Chapter five hundred and sixty-ninth small folded waist
No, no, no...isn't it?!
When he saw the person in front of him clearly, Xu Xiaoshou's face bulged as if he was constipated, full of discomfort.
“Heaven is going to destroy me?”
The person in front of me, other than the storyteller and Lorelei, who else could it be?
But, how come these two guys are here?
Shouldn’t his storyteller strictly abide by the words of the so-called holy slave Lao Er and help him guard the group of red clothes in Lijian Grassland?
“Now, it appears?”
Fuck you!
How can I, Xu Xiaoshou, live like this?
Are you sick? Why is everyone targeting me?
Xu Xiaoshou scolded his mother directly in his heart. He felt the world's deep malice towards him.
There is a wolf in front of you watching the night, and a tiger behind you telling stories.
Even if I can pass this level, will I still have to go through eighty-one minus two difficulties before I can successfully escape from the White Cave?
“Hehe, hehe...”
Xu Xiaoshou laughed twice, but suddenly felt something was wrong, so he changed it to "Hey hey hey."
“I...”
Before he finished speaking, the storyteller interrupted with a cheerful expression: "Brother, have you forgotten, you are not in disguise now~"
Xu Xiaoshou’s smile froze on the spot.
yes!
Fuck me, why did they just turn off "change"?
Why?!
“Don’t blame yourself.”
The storyteller held the orchid finger and gently stroked his chest, "The so-called suspicion is not that I noticed it, it is all my sister's fault."
He pointed the orchid to the side, and Xu Xiaoshou's eyes followed the girl on one side.
“Xu Xiaoshou…”
Lorelei seemed to be looking at a monster, his eyes full of surprise, "Long time no see?"
“Ahem.”
Xu Xiaoshou suddenly coughed violently, and he choked on his own saliva.
“Lorelei, long time no see.”
You, why are you trying to trick me like this!
The last sentence was strangled to death in the belly.
Xu Xiaoshou forced out a difficult smile and reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth to show friendship.
“What kind of magical skill is that of yours?” Lorelei asked right away without any hesitation.
“What kind of magical skill?”
Xu Xiaoshou glanced at the storyteller secretly, but did not respond directly.
Even though the man in the red dress has a cheerful face.
But Xu Xiaoshou knew what outrageous things he had done before.
Reprimand, scold, interrupt, instruct, scold...
Xu Xiaoshou tried almost every method of committing suicide that would leave a person dead without a burial place on the storyteller.
Oh no!
More than once!
Under such circumstances, it is difficult to imagine how the storyteller could be so magnanimous and keep smiling after understanding all the truth.
Or……
Xu Xiaoshou is more inclined to the second inference.
At this moment, the storyteller no longer knows what expression to use to face himself except using a smile to cover up his emotions.
That means...
Under the guise of a clear sky, there are dark clouds and raging waves and thunder. It’s just me. If I say the wrong thing, I will end up being terminated on the spot!
God, save me!
I, Xu Xiaoshou, am still a child!
…
Lorelei on the opposite side knew that Xu Xiaoshou was too advanced in pretending to be stupid, so he went straight to the point: "It's the kind of thing that even senior storytellers can deceive..."
As soon as the word "liar" came out, the storyteller's facial expression froze in a vague way.
Xu Xiaoshou stopped thinking instantly and interrupted with a roar:
"Variety!"
“It’s called ‘change’. It can simulate the appearance of any person. It’s the same effect you’ve seen before.”
Lorelei was startled for a moment, obviously stunned by the roar.
Immediately, the corners of his lips lifted slightly.
“Oh, that’s right~”
She tilted her head and asked again: "How did you learn this special spiritual skill of transformation?"
"Ah."
Xu Xiaoshou breathed a heavy sigh of relief. Seeing that the storyteller had no response, he immediately didn't even want to answer.
Lorelei's voice rose again: "After all, even a senior storyteller can..."
“Talent!”
Xu Xiaoshou suddenly shouted: "It's like innate skills, blood inheritance boundaries, etc... ah, it's like a spirit body, like a holy body, can you understand this explanation?"
“If I can’t teach you, you don’t have to expect me to teach you!” Xu Xiaoshou added.
“Oh, what a talent~”
The smile on Lorelei's lips became even wider.
She seemed to know how to communicate with Xu Xiaoshou who was unable to communicate.
“Then there are four swords, how can you master them?”
"Even Brother Shuangxing can't persist for that long. It seems to me that you haven't been recognized by Four Swords, but just recognized, right?"
Xu Xiaoshou’s facial muscles began to twitch.
You girl...
You remember it for me!
You are definitely taking revenge!
Sure enough, women...
Hehe, can we still remember the grudge against Heiluoya at Tianxuanmen to this day?
“Sword Thought.”
Xu Xiaoshou said dejectedly: "I know how to read swords, so the four swords are closer to me. In addition, I am a master, so I can last longer."
“But now I’ve reached my limit and I can’t hold on anymore.”
“Do you want this sword?”
