A friend rewrites Xianwu Datang: 'My Wife is Too Science Fiction'!
A friend rewrote Xianwu Datang: "My Wife is Too Sci-fi"!
Traveling through time and becoming a poor scholar in the Imperial Academy of the Tang Dynasty in Xianwu, Jiang Chen unintentionally offended the cold-tempered and stunningly beautiful Senior Sister of the Royal Beast Academy, and was punished by her forcibly recruiting him as his son-in-law. Instead of asking for a betrothal gift, he paid the dowry instead. After the marriage, the senior sister
She even transformed into a sweet sister, being considerate to him in every possible way and spreading dog food everywhere...
Jiang Chen understood, this is an ancient science fiction world!
But after paying homage to heaven and earth, and after the bridal chamber was filled with candles and candles, Jiang Chen panicked when he saw his senior sister's pair of dark eyes that were almost crazy, like a deep pool.
"There must be something wrong... give me more!"
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Chapter 1 text:
Cold food.
Weishui River.
Jiang Chen was lying on the slope of the grass beside the water with his arms folded, holding the newly sprouted dog tail grass in his mouth, closing his eyes and enjoying the soothing caress of the spring breeze and spring light.
The sounds of orioles and swallows playing in the boat, the babbling and singing on the balcony, and the pushing and roaring of Cuju on the ground all formed a symphony in the ears.
With a thought, a translucent subtitle appeared out of thin air in front of Jiang Chen's eyes.
.
[Host]: Jiang Chen
[Cultivation]: Mortal (99/100)
Jiang Chen looked around and suddenly felt a little dizzy.
Datang built a protective formation along the outer wall, completely covering the entire New Chang'an City in the air and underground.
He took a bunch of roasted mushrooms from Song Miao's hand, stirred them sideways, and ate them up in the blink of an eye.
Tianyuan Palace.
According to the time of Jiang Chen's previous life, it is now the end of the Ming Dynasty, and the crooked-neck tree where Chongzhen was hanged has become as tall as a canopy.
"After three years of time traveling, other time travelers are about to penetrate the universe, but I haven't yet entered the first level... Am I too useless, or is the system too useless?"
Therefore, Jiang Chen's outing place, the Weishui River, changed from outside the former Chang'an City to inside the new Chang'an City.
"Don't harm me. If I bump into Senior Sister Cui from the Beast Control Academy, I will transform into cold food today and feed her Xuanhuang."
"Why didn't you play Cuju and go to sleep by the river?"
Rivers, weeping willows, reeds, ferries...
After Li Longji's spiritual energy recovered, he never showed up again.
"A few disciples of the Danlin Academy found a forest of mushrooms in the back mountain. Although these mushrooms were not yet advanced, they were rich in spiritual nourishment. After confirming that they were non-poisonous, they lit a fire in the forest to roast the mushrooms. Anyone who has seen it has a share. You can also
Have a taste.”
I urge you to drink another glass of wine. There is no old friend when you leave Yangguan in the west... In the high-pitched and long voice of his roommate urging him to drink, Jiang Chen raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp.
View as far as the eye can see.
He returned to the West and traveled across time.
It seems that wild mushrooms should not be eaten randomly!
Song Miao looked at him with a strange look on his face, then looked at the roasted mushroom in his hand, and couldn't eat it anymore.
Moreover, Jiang Chen can add points to any skill or spell!
For those who travel through time, it is enough to change their destiny.
Apart from being as handsome and tall as Jiang Chen, it can be said that he has nothing good about him.
Today is an exception.
[Item]: None (can only store spiritual objects that are fully controlled by the host, no space limit)
【Gong method】: None (only for practice-type exercises)
Fortunately, he quickly awakened the system:
A full-professional proficiency panel!
"Although women in the Tang Dynasty were plump and had their breasts exposed, to me, they were all living Bodhisattvas in this world.
It has been three years since he traveled to this world, but Jiang Chen is still shocked every time he sees the high walls and canopy surrounding the city.
It is the place where the late Emperor Li Longji sought immortality——
Just as I was thinking about it, a familiar male voice came to my ears.
From then on, Song Miao determined to become a master of gynecology. He worked hard in the Jiaofang Division for more than ten years. With his superb medical skills, he solved the lower body troubles of countless women in brothels. Finally, he entered the Imperial Academy, majoring in alchemy and minoring in Confucianism.
