Not only was Xu Xiaoshou shocked, but everyone around him looked weird at the name.
This is so cool!
Xu Xiaoshou is a very absurd person. He gets sick from time to time, and suddenly gives you an explosive posture and a violent giant during a chat. These are all normal actions.
But we have seen so many times of illness that everyone can barely accept it.
He calls himself me, and Young Master Xu can understand it, but the Eight Masters also come to say "Shouye"...
What is his psychology?
Everyone wanted to laugh for the first time.
But when I looked at the Eight Masters, I saw that although this guy's words were awkward and strange, there was still a hint of seriousness in his words.
He plays it awkwardly but also plays it seriously!
"You, what did you say..."
Xu Xiaoshou had difficulty suppressing his emotions.
The corners of his lips raised slightly, but he felt that this made him look too cheap, so he looked at the person receiving the order with a twitching facial expression, and could not recover for a long time.
"I said……"
Bazun, who knew Cen Cen's smile, waved his hand and said: "Master Shou, I have prepared your token. As long as you nod your head now, the position of the second-in-command of the Holy Slave will be yours."
Second in command!
This second sound of "Shou Ye" directly killed the weirdness on everyone's faces, and the words "second in command" made people even more shocked.
The water ghost's face froze.
Kongtong smiled and couldn't close his mouth.
From behind, Zhu Yiyi could only feel the stars in his eyes, looking at Master Shou and the legendary figure who called him Master Shou, just like a mortal seeing a real dragon.
The miniature ferret Han Ye in Lei Xi'er's palm had a ghostly expression on his face.
He had listened to Master Shou's talk about his relationship with the Eight Masters in the Zhenhuang Palace, but he never expected that the reality would frighten Itachi even more than what he heard at the time.
Master Bazun used "you", "Master Shou" as a title, and used the position of "second in command" as a bargaining chip, just to tie up Xu Xiaoshou?
Although this title is playful, but who else in the world can allow Master Bazun to address him as "you" even in such a ridiculous and weird tone?
"I……"
The person involved, Xu Xiaoshou, stretched out his hand and trembled uncontrollably. This was so embarrassing, and he quickly suppressed it.
At this moment, he finally heard Bazun's words clearly. However, he could press his hands and the corners of his mouth could no longer stop grinning down to his earlobes.
Him!
The Eight Masters are familiar with it!
Xu Xiaoshou could praise this person with words or slander him with all his heart, but he also fully recognized the achievements of Bazun Shu.
Just from the previous duel with Xiao Kongtong's poem and sword - even against an impostor, he had seen how handsome and terrifying Ba Zunzhen was at his peak.
People like this really have to be picky. Even Xu Xiaoshou could only find a small problem like breathing.
Of the eight masters, only one of them dies before becoming a true legend!
When he dies, even the ten-segment sword finger may become a lost magical skill, and will be studied crazily by future generations, just to understand the sword mind.
Not to mention his portable sword, his sword-watching manual, and his various ultimate uses of various major sword techniques.
But now, if such a person invites himself to join the Saint Slave, he should take over Sang Lao's position as the second-in-command, above the water ghost...
"Hey...cough, um!"
"What? What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly?"
Xu Xiaoshou cleared his throat and asked seriously, but the muscles on his face were a little spasmodic.
His external expression is very calm, but in fact the flesh on his cheeks has been twitching, and he is just using "change" to control it and not show it.
This is so shameless!
Once again it's understandable, but again it's a bit much.
This time, even the little ferret, whose brain was shrinking, could tell that Master Shou was pretending to be crazy and acting stupid. He was obviously addicted to it.
But Ba Zunzhen was like a fool who couldn't hear anything. The corner of his lips curled up and he was very patiently caught:
"Do you need me to say it a fourth time, Mr. Shou?"
"Hehehehe..." Xu Xiaoshou couldn't hold back his laughter and turned to look at the junior sister, "I originally wanted to reject him..."
When Lei Xi'er saw the cheap smile on Xu Xiaoshou's face, she couldn't help laughing: "You can do it."
"But he's so sincere!"
"Shouye" three times, but still in public...
Who can withstand this!
If you were a water ghost, you would have to say "Okay, then don't answer, I will help you for free this time"!
When Xu Xiaoshou turned to look at Ba Zunshen again, he felt that this old boy was very handsome, and even his cloudy eyes exuded the charm of a mature man.
But he told himself not to get ahead, tried hard to control the smile on his face, regained his composure and said:
"I should reject you, to be honest..."
"I am the owner of the first floor in the sky. If I want to become the second-in-command of your holy slave, wouldn't I be lowering myself..."
"No, no, no." Bazun interrupted with a smile and waved his hands, "You misunderstood me, Lord Shou."
Come on, stop screaming, please... Xu Xiaoshou's lips curled up, and he almost didn't respond directly. He pressed down the corners of his lips hard.
Ba Zunzhen continued:
"The first floor in the sky has been separated and is independent and noble."
"Just like Wuxiu and I, we will only have an equal cooperative relationship from now on."
"I can't order you, and I won't order you. After all, you won't be able to obey orders anymore. We have to discuss, discuss, make plans and assign tasks together. No one is nobler than the other."
