As soon as Xiao Wuxin finished speaking, two soul lamps suddenly floated in the dark wind. The two red words "Death" on the left and "Sacrifice" on the right were particularly eye-catching.
There was also a large amount of paper money scattered in the wind.
A group of funeral "people" slowly walked out from the paper money.
There are old and young, male and female.
There are even paper figures with red cheeks, and paper horses as black as ink shuttle back and forth.
Each of the "mourners" was wearing a blood-stained mourning gown, and their faces varied from pale to black and blue.
The only thing they have in common is that they all smile weirdly and have pus and blood flowing from their eyes.
At the front of the team was a group of ghost Taoist priests.
Yuefu's "Elegy" came from their mouths.
But what is being sung now is "Blood Lake Spirit, Recommend Death".
The ghost Taoist walking at the front was holding tiles and an iron axe.
As he led the funeral procession forward, he shouted miserably.
"The day is auspicious and the heaven and earth are open. I serve the Jade Emperor and send me to mourn."
"I transformed into the True Martial God of the North, wearing golden armor, holding a diamond in my hand and descending to the gate of heaven."
"Guiding the way in front of the Sun and Moon Palace, the two generals Heng and Ha will drive with them. They must pass through mountains and rivers, and pass through rivers and streams. If there is any obstruction, the Yin and Yang orders will be followed."
The weirdest thing is that through the shadowy "crowd", only ten evil ghosts with long hair covering their faces were seen, carrying a huge bright red bluestone coffin, swaying forward.
The four sides of the coffin, as well as the top and bottom, are densely carved with red "frescoes".
Although it was too far away and blocked by heavy fog to see clearly what was on it, there were waves of coldness and despair rushing towards my face like a tide.
When I got closer, I saw a huge letter in blood written on the chests of the ten evil spirits carrying the coffin.
Together they are "Heaven, Earth, Man, Gods and Ghosts, Hairy Scales, Ying Yukun."
Seeing these ten words, Hua Jiunan felt vaguely familiar, but for a while he couldn't remember where he had seen them.
"Damn it, even if a ghost dies, there will be a funeral? He cried so miserably... He looks much more filial than the sons of the cat-faced old lady..."
Chen Daji murmured to himself and pulled Chang Baye's big tail backwards.
"Baye, don't be stunned, hurry up and put the gear in reverse!"
"No matter what people are doing, pedestrians and vehicles must give way to Bai Shier's family. This is the rule!"
Every time he encounters something dangerous, Chen Daji takes the initiative to expose his target.
If he exposes himself, he will expose himself, and he will always bring trouble to our eighth master.
This made Mr. Chang Ba very angry. He wanted to slap him with his big tail, but he was worried about attracting too much attention.
So he could only tightly wrap around Chen Daji's neck, lift him in the air and shake him from side to side vigorously.
"Little brat, can't you please lower your voice, lower your voice, lower your voice?!"
"If you make so much noise, dirty things will find you!"
...
"Oh, Master Ba, let me tell you a few words. How dare you ignore me, little brat?!"
"No, I must give you a good beating today!"
Chang Baye's operation made more noise than Chen Daji.
So much so that the group of funeral ghosts not far away had stopped and looked over here with a sad smile.
Only the paper money in my hand is still being thrown around.
Hui Lao Liu was quite helpless when he saw this scene.
"Old man, you are tying the little calf's neck with your tail, how can he say anything?"
"Also, don't blame me for not warning you. If you don't let go of your plan, he might be strangled to death by you..."
The eighth master was shocked when he heard this, and then he saw that Chen Daji was already talking crookedly, his tongue was drooping, and he was foaming at the mouth.
The bowed legs that were originally used to kick happily were also hanging straight, like bacon sticks hanging under the eaves.
"Oh, I'll go!"
After an exclamation, Ba Ye quickly put Chen Daji gently on the ground.
"Little brat, don't scare me, we really didn't mean it!"
