Hua Jiu could not speak, and Chen Daji had no choice but to put away his slingshot.
However, after hesitating, he took off the bloody long bow behind him and aimed it at Fan Ju's crotch.
"Old man, drink your tea and don't worry about us."
"Master Ji, I'm just trying to get a feel for it first, so I won't be unable to ejaculate accurately for a while..."
Fan Ju knew this guy's virtue very well, so he simply pretended that he didn't exist.
He signaled the Qin Terracotta Warriors maid with his eyes to pour tea, then coughed twice.
He said with a half-smile to Zhao Fei, who kept touching his head, as if something was missing.
"General Xin, you and I haven't seen each other for a long time. Have you ever missed me?"
"It's better to leave Yang Ren's body quickly and come over to enjoy tea together."
"It's not good for you or him if you possess him for a long time."
"Zhao Fei" was stunned for a moment, and then a burst of black smoke flew out of his body.
After landing, he immediately turned into the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan.
The will-o'-the-wisp on his big head condensed into the two characters "Fuck".
"Fan Ju, you are not a big-ass old lady, I miss you daddy!"
"This time, you are smart and discovered it early. Next time, I will definitely dig out your big waist and feed it to the dogs!"
After hearing Xin Lianshan scolding Fan Ju, the Great Tengu immediately expressed his loyalty in a hurry.
He grinned and glared at Akuma.
Xin Lianshan Duobiao immediately cursed when he saw this.
"Look at me, even if I feed a dog, I won't feed you a half-baked kid like you!"
"I don't know how to be virtuous. I don't know how to go home and sew. If you look too hard, I'll fuck my upper half for you!"
Amid the curses, the ghosts Xin Lianshan and Chen Daji stood side by side. After some conspiracy, they both let out geigeigei laughter.
Four bullfrog-like big eyes kept scanning the enemies on the opposite side with malicious intentions.
That way, it's like going to some entertainment venues at midnight and choosing a gangster with a special profession.
Except for Fan Ju, Xu Fu and Huang Chao, the rest of the "people" were frightened by the two scourges in the Yin and Yang Realm, and even the many Qin terracotta warriors were no exception.
They all covered their buttocks and subconsciously took half a step back...
The power of the two major scourges in the Yin and Yang Realm is truly terrifying!
Seeing that his own morale was in danger of collapsing under the pressure of the "two major scourges", Fan Ju hurriedly coughed a few times to break the silence.
"Ahem, cough, cough, little friend Jiu Di."
"You and I agreed that only four people would come, but now..."
Before Hua Jiunan could speak, the powerful ghost Xin Lianshan cursed again.
"Old boy, are you really blind?!"
"Master Xin, am I a human being? Bald boy... Master Wu Xin, am I a human being? Yu Shen and his old man are even less human!"
After finishing speaking, he nodded and bowed towards Kuroyu, Xiao Wuxin was trying to please him.
His face was full of flattery.
Xiao Wuxin was simple and kind, with a clean heart, so he didn't realize there was anything wrong with what Xin Lianshan said, and returned the favor with his hands clasped together.
Kuroyu was different... Although what the other party said was the truth, somehow I felt like he was scolding me.
So I secretly decided to give Hao Gui a good beating when I found an opportunity... I took Chen Daji along with me as a "benefits" to myself as the landlord...
The stupidest thing in the world is to argue with a fool or reason with a jerk.
Fan Ju, a great leader of his generation, was certainly not stupid, so he automatically ignored Xin Lianshan and just stared at Hua Jiunan with a smile.
Seeing that his "premeditated plans" were discovered one by one by the other party, Hua Jiunan had no choice but to stand up and whispered to Heiyu.
"Thank you Yu Shen and Wu Xin, Brother Xin will go home first and wait for us..."
Now that Grandma Mai is still in the opponent's hands, Kuroyu cannot "act rashly".
After Chaohua Jiunan nodded deeply, he said coldly to Fan Ju.
"Prime Minister Fan, Heiyu advises you to take care of yourself!"
"Don't forget the person behind my little gentleman!"
What Heiyu was talking about was not the three powerful men such as Song Lao, Hei Mama, and Hu San Taiye, but the even more terrifying Supreme Being Royal Family - Emperor Jiang Chu!
Xin Lianshan, who was full of unwillingness and wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to make meritorious deeds, saw the opportunity wasted and cursed loudly, spitting like stars.
"Fan Ju, you old man, remember this for me!"
"If the little gentleman loses half of his hair in a while, Master Xin, I..."
Having said this, Hao Gui Xin Lianshan suddenly realized that he might... definitely not be able to defeat Fan Ju, and immediately changed his original rhetoric.
"Master Xin, I will immediately go back to the Yin and Yang Realm to find General Wei, seal the wolf as Xu, and General Li. I will say that you have turned the young general into a fool!"
"By then, you old boy may even want to cry but you won't be able to find a tune!!"
Chen Daji: "..."
For the first time, this guy realized that sometimes when he speaks, he might be really annoying...
Hearing the threats from Heiyu and Xin Lianshan, Fan Ju felt helpless.
If he had a choice, he would not want to be an enemy of the Guanghua Mansion, which was powerful and had a terrifying background.
If he hadn't thought about turning the conflict into friendship, and even enlisted Hua Jiunan to join him in dealing with his old enemy Bai Qi, this strategist wouldn't have had to trap Grandma Mai as a bargaining chip.
The Supreme Human Emperor, the Great Protector of the Taoist Sect, the most powerful Immortal in the world, plus the Ten Thousand Years Tree God, and a killing golden dragon... which one is easy to deal with?!
Thinking of these "people", Fan Ju couldn't help but look into the distance.
At this moment, the huge bluestone coffin was carried by "heaven, earth, humans, gods, and ghosts" and hung quietly over the mountain village where the small courtyard was located.
The resentment emanating from it far exceeds even the most terrifying hell in the underworld.
Of course, ordinary people cannot see these.
They just felt that the weather was extremely cold and they were extremely irritable.
It seems that he hates everything he can see, and wants to kill all living creatures with a knife, and then commit suicide...
Thanks to the protection of the tree god, this did not lead to human tragedy:
Green pines hang high like a canopy, with strips of green silk hanging down, spreading their vigorous vitality to the entire mountain village without hesitation;
Mother Hei, the general protector of the Taoist sect, was worried that Song Lao was not strong enough to catch him, so she released the Eight-tailed Hengtian with a solemn face.
I secretly murmured in my heart: What kind of evil thing is this...
At the same time, Mr. Hu Santai and Mrs. Hu Santai, who had not stepped into the ordinary world for nearly a thousand years, appeared in the small courtyard together.
"The blue stone coffin is buried halfway up the mountain. All the souls are sad and the whole world laments!"
"Hey, what is supposed to come has come..."
The deaf mother-in-law, who had prepared for the witchcraft festival and wanted to protect the villagers desperately, saw this and was about to ask, but was stopped by the two immortals.
"Don't say it, don't say it."
In the room, the Supreme Emperor "Wang San" gently held Xiao Qianyue in his arms.
Then he slowly raised his head, his eyes seemed to be able to penetrate the roof and see outside.
He said in a voice that only he and the bluestone coffin could hear.
"Back then, my lineage owed the world great cause and effect...so you are allowed to hang on top of me for a moment and three moments!"