Of course, Haogui is not stupid. After arriving at the Flower House, he asked the driver to relieve his itching and check whether it was genuine or not.
As a result, the driver taught him the tune he sang just now.
Not to mention, the effect is remarkable!
After Hao Gui sang it once, not only was the itching gone, but his vagina became a little firmer.
In ecstasy, I immediately... immediately turned around and left without even mentioning the invitation to eat!
Who is Xin Lianshan?! That is the second scourge in the Yin and Yang world after Chen Daji. You can imagine the extent of his evil deeds!
I already have the formula to cure the disease and I want to treat you to a meal?! Oh my god!
He even ordered the yin soldiers around him: Capture the driver immediately and send him to the torture hell to be tortured and imprisoned for eighteen hundred years!
The driver seemed to have expected such a result. Not only did he not panic, he said in a mean voice.
"General Xin is telling you the truth. The method I just taught you treats the symptoms but not the root cause."
"Not only is it completely useless after three uses, but it will also itch even more severely in the future, hehe!"
"If you want to be completely cured..."
Upon hearing these inhuman words, Xin Lianshan had already stepped out of Hualou's big foot and retracted it as fast as lightning.
At the same time, he shouted loudly to Hualouli: "People, where are all the dead?"
"I didn't see that your Mr. Xin is going to entertain distinguished guests. Good food, good drinks, and good girls. Hurry up and get them all!!"
When the driver saw this, he laughed even more cheesily, and didn't regard himself as an outsider at all:
The food was more expensive than the table full of wine, and I ordered six gorgeous female ghosts to accompany me in one go!
As a result, this meal not only cost Xin Lianshan all the money he had saved for a year, but also caused a famine...
While drinking flower wine, Xin Lianshan had another evil thought:
He wanted to use his heavy drinking capacity to get the driver completely drunk and take the opportunity to talk to him. Then he would make a good deal with this annoying guy.
But who knew that as a senior drinker, Akuma had never drank from the other party.
When I was woken up by the bartender the next day, I found myself lying naked on the table. Even my close-fitting flower pants had been taken away by the driver!
In panic, he quickly touched his big butt covered with black hair... Hey, luckily it didn't hurt, and Xin Lianshan was still the pure and good comrade...
After regaining his composure, Xin Lianshan asked hurriedly.
"Boy, where is the old boy who drank with me yesterday!? Hurry and catch him!!"
"Don't let him run away, or he will demolish your store!!"
The waiter looked aggrieved: "General Xin, I have left long ago!"
"Who dares to stop the distinguished guests you always invite!!"
"Not only did he leave, he also left with the new certificate you gave him."
"in addition......"
Xin Lianshan was already anxious: "What else, you guys should tell me quickly!"
The waiter was so frightened that he backed away: "In addition, he also packed fifty jars of the most expensive wine, and said that it will all be charged to your account..."
When Xin Lianshan heard this, he felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he collapsed on the ground with a plop.
The will-o'-the-wisp on his head condensed into a line of large characters that scrolled crazily:
Are you a human? Are you a fucking human?! You can even lie to ghosts...
When the waiter saw Xin Lianshan's appearance, he became even more frightened. He tremblingly took out a large box from behind and handed it over.
"Xin, General Xin, this is what that gentleman left behind when he left. He said he could cure your illness..."
Hearing this, Hao Gui hurriedly snatched it from his second hand.
After opening it, I found another box inside...
Just like this, a box within a box, the matryoshka doll usually has more than 20 layers!
After finally opening the last one, I found a piece of paper the size of a fingernail.
There are two small words written on it: scratch...
The giant ghost Xin Lianshan looked up to the sky and let out a cry of sorrow, then violently spewed out a large cloud of black air.
"Damn it! You're going too far!"
The poor ghost finally borrowed some clothes from the waiter and fled home in embarrassment.
Before leaving the house, the ignorant accountant smiled coquettishly and asked for debt, but was kicked away by Xin Lianshan.
"What the hell, I haven't seen Master Xin before I'm so virtuous?!"
“If I want to give you money, tell me where I can get it from!!”
...
What Haogei Xin Lianshan told was clearly a tragic experience, but everyone couldn't help laughing.
At the same time, they all lamented: That taxi driver is very wicked, he really tricked the devil this time!
Xin Lianshan was so embarrassed by the group's ridicule that he quickly interrupted.
"Young Master, young general, please don't laugh at me yet."
"The wicked one with the smoking gun still has a letter for you!"
Chen Daji was stunned: "For me? Where did the letter come from?"
"Didn't I just say that I would leave you a little note?!"
Xin Lianshan became even more sad and angry after hearing this, like a good woman who had accidentally been taken advantage of by a stinky gangster.