As he talked, Chang Baye felt distressed and anxious, and almost cried.
Just as he was hesitating whether to give Chen Daji a "snake" breath like the one on TV, the guy let out a series of heartbreaking coughs.
"Fuck! Cough cough cough!"
"Master Ba, you... cough, cough, cough, you are too cruel!"
"It's so hard to strangle me to death...I must deduct merit from you!"
Speaking of other things, Chang Baye felt extremely guilty and might not argue with Chen Daji.
But when it comes to deducting meritorious service, wouldn't it cost him his life?
"You little brat..."
Before Chang Baye could finish speaking, the leading ghost Taoist priest suddenly raised his head.
There were actually black flesh worms moving in and out of the rotting eyes.
"Blessings and blessings are immeasurable."
"The Lord is lacking two 'golden boys' to lead the way, and you are just the right ones."
Yan Bi laughed miserably and floated slowly towards this side.
Chen Daji was not thinking clearly. He barely stopped coughing and turned to ask Mr. Chang Ba.
"Master Ba, what is the golden boy? What does the ghost mean?"
Chang Baye was already frightened. He trembled and curled up behind the big stone, burying his head on the stone pot in the middle.
From a distance, it looks like a pile of shit...
"The ghost means to take you and the little gentleman away and serve as servants to the things in the coffin."
"Eat less than chickens, get up earlier than dogs, bring tea and water, clean the house, take a bath, rub your back and knock off cigarette ashes, it's such a miserable life!"
"Oh shit!" Chen Daji was furious when he heard this.
No matter what life he is in, he can only be served by others. When has "Young General" ever served others?
After a disagreement, he took action - it was time to try the skills he learned from his deaf mother-in-law and take action.
Chen Daji has two tricks:
One is the ghost Xin Lianshan;
The other is the mini "Dad of Daji" in Guanghua Mansion.
The book hints that these two immortals are not weak.
One is one of the guardians of the punishment hell, an existence that makes many evil spirits fearful;
The other is the God of Kaifu who has done countless good deeds, received blessings from heaven and earth, and has been manifested as a saint in living beings.
In a sense, he can barely be regarded as one-third of the palace master.
I saw Chen Daji jumping up in front of the group of ghosts with a roar, his eyes closed tightly and one foot stomping on the ground three times, muttering something in his mouth.
"The first is to invite the heaven and earth to move, the second is to invite ghosts and gods to be frightened, the third is to invite Mao Laodao, the fourth is to invite Jiang Taigong..."
In fact, the orthodox method taught by his deaf mother-in-law did not include these messy formulas at all.
These were all added by himself, why...Chen Daji thought that if he didn't say something, the sense of ceremony would not be enough...
Fortunately, the ghosts were frightened by Chen Daji's "psychopathic temperament" and did not take advantage of him while he was "reciting a curse".
It took more than thirty seconds before this guy opened his Poro-like voice and shouted.
"Please invite Xin Lianshan!"
Whoosh, whoosh, the cold wind remains the same, and everything around remains unchanged.
Not to mention the ghost Xin Lianshan, he just didn’t even invite him out...
Just when everyone was looking at Chen Daji like an idiot, and the situation was extremely embarrassing, a kid's head suddenly emerged from the snow, swirling around.
With big innocent eyes, he was obviously frightened after seeing the group of ghosts attending the funeral.
"What a disaster!!! What a disaster!!!"
"Oh my god, you scared me to death!"
Then he turned his head 180 degrees and looked at Chen Daji.
"Major General, my General Xin just finished his drink and asked me to bring you a message."
"He really drank too much. He will definitely not be able to drink anymore for the time being!"
"If you always invite him to drink, it will be tomorrow at least!"
The kid said these words extremely fast, much faster than the advertising slogans spoken by some hosts today.
The most rare thing is that my articulation is clearer than him.
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Chen Daji to speak, he slipped into the ground and disappeared, leaving only the stunned "everyone"...