Now he is a ninth-grade alchemist and quite famous.
"Let's go, let's go find the disciples of Danlin Academy and get some pills to stop dizziness."
Along the way, Jiang Chen tried his best to keep his mind clear and his body in balance.
Before crossing, I got drunk at a graduation party in a hotel by the Wei River.
Men played Cuju and polo on the clear river, fished cross-legged, fought cocks on the water, played tug of war, watched Nuo performances, and some even jumped into the water and danced together.
After entering the rank, there are nine levels of cultivation, the entry level is the ninth level, and the highest level is the first level, which exactly corresponds to the official ranks of the Tang Dynasty.
"Don't accuse people of their innocence out of thin air. I am a genuine ninth-grade alchemist. Miss Xiaodie in the Red Moon Boat just now is not feeling well. I can help her for free. Is there any problem?"
Unfortunately, Jiang Chen's connections are not very smooth, and it is difficult to make a fortune in the Xianwu era by relying on poetry and calligraphy. He is losing money when making glass, soap, refined salt, etc.!
Due to limited resources, Jiang Chen's cultivation level has not increased for more than half a year, and he needs an opportunity to break through the bottleneck.
Xianwu Tang Dynasty expanded a high ring wall with an inner diameter of more than 200 miles outside the original Chang'an City.
Jiang Chen was confused and muttered:
His expression seems to be full of aftertaste, and he briefly commented:
"The taste is okay...but the stamina is a bit strong."
It's just that his vision was a bit blurry, and his time traveler spirit almost came out of his body.
Jiang Chen didn't get up or open his eyes, and asked:
"Aren't you also watching women on the boat?"
Three years ago, Jiang Chen's original self was a weak scholar who failed the entrance examination for the Imperial College.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a dozen huge paper kites floating in the cloudless blue sky. There were people on the paper kites hovering in the wind, performing difficult maneuvers.
Although it is still the Tang Dynasty, not the Song Dynasty, what if the emperor takes a fancy to it?
Sometimes, it's hard to say what the emperor's hobbies are.
He turned his head and looked in the direction of the inner city. A thousand feet above the sky in the center of the inner city, there was a palace shrouded in clouds and mist suspended.
The spiritual nourishment is abundant...Jiang Chen sat up as soon as his spirit was stimulated.
Even from a distance of ten feet, Jiang Chen could smell the disgusting smell on his body.
"Spring is here, and your face will be wasted if you don't use it.
Song Miao disagreed.
Jiang Chen and Song Miao got to know each other through Cuju. When they accidentally chatted about dirty things, they enlightened them on gynecology with modern pathology knowledge, and they became best friends.
There are seven courtyards in the Imperial College: Confucianism and Taoism, Zen, Martial Arts, Martial Arts, Danlin, Gongling, and Royal Beasts.
"Where?"
However, it is not that the disciples of our academy go on an outing together, but each disciple can freely choose to visit one of the eight scenic spots in Guanzhong.
"I thought I saw her just now."
Song Miao shook his head, admiring Jiang Chen's imagination.
As usual, the disciples of the Imperial College will go out together on campus for an outing.
However, even though the system of adding points was close to him, he could not enter the top grade for three years. Jiang Chen felt that he was a disgrace to those who traveled through time.
Everything seems normal.
Three years ago, Jiang Chen traveled through time to this spiritually revived version of the Tang Dynasty.
The weather is clear and the flowers are blooming in spring.
The answer is – it’s all useless!
…
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth and listened, shaking his head once and twice.
“Where does the cumin scent come from?”
Unfortunately, the effect of adding points on the panel is not obvious. If you want to improve your cultivation or skills, you still have to practice hard, obtain resources, and take your time...
"Although Senior Sister Cui is beautiful, her temperament is too cold and domineering. She is not a woman that you and I can mess with... Wait, how did you know that Senior Sister Cui came to Weishui today? Could it be that you have been paying attention to her secretly?"
In my opinion, the distance between you and a ninth-grade Confucian master is only one perfect double cultivation.
Fortunately, this kind of future will never happen again.
【Skill】:
Physical skills: 90/100 (proficient)
Poems: 90/100 (proficient)
Cuju: 90/100 (proficient).
