your left hand to ward off all difficulties, and your right hand to ward off a thousand disasters;
It is necessary to punish the mountains, it is necessary to overcome the sea, and it is necessary to punish the evil spirits without punishment, and the divine soldiers are as urgent as the law and order!
As the spell was completed, Chen Daji suddenly felt that the plank had hit him, and it no longer hurt at all.
Not only that, even the original injuries were healed instantly.
Just when this guy was wondering, Hua Jiunan's voice sounded in his ears.
"Don't be stunned, keep shouting about pain!"
Although Chen Daji is usually confused, he is not stupid at critical moments.
He immediately understood that it was Hua Jiu Di, and he didn't know what method he used to help him.
So he naturally cooperated and continued "howling miserably" in his voice like a broken gong.
"Oh my god, it hurts so much!"
"My ass is all dry!"
I yelled a few times, maybe because I was tired, so I yelled in a hurry.
"Ah, I'm dizzy!"
Then he lay motionless on the ground and began to pretend to be dead.
Facts have proved that you can never guess what Chen Daji will do next.
Not long after this guy pretended to be faint, he actually fell asleep on his stomach.
You can just sleep and don't snore if you have nothing to do.
I'm not afraid of snoring, and I insist on snoring so loudly that even the sound of the board that I deliberately intensified can't cover it up...
Hidden table in the book:
In fact, Lord Cui Fu, the Holy Lord who blessed the house, the Seventh Master, the Eighth Master, and the other shady commanders were aware of it when Hua Jiunan took action.
It’s just that no one said anything.
Firstly, it was to give Hua Jiunan, the most important person in the royal family, face, and to have a personal relationship when we meet in the future;
Secondly, these Yin Division masters did not really have a problem with Chen Daji. They just had "grievances" in their hearts and wanted to vent them in a playful way.
But no one would have expected that the "Young General" would actually have such a saucy maneuver!
Thunderous snoring echoed at Naihe Bridge, and everyone was extremely embarrassed...
The quick-tempered Master Ba was instantly furious and struck the table in shock.
"Where are the left and right? Give this guy in the hall to me!"
On the spur of the moment, two wooden sticks were thrust into Chen Daji's armpits and he was lifted up with force.
It looked like a toad tied to a shelf.
It's a pity that some people are like this, "death is imminent" and only realize it later.
Chen Daji rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked in a mumble.
"What's going on? Why are you calling me? Is dinner ready?!"
Seeing the eighth master Fan Wujiu's face getting darker and darker, Hua Jiunan hurriedly stepped forward and clasped his fists in salute.
"Please Mr. Fan calm down!"
"My brother's body is too weak, so he became confused in court after being severely punished!"
Fan Baye wanted to say something else, but Xie Qiye secretly stopped him.
There is no need to be serious at this time, and I don’t really want to do anything to the young general.
Just by taking advantage of Hua Jiunan's rhetoric of "getting off the donkey," I can give the Supreme Family another face.
"Since the 'offender' has been brought to justice, there will be no further punishment today!"
"First announce the final verdict on the matter of passing the underworld..."
Everything went as planned, Hua Jiunan and the others were acquitted.
At the same time, in order to commend them for killing Luo Menghong and Fa Qing, the underworld specially gave Hua Jiunan, Zhao Fei, and Chang Baye the empty posts of patrolling the Yin and Yang realms.
This position does not have any real power. In modern terms, it is still a temporary worker.
The only advantage is that you don’t have to be secretive when traveling through the yin and yang in the future. It’s considered an official business trip and you are protected by the yin and yang world.
As for why Chen Daji was not given the position, I think I won’t tell you readers, even the little beauties can understand:
All the public officials in the underworld are fed up with this guy.
I wish I could pray for him to live forever every day. It would be best to ascend directly. How could I give him a chance to "go home often"...
Of course, Chen Daji was quite dissatisfied with the fact that he didn't get any benefits and even received half a beating.
But fortunately, this guy was stupid enough to fool him, and with a quiet word from the handsome man with a sinuous mouth, he was able to get rid of him.
"No one knows that the young general is wise and powerful, so why should he care about his mere fame?"
"It's just that there are no two-term patrol commanders. It's not always possible for you to think about the underworld all the time. Does anyone dare to stop you?"
When Chen Daji heard this, he turned around and looked at the mighty and majestic armies under "his" command.
Then he looked at the group of hooligans who were shouting in the distance further away, and felt deeply that what the bird-beaked Yin Shuai said was right.
So he stupidly showed off that I am a very powerful bastard, and happily stood behind Hua Jiunan and stopped talking.
Kuroyu, who had been concentrating with his eyes closed, looked at the nest he had chosen with despair, and his expression of despair became even stronger...
After everything was done, the two judges and the Eight Great Yin Marshals declined Chen Daji's invitation, and ordered the Yin messengers to snatch the musical instruments of the gangsters and ghosts, and beat gongs and drums to send Hua Jiu Nan and his party back to Yang.
Seeing their leaving figures, all the Yinsi Masters breathed a sigh of relief.
This scourge can be safely sent away.
The handsome man with a leopard tail asked specifically about the handsome man with a bird's beak.
"Brother, why did you just lie to the young general that he can survive the underworld next time? Isn't this causing trouble for us?"
The handsome man with a bird's beak laughed loudly.
"I don't say that, but with the character of a major general, he shouldn't make a fuss!"
"Besides, it's best if he doesn't live up to Yin. If he does, don't we, my brothers, have a reason to openly beat him dozens of times?! Hahahaha!"
When the other handsome men heard this, they burst into laughter together.
"The beak is right!"
"Seeing the Major General being beaten, we all felt that our thoughts were clear and our cultivation level had improved!"
Unlike the Yinsi Zhengshen, the rogue ghosts were all frowning and wailing at Chen Daji's back like they were mourning.
"Major General, you have to find a way to die quickly after you go back. We all miss you..."
Hua Jiunan and the others spent a long time in the clouds this time, and it was just dawn when they got home.
Deaf Granny and the other four Chumaxian family heads were already waiting in the yard.
In addition, although "Wang San" was lying on the bed, his mind never let go.
After confirming that Hua Jiunan had returned safely, he slowly closed his eyes looking at the world. When he opened them again, he turned into that naive farmer again.
He hurriedly put on his coarse cotton clothes and walked out of the room carrying two clean dead rabbits.
"Xiaojiu is back? Third uncle will prepare something delicious for you."
Seeing this, the housewives stopped Wang San with all kinds of tricks.
"His uncle, please take a rest."
"You're just sick, so don't be tired. Don't repeat it."
Wang San couldn't resist the kindness, he smiled naively and touched Hua Jiunan's head before returning to the house.
Hua Jiunan told everyone the whole process of passing through the underworld. Everyone first congratulated Chang Huaiyuan for transforming into a dragon and ascending to the sky, and then looked at Chen Daji who had been beaten in vain with a half-smile.
Then he turned to Chang Baye, who was still looking wretched with a stone pot on his head and a red nose, feeling filled with emotions...
Hua Jiunan was worried about Grandma Mai, so she asked.
The one who answered him was Gray Lao Liu.
The Hui Family Fairy changed his usual humorous attitude, and his face was full of solemnity.
"Sir, regarding Sister Mai's matter, we asked the Great Protector to help us deduce it."
"It is now known that she is trapped deep in the snowy mountains and is not in danger for the time being...but what trapped her is actually...the Qin Terracotta Warriors!"