As Xu Xiaoshou said this, he picked up four swords and wanted to throw them at them.
Storyteller and Lorelei were startled at the same time.
Obviously, the "Second Saint Slave" in the ancient book space left a lot of shadows in their hearts.
“Wait, don’t move!”
Lorelei immediately stopped Xu Xiaoshou's action and said: "Let me ask another question... Jian Nian, Brother Shuangxing can also do it. He himself admitted that he didn't last as long as you, so what is this?"
question?"
Xu Xiaoshou couldn’t put his hand down or lift it up. He could only stand leaning in the air and said helplessly: "It won’t last? That’s his problem and has nothing to do with me."
Lorere: "..."
“Cursed, passive value, +1.”
Her gums itched and she said bitterly: "Xu Xiaoshou, you..."
"Just ask!"
Xu Xiaoshou simply relaxed completely, he figured it out.
“I’m in trouble.”
“Whatever you want to ask, I will tell you everything you want to know.”
“Finally, if you can let me live, I’d be very grateful.”
“If you can’t…”
"It doesn't matter!"
“It doesn’t matter!”
Xu Xiaoshou gave a loud drink and said righteously: "But before that, please allow me, Xu Xiaoshou, to give my 120,000-point apology to the senior storyteller."
Ignoring the other party’s reaction, Xu Xiaoshou immediately made a deep bow of more than ninety degrees.
"sorry!!!"
Until his head touched his knees, he bounced up and said, "It was the boy's fault earlier. He should not have deceived the senior storyteller."
“But there is a reason for everything. It’s a long story, and I can’t explain it clearly for a while.”
“I won’t go into details here.”
"I just hope that seniors can take it for granted that my master Sang Lao, who is the second in command of the Holy Slave, Wu Xiu, the masked man who is the leader of the Holy Slave, and the guy with tears in his eyes... and Lorelei, let him go.
A way out!"
"Many thanks!"
Xu Xiaoshou bowed again.
The corners of Lorelei's mouth were twitching wildly.
Absolutely awesome!
Xu Xiaoshou, should I say that you are capable of bending and stretching, or should I say that you are really shameless!
Shuangxing brother, can you also be related?
You can just talk nonsense when you see that he is not there!
Why don’t you involve Senior Cen?
"Oh, right!"
Xu Xiaoshou seemed to have remembered something and added: "There is also senior Cen Qiaofu. Ever since I met him in Tiansang Ling Palace that day, I have been fascinated by him for a long time and looked at my senior..."
Seeing the storyteller’s eyes becoming more and more uncertain, Xu Xiaoshou quickly changed his target.
He looked at Lorelei and said: "It's up to you. After you ask Senior Cen for me, he said that he hasn't seen me for a long time and misses him so much. When we get together again, we must have some wine..."
“Perception” looked at the storyteller’s face as dark as ink.
Xu Xiaoshou’s voice also gradually weakened.
“…Yan Huan.”
“Ahem.”
“Did I say too much?”
He muttered to himself, as if muttering: "It doesn't matter, although it is for a very special reason, but after all, I deceived the senior storyteller."
“Senior, if you want to kill or cut into pieces, I, Xu Xiaoshou, will never complain!”
Just say it.
Xu Xiaoshou raised his head and closed his eyes with a look of death.
His "Perception" is at its peak, and with the "Disappearance Technique" plus "One Step to the Sky", he is fully prepared.
Once the storyteller feels something is wrong, he immediately abandons the rhetoric and runs away.
“Being watched, passive value, +1.”
“Be liked, passive value, +1.”
The storyteller stared directly at himself.
Although the face is no longer full of spring breeze, it is now covered with frost.
But a message suddenly popped up on the message bar, which made Xu Xiaoshou couldn't help but tremble.
Hi, like?
He froze on the spot.
Even my thinking is a bit difficult to change.
"like?"
“God likes it so much!”
"You are sick. I, Xu Xiaoshou, have already mentioned this. A normal person would either get angry and take action to solve the problem directly."
"Either treat the person as a junior, and for the sake of bowing twice, let it go."
“What do you mean... like?”
Xu Xiaoshou was trembling with fear.
Facing the storyteller was more painful than facing ten vigils.
The emotions of people who are "Saint Slaves" cannot be caught.
You never know what he was like one second ago and what he will be like the next second.
Wuye admired himself, so Xu Xiaoshou could accurately control his thoughts and then influence them.
But facing the storyteller...
Don’t talk about being in control!
One "like" almost made Xu Xiaoshou cry.
“I’m sorry, if there’s something about me that pleases you just now, can you tell me...”
“I’ll change it!!!”
Xu Xiaoshou roared in his heart, he can't afford to offend this perverted man in a red dress!
…
“As expected of the person that my brother has taken a liking to!”
The storyteller held it in for a while, and finally shook his head, clapped his hands in praise.
"Luo Yatou, are you sure you admitted it correctly? He is Wen Ming?"
Compared to other issues, even the lesson given by the Holy Slave Laoer who was disguised as Xu Xiaoshou in the ancient book space at that time, the storyteller seems to be more concerned about this issue.
