Unfortunately, the black shadow appeared too suddenly this time, and it was driving in the opposite direction, so it was too late to avoid it.
"Oh, mom, please get out of the way, Master Ba, I can't stop!"
"I'm entirely responsible for bumping into you!!"
The black figure on the opposite side obviously did not expect that in the middle of the night, in the wilderness, he would actually encounter a large long insect traveling at high speed.
There was no time to avoid either, and the two of them bumped into each other screaming.
Hua Jiunan responded quickly:
At the moment when the "tragedy" happened, he decisively launched the "Tiantian" secret technique of the Zhiren lineage to "jump out of the car and escape".
Under the influence of huge inertia, Chen Daji and the black shadow on the opposite side both screamed and flew out.
Fortunately, our major general summoned the "turtle shell" armor hidden inside his body in time, so he was not injured.
As for Master Chang... First of all, our eighth master has a big body, and secondly, he is wearing a safety helmet (a scapegoat), so it's nothing wrong at all, he was just shocked.
Deaf mother-in-law and grandma Mai felt sorry for Chen Daji and hurriedly controlled the official sedan to land quickly.
"Second grandson, are you okay?!"
Mohist Ma Mingyang is also worried about Chen Daji: but he worries from a different angle.
I'm just afraid that a great man of his generation might die in a "traffic accident"... Talking about it would really undermine the pressure of the Mohist family...
"Grandma, grandma, don't worry, we're fine."
"Just a little confused..."
As he spoke, he struggled to stand up and take a look at what he had hit.
But what caught his eye was an aggrieved donkey face.
"Fuck, fuck! Brother Donkey?!"
The old donkey roared in reply, and at the same time his eyes became even more aggrieved...
"Grandma, grandma, the one who was hit by Master Ba was Li Yin, the old donkey of Uncle Liu's family."
"Just keep this matter private!"
While talking, Chang Baye, who had recovered from the panic, and the little flying snake "helped" the old donkey up with their big tails, and at the same time asked Chen Daji in a low voice.
"Little, little brat, let me ask you something."
"This time it's the old donkey who went against the grain, so he's fully responsible, right? We don't have to pay him any money, right?!"
Chen Daji heard this and was disdainful.
"Baye, what good things are you thinking about?!"
"I'm telling you: no matter when and whoever you bump into, it's all your responsibility!"
"Do you have a license plate?! Do you know about 'driving without a license'?!" M.
Chang Baye suddenly panicked:
That look was like that of a child from a poor family who accidentally scratched a luxury car!
The book only talks about driving without a license, is there any other term for driving without a license?!
Should there be more fines...
With an anxious mood, Chang Baye continued to speak unwillingly.
"You little brat, don't scare me!"
"Our family... our family is in dire straits of hunger!!"
Speaking of this, Chang Baye suddenly "awoke".
"Ba Ye, I don't have a brand, doesn't Old Donkey also have one?!"
Chen Daji was even more disdainful when he heard this. He looked like a stinky landlord threatening his tenants.
"Master Ba, have you ever seen anyone whose donkey cart has a license plate?"
Chang Baye: "..."
Seeing his man's desperate look, the virtuous little flying snake hurriedly stepped forward to comfort him.
"Don't worry, Eighth Master. Don't be afraid of famine. I, I don't mind..."
"As long as we live a careful life in the future and work more for the little gentleman, we will be able to pay it off one day!"
Chang Baye was in deep "grief", so he didn't hear clearly what the little flying snake said, but subconsciously nodded his big head.
The old donkey who was in urgent need of help was not in the mood to watch Mr. Chang and his wife show affection, and jumped and jumped around the deaf mother-in-law, howling and screaming.
Unexpectedly, my moral conduct was far from enough, I couldn't speak, and it was quite uncomfortable to hold back.
When Chen Daji saw this scene, he stupidly asked Hua Jiujiu.
"Boss, boss, brother donkey broke his head?!"
Hua Jiunan shook his head slowly: "He probably wants to tell us something, but he doesn't know how to express it."
The old donkey nodded repeatedly when he heard this and immediately started his performance:
First, it rolled on the spot and rolled a long way.
The big tongue sticks out, making a death gesture.
This section expresses that Shopkeeper Liu was knocked off the cliff by a malaria ghost.
Then he immediately stood up, held his head high, and imitated the way ghost soldiers patrolled.
In the end, the donkey's face grew long and serious, imitating Huang Chao's demeanor of "swearing and swearing".
This "performance" with rich sounds and emotions can be described as lifelike.
But the meaning I want to express is so bizarre and complicated that even a smart person like Hua Hua can't understand it.