After a pause, Ba Zunzhen had that weird and playful expression on his face again.
Xu Xiaoshou's heart sank and he thought to himself that it was not good. He was about to reach out and cover the old man's mouth to interrupt the spell.
His words have already been spoken:
"Think about it from another angle, you are still above me!"
"You are the master of the first building in the sky, and now you have stepped back to take the position of second in command of my saint slave. This makes all my saint slaves very proud, doesn't it?"
I...Xu Xiaoshou's hand froze in mid-air, as if he was interrupted from casting a spell.
At this moment, he couldn't even control the "change" anymore. He looked at Lei Xi'er with a smile, pointed at the eight statues and said:
"He He……"
"He's so good at talking!"
The smile lingered in Lei Xi'er's eyes, and she wanted to be amused to death by these two people making fun of each other, but she only responded calmly: "You look like a fool now."
yes!
I do look like a fool!
Ba Zunzhen opened his mouth like this and showed his face like this. He knew with his toes that there would be a big hole behind him. How could he be fooled?
He has clearly tricked himself so many times.
Why is the urge to be fooled so strong this time?
Xu Xiaoshou glanced at the faces of the people around him, and finally calmed down his emotions completely. He was mentally prepared, and after planning to really refuse, he looked at Ba Zunzhen.
"Do you really refuse to be rewarded by Master Shou?" That damn guy actually rushed to speak out!
"No matter what else, just think of it as giving me Bazunzhen some face, okay?"
Grass!
Xu Xiaoshou couldn't resist it at all.
Having borrowed Bazun's face so many times, he realized for the first time that the power of this guy's face was actually so terrifying!
He's so good at it.
This time, Xu Xiaoshou swore that even if the Moon Palace Slave came, he wouldn't be able to resist it.
"Give!"
"Today, I, Xu Xiaoshou, will definitely give you this face!"
When the first building in the sky was first created, it was impossible to truly break away from the saint slaves.
Even if he is a passerby, Xu Xiaoshou would be moved by the sincere invitation of the Eight Masters Wu Zai Zai and Zai Qi again, not to mention that he is the Eight Masters?
"That made me take it."
"Even if you still want to trick me, I will admit it."
Xu Xiaoshou waved his hand and pulled out the Shou Zi Ling with a grin.
It wasn't until he got the cold token that he fell back to his senses from above the soft and fluffy clouds:
"But I have to tell you, if you go too far, I will turn around and leave without saying a word!"
These eight deities know...
What a terrifying mouth, able to perform phantom sword skills without triggering spiritual awakening, and lift people up into the clouds!
"Being frightened, passive value, +1."
"How could it be?" Bazunzhen smiled and stretched out his hand, "Happy cooperation."
Xu Xiaoshou lowered his head and stared at the hand quietly, the hand with only four fingers.
This will be a historic moment!
Friends on the first floor of the sky, as well as family members who have not joined us yet, if we are really cheated in the future...
Don’t blame me!
If you want to blame it, it’s because Ba Zunzhen is too awesome!
Xu Xiaoshou took a long, deep breath, suppressed the turmoil in his heart, and held the hand firmly under the witness of everyone.
"A pleasure to work with..."
laugh!
There was a strange sound and blood spattered.
Xu Xiaoshou stared blankly at the four fingers that were removed by his right palm, and his eyes instantly lost their light.
A cold air arises from the heaven and earth, which enters from the soles of the feet and reaches the sky.
“Fuck!
!”
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I was so excited that I forgot that you are a waste now..."
"Ah, no, that's not what I meant! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."
After Xu Xiaoshou came to his senses, he apologized desperately.
He even grabbed the wrist of Bazun, and hurriedly breathed out the life spirit, like caring for grass, trying to join the remaining four fingers of the disabled person opposite him, to restore his dignity, and by the way, to protect the disabled person just now.
Treat everything as if it never happened.
laugh!
There was another strange sound.
Xu Xiaoshou's words stopped abruptly.
At this moment, his soul almost left his shell, and his eyes were dull as he stared at the extra wrist in his left hand...
He looked back at his right hand again, a bunch of bloody fingers...
He looked at the familiar faces again...
So serious.
Why is it like this~
The world became quiet, and the beautiful melody immediately sounded in Xu Xiaoshou's mind.
"hiss!"
Finally, there was a loud gasp of air from the side.
Mei Jiren's paper fan fell off on the spot.
Lei Xi'er stretched out her hand to hold her forehead and covered her eyes.
The water ghost's scalp was numb, he was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, and his body was frozen into an ice ghost as if he had fallen into a cold cellar.
After Xiao Kongtong said "Amitabha", he fell back. Zhu Yiyi subconsciously reached out to catch him, then realized and lay down together.
Mr. Han has never felt that the quality of his sleep is as good as it is today. He would start snoring as soon as his short legs kicked off.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Xu Xiaoshou looked up to the sky and laughed four times, his laughter hearty and domineering: "The wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, the sky is high and the air is refreshing, what a sky!"
He hurriedly stuffed the fingers on his right hand into his left palm and reached into the void.
