Chapter 1,719: The best thing is like water, the bad thing is suffering, ask my friend for a sacrifice show
Chapter 1717: The best good is like suffering on water, the bad is suffering, ask my friend for a sacrifice show
Humanoid dog...
The five realms were all silent, and everyone was frightened when they heard it.
At first, everyone didn’t understand why Zhu Yiyi had to be counted after coming out, and after counting, he had to open the bag.
The ingenious plan actually contains nothing, but Zhu Yiyi...
Tell stories?
At the beginning of the story, as soon as the words "There is a beast" came out, some people had a bad premonition.
So cool!
It's a moment that attracts everyone's attention, and everyone is waiting for the battle.
How about you, shaking your head and saying "There is a beast" to everyone?
But "beast" is connected to "shou". At first, everyone thought that Master Shou wanted to boast in public - borrowing Zhu Yiyi's mouth, it was also his mouth, it was the same!
But then, after listening to the whole article... no, even just hearing the last few sentences, some people's expressions changed drastically.
Where is this bragging?
This is absolutely insinuation!
On the surface, it seems that the whole article is describing some kind of humanoid dog beast - not even the word "dog" appears. As everyone listened, they got the concept of "dog".
In fact, after listening to it, everyone already knew it.
Humanoid canine beast, doesn’t that mean “loving dogs”!”
"Isn't his clairvoyant eye the eye of the great road?"
"Since it keeps shooting, isn't it the scene when the arrow of the sinful bow is released?"
"Wrapped in black cloth, doesn't it refer to the black cloth wrapped around Ai Cangsheng's legs?"
"You like to tie yourself up, but it's inappropriate to criticize the limitations of the emperor's magic. Do you like to tie yourself up first, just for the pleasure of the moment of release?"
How terrible!
When the image of Zhu Yiyi, who had no taboos and read everything in the missionary mirror, came across, the five realms finally understood what "foolish people are blessed with foolishness"...
Oh, no, those who don’t know are fearless!
He really dared to recite it, the preaching mirror was trembling, Feng Xiaoshuang even trembled when he heard it, he didn't realize that something was wrong, but he was still reciting it!
The key point is, Feng Xiaoshuang, it seems really hard to remind...
How do you remind me?
Oral mention?
Sound transmission?
Even if she is not afraid of being intercepted, heard, or asked by Zhu Yiyi, repeating her reminder...
What should be the content of the reminder?
"This beast is a loving dog, don't worry about it, you Zhuke!"
With this reminder, if the word behind the beast in this article is not dog-loving, and Zhu Yiyi splashes the dirty water, won't Feng Xiaoshuang have to bear the blame alone?
And no one reminded me that there is really no word "stop" in Zhu Yiyi's dictionary!
He not only read.
He even read it catchy.
He scolded the beast for being afraid of light and hiding in the Holy Mountain of Guizhe for thirty years, with its legs and feet transformed into the shape of a wheelchair making it inconvenient to move around.
He said that the beast was tame and obedient and well-behaved. If Master Shou drove it to the Eastern Region, it would go to the Eastern Region. If Master Shou drove it to the Southern Region, it would go to the Southern Region.
He scolded the beast for being forbearing, even if Zhu Yiyi came out with the half-saint status and the soul fragments of Pei Yuan, and counted dozens of them in front of everyone, he would not move.
Even now, after reading this article "The Wild Beast" in front of the world, this beast's heart is as solid as ice and remains unmoved.
——This is actually the case!
but……
How could it not move?
That beast must have been stunned and angry!
An article called "Beasts from the Wilderness" does not include love for dogs in every word, nor does it contain love for dogs in every sentence. The words are concise, the semantics are puns, and there are no curse words.
"Are all ancient sword cultivators so yin and yang?"
It has been rumored for a long time that compared to ancient swordsmanship, Shouye's verbal swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world.
During the war in the past, if given enough time, he could use a broken mouth, a tongue that sparkled like a lotus flower, break people's hearts, and mess up their minds.
