Song E, the corpse in golden armor, is also a real person:
He and Chen Daji, one dares to speak and the other dares to do.
Taking the "vests" thrown over, Song E quickly built a simple shack with them and stuffed the orphan girl inside.
"Qing'er, hide it, leave the thunder calamity to me!"
Looking at the naked Black Flame War Horse with a grievance-filled face, Chen Daji knew that he had done everything he could do.
Not only was the war horse naked, but he himself also had only a pair of flowery underpants to protect himself.
In the icy and snowy mountain col, my legs were shaking from the cold and my nose was full of mucus.
Boom!
As if he was offended by Chen Daji's showmanship, the sound of thunder became louder and louder.
Chen Daji didn't have any fear. He took a loud sip and raised his middle finger to the sky.
Then, in order to avoid being affected by the thunder, he bent down and exerted his strength, roared, picked up the horse lying on the ground, and ran away.
"It's thundering and raining. Go home and collect your clothes!"
Being reminded by Chen Daji's actions, Chang Baye finally came to his senses.
"The wind is blowing hard!"
With his big tail rolled up, he put Hua Jiunan, Hui Laoliu, and Gelai Ximu all on his back, and followed Chen Daji into the distance.
Xu Tao, Gelai Ahua: "It seems that we are still outsiders after all..."
After running hundreds of meters, everyone stopped and looked back.
I saw the thunderclouds getting lower and lower, as if they were hanging above my head and within reach.
Hua Jiunan's face was full of worry and he said softly: "Black clouds are threatening to destroy the city!"
"Song E and the others are facing a city-destroying thunder disaster!"
Chen Daji is not sentimental, he is just curious.
"Boss, Lao Jin and his wife, do you think they were struck by five thunders from the sky..."
Hua Jiunan was stunned by the question. He took a deep breath and resisted the urge to kick Chen Daji.
"Calculate......"
Hua Jiu's unspeakable "five thunders from heaven" are not the kind of rural shrews cursing in the streets, or people being punished by heaven for doing immoral things, but the disasters recorded in Taoist classics.
Patriarch Zhang Sanfeng once wrote in "The Rootless Tree": "If you go with the flow, you will be ordinary, if you go against it, you will become an immortal. You will only be upside down in it."
"Being obedient" is the way of life for ordinary people.
Although we are trapped under this large network full of rules, everyone is relatively fair.
And "going against it will lead to immortality" is the path explored by practitioners, breaking the rules and transcending.
What prevents the world from transcending is the so-called "five thunders from heaven".
These five thunders are not the lightning and thunder that the world imagines, but each has its own meaning.
"Five" refers to the five elements, representing the five substances of gold, wood, water, fire and earth.
Therefore, "Five Thunder" is the collective name for golden thunder, wooden thunder, water thunder, fire thunder and earth thunder.
Golden thunder refers to swords, metals, iron tools, car accidents, etc.
Mu Lei refers to sticks, falling from high places, being pressed down by trees, etc.
Water mine refers to drowning, flooding, accident while walking, illness, etc.
Fire and thunder refer to fire, electric shock, lightning strike, etc.
Earth thunder refers to buried earth, house collapse, objects falling from heights, etc.
It can be seen from this that disasters for practitioners are everywhere:
Tangible and intangible, visible and invisible, it is simply impossible to guard against.
The golden-armored corpse and the orphan girl lived through the fire and thunder, which is the "tribulation" written in the novels about cultivating immortals.
In reality, practitioners who survive the fire and thunder tribulations are not the immortals in the legend, they can only live freely in the world for another five hundred years.
These books will be described later, so let’s get back to the business.
There was a loud bang, and a bolt of lightning that was 100 meters long fell from the sky, hitting Song E, the golden-armored corpse.
After the dazzling white light flashed, everyone slowly opened their eyes to watch:
With just this one thunder strike, Song E's orifices were slashed to the point of smoke, and black, thick liquid gurgled out of his mouth.
He barely stood there, already crumbling.
Now I am just worried about the orphan girl, so I am doing my best to support her.
I promised the little gentleman that I would live with Qing'er, go to Guanghua Mansion to serve him, and fight in all directions!
Relying on his nostalgia for his beloved and his commitment to the Nine Difficulties of China, the golden-armored corpse once again straightened its back and roared to the sky.
"Happy, come again!"
Song E's brave appearance seemed to Chen Daji to be like "water in his head."
I couldn't help but raise my voice like a broken gong to remind loudly.
"Lao Jin, are you so stupid that you are hiding with your wife in your arms?"
Chang Baye whipped his tail hard, causing Chen Daji to scream and fall to the ground.
My panties were almost ripped apart...
"You little brat, you don't know anything, you just give me random orders!"
"If we can escape, is it still called a disaster?"