Staring at the column of cultivation that had not been added for more than half a year, Jiang Chen let out a long sigh.
Soon, he was discovered by the Confucian doctors of the Imperial College and was specially recruited to the Imperial College to study Confucianism and Taoism at the Confucian and Taoist Academy.
He chooses here every year.
It was at this moment that Jiang Chen looked up at the thin azure curtain.
So is it the system that is failing or the people that are failing?
The vision slowly becomes distorted.
After all, he studied as an undergraduate at Chang'an University by the Wei River in his previous life.
The entire Jingzhao Prefecture was included in the new Chang'an City, forming a huge copper coin-shaped city with a round sky and a square sky.
If I were you, I deliberately took advantage of the mushroom poisoning, accidentally bumped into some Taoist fairy, and sparked the spark of love, wouldn't it be wonderful to have sex overnight?"
If you go higher up, you may be able to ascend to immortality...
Song Miao was an unattractive person. He was the son of a girl from a religious village in the inner city. He was born and raised in a brothel. I still don’t know who his father is. His mother died of ovarian syndrome ten years ago.
He practiced hard in the Imperial College for three years, but he only managed to improve his original cultivation level, which was almost zero, to the edge of the first grade.
In the past three years, Jiang Chen, a graduate of the Chinese Department, copied the poems of the late Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty and prose after the Anshi Rebellion in his memory, and practiced calligraphy diligently. He first improved his poetry and calligraphy skills to the level of proficiency, and earned money by selling poetry and calligraphy on the street.
Withdraw living expenses.
It may be that the recovery time of the spiritual energy is too short, the method of overcoming the tribulation is wrong, or the concentration of the spiritual energy is not enough... As a result, it has been more than 800 years since the spiritual energy was revived, but there is no legend of cultivating the immortal body in the Tang Dynasty.
Song Miao deliberately did not help Jiang Chen and let him stagger among the crowd as if he was drunk, while teasing:
The person who spoke was his classmate and best friend, Song Miao.
If you look closely, there are actually quite a few barbarians, various Persians, and even Kunlun slaves among the passers-by on the shore...
More than 800 years have passed and nine emperors have passed since Li Longji, who returned to Chang'an after the Anshi Rebellion, secretly established the Tiansi Supervisor, set up the Temple of Heaven, observed celestial phenomena, and finally obtained spiritual energy.
Jiang Chen chose Xianyang Ancient Ferry, which is located on the Wei River.
Women are swinging on the edge of the universe, or hanging out in front of the vendors selling snacks and accessories in Tianshi.
They respectively correspond to the seven professions after entering the rank: Confucian master, Zen master, magician, martial artist, alchemy master, craftsman and beast master.
The Tang Dynasty was able to break the dynasty cycle and last for thousands of years, standing still.
"Can mushrooms still give you strength? This is not southern Xinjiang...am I not a good person?"
But in this world, there are no mobile phones, no computers, and you can’t play games. It’s simply boring... If you can’t enter the world and live forever, then you might as well not travel through time!”
Even if the spiritual energy is revived, it will be too difficult to ascend!
For Jiang Chen, it is too early to talk about ascending.
Along the way, I practiced physical skills and Cuju to perfection...Physical skills are for self-protection, and Cuju is for making friends with golfers.
However, the cultivation speed is still much faster than that of ordinary people.
Jiang Chen shrugged the tip of his nose.
The Wei River is like the Milky Way, flowing endlessly across the sky. The sky towers and fairy boats complement each other, the paper kites are like fleets, and the flying aerial tours are miscellaneous.
Further up, there is a light, azure dome as thin as soap bubbles...
[Talent]: Equally endowed with five elements
[Money]: 3 Lingyu, 857 coins
Song Miao held a few skewers of grilled mushrooms in his hands, his mouth was full of oil, and he sat cross-legged next to Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen got up with difficulty and followed Song Miao towards the willow forest in the south.
And his great-granddaughter, Tianqian Emperor Li Lingzhou, the first monk to reach the first level, died during the tribulation.
The pale black city wall that is vaguely visible in the distance and the azure formation hanging in the sky are protecting this magnificent city.
Today is Cold Food Festival.
Song Miao was frightened and looked forward.
However, Jiang Chen staggered and fell into the arms of Hao Hao, who was tightly wrapped in white clothes.