The mouth sprayed the six heads, the Sword Saint Rao Yaoyao, the saints of Void Island, all equal beings in the heavens and the world... and maybe the ancestor gods.
The mouth is the body.
The body is just incidental.
What does "seeing once is worth hearing a hundred times"?
Now, after seeing with their own eyes that Mr. Shou "uses Zhu as his mouth and talks about dogs spraying love", the spectators from the five regions were in awe.
The most important thing is, if you think about it carefully...
This "prehistoric beast with great tips and tricks" was given to Zhu Yiyi long before the Dead Sea Shouye beat Pei Yuan.
Even the word "counting" was decided early on.
At that time, Master Shou would have thought of everything that would happen today?
No, it should be said that at that time, he had planned everything and was still trying to whet everyone's appetite in advance!
The purpose is to let everyone pay attention to Zhu Yiyi, and then hear, sing, and promote the original version of "The Prehistoric Beast" after it appears in this world?
"The Great Emperor of the People..."
At this moment, the people in front of the Five Realms Missionary Mirror all mourned in silence for their love for the common people.
Too bad!
Sure enough, when fighting Master Shou, you just can't give him time. Once time is given, this person...
"This will be infamy for eternity, right?"
"Who in the world still doesn't know about 'loving dog' and 'prehistoric beast'? Wow quack!"
"Once someone mentions this battle, this piece of "Dog Love"... oh no, this piece of "Primordial Beasts" will definitely be unavoidable!"
But then again, not giving him time?
The sleeves are in Master Shou's hands, and the initiative is in his hands.
Allowing Master Shou to take the initiative and force him into the Dead Sea is the greatest initiative that the Holy Temple can take...
What a contradiction!
So uncomfortable!
Extremely uncomfortable, the discomfort of being manipulated and plotted to death from the beginning to the end!
"And Zhu Yiyi has such a bad mouth..."
What's even more amazing is that even the supporters of the Emperor, no matter how good-tempered they are, can selectively not understand the contents of the tips bag note.
But Zhu Yiyi muttered every sentence after reading "The Wild Beast". No one could ignore this, and their lungs were blown away!
The kind of subconscious rhetorical questions, unconscious gibbering, and cold sarcasm are like cutting flesh with a blunt knife, every time, every twitch, which makes people miserable.
"Just stab our love gate to death with one sword!"
"Is this also planned in advance? It must be, despicable Xu Xiaoshou!"
"The Great Ancient... Bah, Great Emperor of the People! It's tolerable, but who can't be tolerated!"
…
The best is like water.
The worst is the worst!
In the Southern Region, Zhong Yuanzi listened to the entire "Ancient Beasts". As an outsider, he felt numb.
His vest, palms, and soles were all cold, trembling, and sweating.
Fortunately, this envoy is not sitting on a ten-god seat, nor does he have the appearance of a ten-god seat.
Fortunately, I can't get involved in the war between you. Fortunately, I am an ant. I am not worthy!
It is easy to hide from an open gun, but difficult to guard against a hidden arrow.
This kind of fight without the sight of swords and blood is even more terrifying than a fight with real swords and guns.
"Xu Xiaoshou is truly an evil son!"
Zhong Yuanzi used to persuade those who love people to shoot arrows, but now he really wants to persuade people who love people to be patient and not to be impulsive.
But……
Xu Xiaoshou is really a traitor, a thief, and a villain!
He just wanted to force the Great Emperor to take action.
He just wants to break his rock-solid Taoist heart of loving the common people.
He even predicted all that would happen today and wrote it into "The Wild Beast".
"Yes, if you can even tolerate such humiliation, then loving the common people is not what he described in this article..."
"What about 'knowing that it is gentle and gentle, it is not easy to get angry, and when you beat and scold it, your heart is as solid as ice'?"