"Ha ha."
"Everything will be forgotten; the past is just clouds and smoke... Come out, my treasure!"
Another round.
"Ha ha."
"Where is my ancestor's shadow staff?"
Gather again and again.
"Yo ho?"
"Although you can't see it, it exists."
"This thing is a gift from Kong Yuhen. Unexpectedly, I, Xu Xiaoshou, and Kong Yuhen also know each other. It's the one who fell into the wine..."
"That's enough." Bazun Shu interrupted coldly.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it." At the critical moment, when Xu Xiaoshou couldn't summon the Shadow Staff, he was already ashamed.
A space crack opened in the void, and it came just in time to protect the people.
Xu Xiaoshou's figure was wrong.
The next second, Xu Xiaoshou cried out:
"Boss, you don't play like this!"
"Why don't you give me your fingers and wrists before we leave, so that I can give them back to you!"
"Puch." Lei Xi'er couldn't hold back and covered her mouth and laughed.
At this moment, everyone woke up from their "sleep" and looked at her in horror.
The second true form, as if granted amnesty, also looked at her with an expression of great surprise and respect for the savior.
The eight acquaintances couldn't help but look sideways.
The smile on Lei Xi'er's face froze, her pretty face turned red, and even her ears seemed to be bleeding.
"Sorry, I didn't mean it either."
She whispered as low as a mosquito, her voice trembling.
As soon as she finished speaking, Lei Xi'er's silver hair began to change color, starting to turn black, and her body was shrinking at the same time - she actually chose the invincible escape technique from the same sect!
But halfway through, the color of Lei Xi'er's hair couldn't change back. She opened her mouth and let out a loli voice full of resistance, frightened and sharp:
"I don't want to go out!"
"No, you want."
"Don't come in!"
"No, I want it."
"You're the one who laughed, it's none of my business!"
"ah!
!”
The last scream came from the normally aloof Tie Xi'er.
The scene was completely out of control.
Everyone stared at Xu Xiaoshou who had successfully escaped, and then looked at Lian Xier who had failed to escape. They felt that the world had become very wonderful.
Ba Zunzhen took a deep breath.
He originally didn't care much and knew that everyone would turn a blind eye.
This time it's...
"That's enough, really! You two." Bazunxu clenched the fist of his other hand, his knuckles crackling, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
The world suddenly returned to silence.
Lei Xi'er was stuck between half retreat and no retreat, her hair was half silver and half black, and her second true body even held her breath for fear of making a sound.
Everyone who was awakened in the back didn't even dare to close their eyes anymore, as if closing their eyelids would make a loud sound, drawing everyone's attention to them.
On the dead island of void, silence is spreading.
Ba Zunzhen was about to speak again, break the silence, and show that he was very generous and could ignore past grudges.
A spatial crack suddenly opened in the void...
very slow.
very light.
The speed is like a turtle crawling.
It seems that as long as this is the case, everyone will not be able to see - everyone with wide eyes is blind!
From the crack, a hand quietly reached out and gently poked the waist of the second true body.
Then he put his fingers into his palm.
The first one, the second one...
After stuffing the fingers, stuff the small half of the wrist.
Eh? After realizing that the capacity was not enough, the hand quietly moved to the left and stuffed the wrist belonging to the Eight Masters into the left palm of the second true body...
It really didn't make any sound.
But under the gaze of everyone, the silence at this moment was deafening.
"I've tolerated you for a long time!"
"I have wanted to kill you since Tiansang Ling Palace!"
Bazun Shu raised his eyebrows fiercely. After shouting loudly, he summoned Mei Jiren's folding fan which fell to the ground and stabbed it with a sword in the air.
"Okay! Just kill me! I deserve to die! I don't deserve to live!"
The second real body roared heartbreakingly, closed its eyes, and used the ultimate killing method, trying to retreat and awaken the conscience of the Eight Deities.
After all, the Eight Masters have a good nature and can tolerate people's mistakes. What's more, Xu Xiaoshou has just joined the Saint Slaves and promised to be equal.
At the last moment, he restrained himself and did not vent his anger on this innocent substitute.
Only then did everyone feel that the heart in their throats had dropped back to where it should be.
At this time.
After the Eight Masters regained their strength, the folding fan, which had lost its power control, unfolded on its own with a "boo" sound.
This sound is so harsh!
Louder than Zuyuan Emperor Jie’s voice!
Everyone couldn't help but look sideways at the paper fan that was held high by the tail by the Eight Masters.
The big characters on the fan, flying dragons and phoenixes, so refreshing!
What everyone sees is:
"It's easy to talk about."
The side that Bazun sees is:
"awesome."
Mei Jiren's heart twitched and almost stopped beating.
The eight acquaintances were like puppets on strings. Kaka turned his head and glanced at this gentleman with an immortal spirit.
The old sword master had closed his eyes in advance, and there was another open paper fan in front of his face to cover his face.
There are two bold characters on the fan:
"Feel sorry."
You didn't mean it either?
"Hmm." Ba Zunzhen groaned, his chest bulged, and the corners of his lips turned red.