"Um."
Lorelei nodded and said: "In addition to Xu Xiaoshou, there is no other person in Tiansang Ling Palace who can make the leader take notice."
“Okay.” The storyteller pursed his red lips and asked again, “Are you done asking?”
"Um……"
Lorelei wanted to continue speaking, but she still had too many unresolved problems and needed to get a reply from Xu Xiaoshou.
But now, the storyteller seems to be unable to wait any longer.
Just.
Nodding, she took half a step back.
The storyteller’s face once again smiled.
“Wen Ming, I finally see you, it turns out you are Wen Ming!”
Xu Xiaoshou suddenly had goosebumps all over his body.
He finally understood that there were things in this world that were more uncomfortable than dying directly.
“Alive!”
“Living in front of this perverted man in a red dress, as a man, is even more painful than dying!”
The storyteller shook his head and sighed, scenes from the space of ancient books flashing through his mind.
At one moment he was filled with murderous intent, and at another he was filled with inexplicable admiration.
After a long time, his final eyes were fixed...
Be kind!
Extremely kind!
“Wen Ming, are you curious why people who should have listened to you in Lijian Grassland came here at this moment?” the storyteller asked while blinking.
“Not curious, not curious…”
Xu Xiaoshou immediately closed his eyes and shook his head like a rattle, "Senior has great powers, there is nothing he can't do..."
“Just call me brother.” The storyteller put his hands on his chest and looked at Xu Xiaoshou, the more he looked at him, the more he liked him.
A person that even my brother admires~
"What?" When Xu Xiaoshou heard this, he couldn't even hold his eyelids tightly. He opened them and his eyeballs popped out.
"Brother~" The storyteller shook his waist shyly and said, "Just call me like this."
Xu Xiaoshou:???
He turned his head in disbelief and cast his gaze in the direction of Lorelei.
“?”
Slowly make a question mark with your eyes.
What can be exchanged is Lorelei's expression of "I can't do anything, you just ask for it".
"elder brother."
Xu Xiaoshou cried, with tears in his eyes.
“No, no, no~”
The storyteller bit his lower lip and said: "Learn from me, brother~"
"elder brother."
“Brother~”
"elder brother……"
“Brother!!!” the storyteller suddenly roared.
With one blast, the void exploded, and the world collapsed instantly.
Xu Xiaoshou was suddenly frightened to the point of confusion, and his farts were almost shaken out.
His body trembled, and a stimulating spirit jumped up from the soles of his feet, traveled throughout his body, and joined the heavenly spirit cap.
“Brother~”
Xu Xiaoshou said this with tears in his eyes. He felt that he had been insulted.
But a scholar may be humiliated, but not killed.
What does this grievance mean?
Under power, choosing to bow your head is something Xu Xiaoshou often does.
“Everything, just to live... no, to survive!”
He secretly took a look at the completely collapsed void around him, but it didn't affect him at all.
Xu Xiaoshou knew that just by doing this, he could tell that the strength of the storyteller opposite him was definitely several times higher than that of Vigil.
Such control and mastery.
…
Well, you should be cowardly!
“Hmm~”
The storyteller put his elbows on his chest, as if his soul was cleansed by the call.
He disappeared on the spot with a whoosh.
Under Xu Xiaoshou's frightened pupils, he had already gently put one hand around his shoulders and whispered: "So, little brother, do you want to know why people can come from Lijian Grassland?"
“I don’t want to, I don’t want to!”
Xu Xiaoshou was almost shattered by the hot breath.
He wanted to pull away, but at this moment he found that he was completely trapped.
Not to be held by the storyteller's hand.
Rather, it is bound by space, heaven, and everything in the White Cave.
Or, to put it another way.
The storyteller took this into consideration, and Xu Xiaoshou was directly abandoned by the rules of heaven in the White Grotto.
Heaven and earth are big.
But at this moment, there is no place for myself!
Therefore, there is no escape!
.
Xu Xiaoshou took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
"think."
“I would like to ask senior to clarify my doubts. I, Xu Xiaoshou, really want to know!”
“Senior?” The storyteller tilted his head, and his hair fell down and fell to his lips, looking very charming.
Xu Xiao's eyes looked at Lorelei again as if he was trying to save his life.
At this moment, how much he hoped that the other party could ignore the past grievances and rescue him.
The days are long, he Xu Xiaoshou said, he can repay Lorelei by being an ox or a horse.
But the other party turned slightly sideways after suppressing a chill, indicating that he didn't see anything.
Tears fell from the corners of my eyes unsatisfactorily.
Xu Xiaoshou felt that he had been overpowered by life. He felt that the world was so fucked up.
Why a vigil is not enough.
Why is it that when a storyteller comes, in the blink of an eye, because of "Wen Ming", the other person's face becomes like this?
It shouldn’t be...
It shouldn’t be!!!
Puckering his lips, he cadenced, and two words containing vibrato were squeezed out from between Xu Xiaoshou's teeth.