Such a wicked man, looking at the five realms, I am afraid that only by summoning the Dao Palace Master can he possibly defeat Xu Xiaoshou's treacherous plan.
But Dao Qiongcang is already Xu Xiaoshou’s best friend!
When the two of them get together, it is the ultimate interpretation of collusion and collusion!
"No solution..."
Zhong Yuanzi trembled and glanced to his side from the corner of his eye.
He no longer dared to look at it with his straight eyes, nor did he dare to scan it with his holy thoughts.
He is afraid!
Afraid of disturbing the semi-saint!
Beside, the ancient beast in the wheelchair... Oh no, I love the common people, I have been sluggish for a long time.
He just listened to the beginning of "There is a beast" and then to "abnormal human form", and he touched the sinful bow.
He understood.
Hate being too smart!
But everyone is curious.
Nothing happened, and I decided not to take action.
If I love the common people, I really want to hear how Xu Xiaoshou would describe himself. What words can he say in this world that can break his heart to protect the Tao?
"Ancient Beasts" came out in response to the times.
After listening to this article, I can no longer lift the evil sin bow of loving the common people.
The man was leaning on the wheelchair, as if he had been dead for half a day, and his body was completely rigid.
However, Zhong Yuanzi could see that there was a bit of anger on the dark face that had been splashed with ink.
So angry.
Who is not angry?
Even the dead can be brought back to life by the evil man!
When Ai Cangsheng returned to his soul under "The Wild Beast", the air pressure around him suddenly reached freezing point, and the land thousands of miles away collapsed and shattered.
"Ugh!"
Zhong Yuanzi groaned, almost spurting blood from the heavy pressure, and hurriedly escaped.
Don't care about me!
I'm a bastard!
After escaping from the terrifying field, looking back, we can see that with Guimu's wheelchair as the center, the surrounding wasteland seemed to have been lowered into a gravity field.
Even the preaching mirror, which was still photographing people loving the people, snapped and cracked with spider web patterns.
"Don't cum! Hold on!"
"Since I have forced you to this point, it means that a bigger backhand is waiting for you. Maybe after you cum, there will be something even more annoying...then you can't cum!"
Zhong Yuanzi really wanted to shout these words.
How dare he? He knows that he understands it, and he probably understands it too if he loves the common people.
But……
That Xu Xiaoshou is really not worthy of being a son of a human being!
…
"Hold on!"
"Look, the Great Emperor, he has actually calmed down!"
The image of the Five Domains Missionary Mirror was divided into two parts at the beginning, and now it is divided into three parts.
The new picture that appears is that there is only one person who loves the common people.
He drew his bow in the distance and pointed at the void. His face was as dark as ink, but he seemed to be hesitating whether he should fire the arrow or not.
However, this picture is separated by many cracks, cutting the love to pieces and making it blurry.
People in the Five Realms no longer care about these details.
That’s understandable!
Even if this preaching mirror is broken and the picture cannot be seen, everyone can still accept it, and it will be easier to accept it.
It's not broken?
Fengjia Niu wow!
This legendary mirror can actually withstand the heavy pressure of the great emperor's anger, and spread the anger of his dog to the world... The Feng family deserves to enjoy the West!
"Cum?"
"It's time to cum!"
"He can tolerate this. Isn't he just what I said, 'Hit and scolded, his heart is as solid as ice'?"
In front of the missionary mirror, the world is eagerly looking forward to it.
But after waiting for a while, loving the common people really deserves the magnanimity of a great emperor, and I can bear this.
He slowly put down the Sinful Bow.
In the blurry and fragmented picture, everyone saw the Cangsheng Emperor's chest rise and fall violently several times, as if he was taking a deep breath.
At this moment, the central protagonist of the Holy Mountain scene, Zhu Yiyi, who did not know that he had been pointed at by the sinful bow once, stepped briskly and spoke out:
"Where's the dog?"
He hasn't left yet.
He turned back again and again to look at Feng Xiaoshuang.
