Chapter 979 The most aggrieved way to die in history
"Damn it, the giant earthworm can still evolve?!" Chen Daji heard this with a look of disbelief on his face.
"Become a big dragon like Brother Chang, carrying a big mace and flying around?!"
The Big Tengu doesn't know Chang Huaiyuan's past, so he doesn't know what the Big Mace is.
However, winning dragons and normal dragons are completely different things, not even the same species.
To use an inappropriate metaphor, it is like a horse and a hippopotamus, they are simply worlds apart.
The Big Tengu didn't know how to explain it to Chen Daji, and was speechless for a while.
Fortunately, Chen Daji had never had any thirst for knowledge, so he didn't ask further questions. He just shook his big head and expressed his thoughts.
"Since the big earthworm and the big rice dumpling are both 'sleeping' and have no time to pay attention to us, it would be so shameless for us to run away in such a dejected manner!"
"Why don't you go quietly and dig for treasures in the daddy?"
Chen Daji's proposal immediately received firm support from Xiao Baixie: this thousand-year-old spirit has always been thinking about the Great Tengu.
"The young general is right, there is no such thing as 'entering a treasure mountain but returning empty-handed'!" ωωw.
"Finding the corpse-winning lair may not happen once in 1800 years. It's a pity to waste it like this!"
Xiaobai Shoe supports Chen Daji's proposal, but Chang Baye and Big Tengu are firmly opposed.
Chang Baye's objection this time was not just out of cowardice.
But like the Great Tengu, he doesn't want "people" to fall into desperate situations just to help him.
Because the so-called "treasure" of winning the corpse is under the coffin of the military minister Shanyu.
Seeing that the "votes" were tied two to two, everyone looked at Xin Lianshan, the ghost who had never expressed an opinion.
With Xin Lianshan's temperament, he is not willing to do anything that is not beneficial to him and is dangerous.
But there was a threat in Mr. Chen's eyes: If you dare not support us, we will fight you forever.
In desperation, he could only droop his big head and mumble.
"You are looking at what I am doing! What other opinions can I have?! I will always support the Major General..."
Seeing that his side had won the majority of votes, Chen Daji gave Hao Gui a look that said, "I guess you know what's going on."
"Hahaha, the minority obeys the majority! Let's go back and dig for cakes now!"
As Chen Daji said this, he pulled two clumps of hair from his long animal skin skirt and stuffed them into his nostrils.
"Master Ba, you are a strong dog, hurry up and follow me, what are you waiting for!"
The Chang Chong and the Dog, who were still a little hesitant at first, then looked at each other and accompanied Chen Daji on the left and right.
People who come out to hang out are all green dragons on the left and white tigers on the right. I, Mr. Chen, are worms on the left and big dogs on the right... But this is just in line with his wretched temperament.
Chang Baye still muttered like an old woman: "Little brat, you have to be careful in a while, don't make too much noise, remember?!"
"I have been stealing cigarettes from my father since elementary school. When have I ever been caught?!"
"How can a big earthworm be a thief like a thief like our father?!"
Everyone walked into the underground palace again, and the scene before them was still the same as before.
It was eerily quiet—except for the crackling sound of the flame burning, there was no other sound.
"Damn, that's such a big piece of shit...how much does a giant earthworm have to eat to poop out such a big piece of shit!"
"I can pull it off better than Fatty Zhao!"
Because he was too nervous when he first came in, Chen Daji didn't see clearly what the "treasure" looked like.
I couldn't help but be shocked when I saw it: It was almost the same as a hill!
"Baye, if we go in there and dig for treasure, won't the shit mountain fall and crush us to death?!"
Chen Daji, who has always been fearless, could not help but shudder at the thought of being crushed to death by shit.
The main reason is that it is too unpleasant to hear when it is spread out, and even in the Yin and Yang Realm, I would not be ashamed to see "ghosts".
People asked: "Hey, isn't this a young general? Are you coming back so soon? How did you die?!"
How do you ask Chen Daji to answer? If you play with the daddy digging, the daddy will collapse and be crushed to death!?
Putting aside the taste, this method of death is unprecedented and unprecedented, right?
Chen Daji is worried that if he tells it, all the ghosts will laugh to death...
In order to preserve his "honor", Chen Daji suddenly had a bad idea.
He nuzzled at Akuma with a mean smile on his face.
"Stop looking at your head like a fool, Xin, let's get to work!"
As the saying goes: some things are scarier than "shit"... such as Chen Daji, the number one scourge in the Yin and Yang world.
Hearing this, Haogui Xin Lianshan felt helpless for a while, then gritted his teeth and chewed twice into the palm of his hand.
Carrying the big steel fork, he walked straight towards Shit Mountain.
That bleak back figure has a tragic flavor of "the wind is rustling and the water is cold"...