Chapter 537 Major General, Please Respect Yourself
After everyone sat down, Fan Wujiu, the upright and taciturn eighth master, finally couldn't help but speak.
"Major General, I don't know why you tried to kill yourself for no reason?!"
"Don't you know that this will seriously disrupt the order of the two realms and cause serious chaos to the underworld?!"
Chen Daji is not afraid of others, but he is afraid of the majestic Fan Baye.
In fact, the same is true in life:
People who are talkative and half-tongued respect elders who are authoritative and taciturn.
This guy smiled ingratiatingly at Hei Wuchang and scratched his big head in embarrassment.
"Master Hei, you...what do you mean? What is suicide? We don't understand..."
Fan Baye, who was already full of anger, almost performed "explosion on the spot" without getting angry after hearing this half-assed man's words.
Seeing that Chen Daji was in danger of being beaten again, Hua Jiunan quickly opened his mouth to explain.
"The big plan, suicide means suicide."
"Master Fan is asking you why you want to commit suicide!"
If others hadn't mentioned it, Chen Daji would have forgotten about it.
As soon as he mentioned it, this guy immediately became energetic.
"Master Hei, we wiped our necks just because we wanted to go down to discuss something with you, so..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Cui Fujun, Blessing House Saint Lord, and others.
"absurd!"
"Nonsense!"
"Major General, you've gone too far! You wouldn't be so scary..."
The last words were spoken by the Night Travel God.
Because among all the Yin officials, he has the best relationship with Chen Daji and is the most down-to-earth.
Fan Ba Ye was even more angry and slapped the bluestone table in front of him.
"Major General, you created such a big battle just to go to the underworld to discuss things with us?!"
"Don't you know how to cross the Yin? Wouldn't it be enough to cross the Yin?!"
"Even if you forget how to live in the underworld, you can still ask me to come up for an interview. Why commit suicide?!"
Xie Qiye then started to complain.
"Eighth brother is right!"
"Major General, do you know that committing suicide has been a serious crime since ancient times. It will be difficult for us to send you back!"
"Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about the whole underworld!"
"In case we can't return the sun, then we...you know!"
Leopard-tailed Yin Shuai looked helpless, stood up and patted Chen Daji's shoulder gently.
"Major General, you have to respect yourself!"
"I finally lied to you...and asked you to be reincarnated. Why do you want to come back in just fifteen years?!"
"Think about it carefully: Have you seen all the beautiful mountains and rivers in the world? Have you experienced all the charming women from all over the world?!"
If you want to talk about anything else, Chen Daji might not care.
But when it comes to "coquettish women", he is "not sleepy"!
"Beauty, hey hey hey... To buy a cow, you have to buy a ground tiger, and to get a wife, you have to get a big ass, Oye!"
Cui Fujun saw that the topic was heading in an unspeakable direction, and he quickly rubbed his temples to put things right.
"Ahem! Major General, let's discuss business first."
"I don't know what happened to you and you need our help."
"But if you encounter a strong enemy or everything goes wrong?"
"No matter what the situation is, Major General just open your mouth and everything can be discussed!"
After hearing Cui Fujun's words, all the big figures from the Yin Division who were sitting in a circle nodded.
"The Lord's words are very good!"
"Major General's matter is what I'm waiting for. Just talk about it!"
"As long as you don't think too hard..."
Chen Daji really didn’t expect:
These scary-looking ghosts and gods were actually so easy to talk to in front of me.
He scratched his messy hair, looked shuddering, and tried carefully.
"Everyone... bosses, is it really possible to do anything?!"
All the dignitaries in the underworld nodded without hesitation and decisively.
“Everything is possible!”
Only the night wandering god who knew the "urinary nature" of the Major General had a vague premonition in his heart.
The so-called good does not work but the bad does.
Sure enough, things have gone in an unexpected direction...
I saw Chen Daji immediately became very happy. He nodded and bowed his head and poured tea for all the high-ranking officials of the underworld.
"Actually, we don't have anything big to do. We just want to trouble some bosses and give my grandma a hundred and eighty thousand years of life..."
Fortunately, Chen Daji has limited knowledge and the largest unit he knows is ten thousand years...
After hearing such "treasonous and unethical" demands, all the important officials in the underworld spewed out tea from their mouths.
With a pop, they all hit Chen Daji in the face, and started to accuse him in no particular order.
"How long?!!! One hundred thousand years?!!!"
"What a nonsense!"
"It's too much, it's too much! Major General, you've gone too far!"
"We don't even have a hundred thousand years of life, so we can't help. Even beating us to death can't help!"
"Really not possible?!" Chen Daji wiped the tea from his face and showed an expression that showed that you were indeed unreliable.
"It's not that it can't be done, it's that it really can't be done!" Everyone in the underworld answered in unison, feeling extremely aggrieved at the same time.
To be able to force these big shots to feel their grievances, I am afraid only Chen Daji, a half-brother in history, has been able to do it...
Yeyoushen even put down his identity and spoke in a lowly manner.
"Major General, please take pity on us, could you please change your request?"
"It's really not easy for me to wait. Just treat it as a good person and a good deed!"
"If you still force me to wait like this...the little god would rather be reincarnated and start a new life..."
The leopard-tailed Yin Shuai echoed with a sad and indignant look.
"Ye Youshen is right!"
"Major General, if you go too far, we will all be reincarnated as a group!"
"If we can't afford to offend, how can we not afford to hide?!"
Hey, throughout the ages we have only seen people being driven to death, but who has seen people being driven to death?
If Chen Daji can do this, he deserves the title of the leader of the two major scourges in the Yin and Yang world!