Falling in the eyes of everyone is equivalent to looking at the world, looking at loving the common people, and interrogating the loving common people!
"I'm about to leave. Where's the dog you mentioned?"
The only thing that responded to him was the image of the preaching mirror that was shaking violently.
Feng Xiaoshuang's unspeakable pain is beyond words, and Feng Xiaoshuang's fear of fighting can be seen in the mirror.
"Tsk."
Seeing no response, Zhu Yiyi shrugged and gave up waiting completely.
Things should have ended here.
But it was the last moment, and Zhu Yiyi was stunned to shoot another rainbow fart.
He turned around suddenly and rushed to the preaching mirror, almost touching Ai Cangsheng's face, still smiling.
This crooked face startled everyone.
Not only that, Zhu Yiyi grinned his crooked teeth again, stretched out his finger and tapped Ai Cangsheng on the side of the screen:
"But let me tell you, Master Shou has every plan, and it is impossible for him to say the wrong thing."
"He's not wrong, that means I'm blind... Oh, no, there should be a transparent dog somewhere, but it is a transparent dog after all. Uncle Zhu, I can't see~"
After saying this, he shook his head and acted carelessly, took out the Xingjie Jade Talisman in front of everyone, and crushed it into pieces.
…
"Boom!!!"
Loud explosion.
There are three images in the preaching mirror, each of which is extremely shocking.
This long-lost sound of "if you don't go out on weekdays, the world will be shocked; if you don't move on weekdays, the earth will roar", it really shocked everyone, even if they had been prepared for it.
"Cum!"
"Finally cumming!"
"After holding it in for so long, this one is definitely a big one!"
"Give me a f*cking shot of Zhu. This piece of shit is so disgusting and bullying... He's such a transparent dog. He's a fucking talent."
"Yes, he definitely did it on purpose! Absolutely!"
The arrow of the sinful bow was sent from the southern region and traveled through time and space.
He appeared in a flash, high in the sky above Guizhe Holy Mountain, and turned into an evil god's arrow, crushing the avenue of heaven and earth.
"Time jump!"
As soon as the dirty word "transparent dog" came out, Feng Xiaoshuang realized that her life would definitely not be saved if she stayed here any longer.
What bullshit missionary mission?
Die for all!
I want to live!
Feng Xiaoshuang jumped in time and space with a sword, crossing over and leaving the battlefield in advance, leaving the preaching mirror on the spot.
Zhu Yiyi was confused by the frightened bird, but he did not stop pinching the jade talisman in his hand.
He had indeed longed for canonization for a long time.
When I think about it, after I come out of seclusion, I can find all the treasures in the world, and all the rare treasures in the world can be taken and snatched.
Beautiful~
"Crack."
The jade talisman shattered.
Zhu Yinyi held his breath.
It felt like he had experienced a wonderful journey through time and space and across two realms, as if he had ascended to heaven.
In terms of feeling, the person seems not to have moved, still staying in the same place.
What the hell?
Zhu Yiyi didn't think there was something wrong with the Xingjie Jade Talisman.
Master Shou loves me more than he loves that damn Li Fugui. How could there be anything wrong with what he gave me?
"Boom!!!"
Suddenly, a loud noise exploded in the air, interrupting his thoughts.
Zhu Yiyi cracked, shattering below the kneecap and falling to the ground.
While he was in a hurry and subconsciously took out the copper plate, he glanced sideways and saw that before the copper plate was thrown out, his pupils were already dilated.
…
My name is Zhu Yiyi...
…
"Ahhh!"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"Impossible! Impossible! This is impossible!"
After living for so long, Zhu Yiyi panicked only at the moment when he was arrested by the Taoist Palace Master.
But even then, there was never such a great horror that his whole life would flash by like a revolving door in a blink of an eye.
Looking back now...
When I saw the evil god arrow...
Go over there and run out on your own!
"Master Shou! Save me——"
Zhu Yiyi's seven orifices burst with blood, his eyes were about to burst, and he forcefully shouted to stop the past life.
He doesn't want to die.
He really doesn't want to die.
His life has just begun.
He had just finished paying homage to Master Shou on Void Island, and he had just finished serving Master Shou’s prison sentence...
"Uncle Zhu, I have obtained the status of a semi-saint, and my wonderful life has just begun. Who wants to kill me? Who can kill me?"
"Even if the King of Heaven comes, he can't kill me!"
"Ah ah ah give me a life——"
People from the Southern Region have a naturally stronger desire for life than people from the other four regions.
Zhu broke all his teeth and wanted to move.
But the overwhelming holy power came with the evil god's arrow, suppressing him so that he could not move, and at the same time shattered the apricot world jade talisman in his hand faster than he could.
Buzz!
The space vortex opens.
Dragon Apricot Spirit did not agree to Evil God Arrow's application to enter.
…
"Help me!"
"Senior Long Xing, save me!"
The majesty of the Holy Spirit is unparalleled, as if he were carrying a huge burden.
The world has finally witnessed once again how desperate normal people, except Master Shou, would be when they are targeted by the evil god!
Zhu Yiyi split into a bloody man.
He couldn't even flick the copper out of his fingertips.
The space vortex opening beside you is like the last floating board you suddenly found when you are drowning...
But the distance is so close, it’s like the world is apart!
He can't even move, let alone approach, reach, or even step into the space vortex, thereby entering the apricot world and avoiding the evil god's arrow!
"Lord Longxing!"
Longxing pays off his hard work.
The space vortex closed with a snap.
But before closing, a ball of golden "blur" was thrown out, like a blessing.
"What the hell?"
The people of the five regions were stunned.
Is this what Master Shou meant when "nothing happened"?
This "nothing happened" means that nothing happened to Shouye, nothing happened to Xingjie, and it only happened to Zhu Yiyi?
"Holy crap, Zhu Yiyi turned out to be an abandoned child!"
"The golden thing? Energy? Is it a blessing?"
"Long Xing: Save you? Sorry, my ancestral tree can't do it, but like my master, I also wish you that nothing will happen to you... Hahahaha!"
…
boom!
The void exploded.
Long Xing’s blessing seems to be taking effect.
The evil god's arrow entered his eyes, but exploded in the air - this arrow was actually not aimed at Zhu Yiyi.
After the arrow shattered, it turned into a concrete gray-black field, isolating the Guizhe Holy Mountain ruins battlefield and the Holy Continent.
"Exile?" The interpretation of "Drunken in the Wind" at the Dead Sea appears from time to time:
"It should be a realm of banishment. The Great Emperor of Cangsheng understands people and knows that the first arrow will shatter the jade talisman of the apricot world."
"After blocking the possibility of Zhu Yiyi entering the apricot world through jade talismans and other treasures, the next step is to kill..."
"It seems like he has the desire to kill!"
Speaking of this, Feng Zhongzui couldn't help but glance at Master Shou, and secretly moved the preaching mirror towards him.
He did not speak, and everyone in the five regions heard the language of the camera:
"Master Shou, have you really abandoned Zhu Yiyi?"
But Xu Xiaoshou, one of the parties involved, sat firmly in the dead sea. He even took out two peach stones from nowhere in his hand and started placing them on the plate. He said leisurely:
"Tell you a story."
story?
Ghost story!
Your Zhu Yiyi is on the verge of death, why are you here serving walnuts to everyone and telling stories?
Are you all so wild on the first floor of the sky? You put on such a big show, but it turned out to be a sacrifice flow?
If you love the common people, you dare to shoot. Zhu Yiyi dares to die. If you are drunk in the wind, you dare to shoot. Master Shou is also really brave to speak out.
His story has no prelude, let alone any foreshadowing. It sticks to the point of loving the common people and starts like this:
"Before fighting against the beloved dog, I once asked my friend Dao Qiantian for advice..."