"Um." I suppressed my smile and said, "Isn't it funny?"
Lingxi rolled his eyes and shook his head silently.
I said depressedly: "What, I didn't perform well, let me say another one."
Just at this time, Jingyue also came back. Seeing me telling jokes to make Lingxi happy, she couldn't help but hit her: "If you kid can make Lingxi laugh, I'll cook for you tonight."
"It's a deal." I said confidently, "Don't worry, let me think of something awesome."
Jingyue smiled and said: "Come on, you only have one chance, don't come back again if you don't miss it."
I stood up and walked around, then a flash of inspiration came to my mind: "Yes, but I have agreed beforehand that this is just a joke, and you are not allowed to call me disgusting after saying it."
Lingxi closed the books, showing a rare look of anticipation.
Jingyue simply said: "Tell me, I have to make some medicine later."
I cleared my throat, took out my mobile phone and Baidu in a mysterious way: "When I was a child, I had several big roosters at home. They were very big, and they pecked people very fiercely."
"That day, while my parents were not at home, I fought with them for half an hour. Even though I was fully armed, I was still pecked by them and ran away. This is how the relationship was formed."
"Later I learned a "dirty trick" from TV, using laxatives."
"I went to the health center to buy a large pack of laxatives from my fifth master. The laxatives in the past were so powerful that they were ridiculously strong."
"As soon as I got home, I crushed three days' worth of laxative in a garlic vat, then put it in a bowl and rinsed it with water."
"I was afraid that the chicken wouldn't drink it, so I put a lot of sugar in it."
"Then I took the bowl and went to the yard to feed the chickens."
"At this moment, my childhood goddess Hui Hui called me at the door and asked me to go out and play."
I felt so happy that I immediately threw down the bowl and hurriedly followed her out with a runny nose. I didn't go home until lunch time."
"When I got home, my mother asked me to go to work. I washed the vegetables and pounded the garlic. I said that my father and some friends would come over for dinner later."
"I responded. After washing the vegetables, I put the garlic in the garlic vat and pounded it. I was still thinking about the happy moments with Huihui."
"When the garlic that I poured out changed color, I remembered that I had used this to make a laxative."
"I want to throw it away secretly, but I'm afraid my mother will scold me."
"So I simply added some soy sauce to it... Well, the color is quite gray, so it should be fine."
"During the meal, my father and his four brothers exchanged cups and had so much fun that they couldn't even finish the garlic juice."
"After the brothers had finished drinking and eating, my father waved his hand and said to take a bath."
"In the old bathhouses, there was a big boiler outside and a bathing pool inside the door."
"Women wash from six to ten in the morning, and men wash from one to five in the afternoon."
"The water in the pool is steaming."
"My dad and the others were sitting inside, their faces were slightly red, and they looked like they were enjoying themselves."
"I tried the water, but it was too hot and I couldn't put my feet down. I just squatted by the pool and listened to my father and brothers chatting without a word."
"Suddenly, my father frowned and his eyes suddenly opened."
"Then I saw a jet of yellow water spurting out from under my dad's buttocks that was soaked in the water."
"I looked at my dad in disbelief. He actually had diarrhea in the pool."
"My dad looked at me, biting his lip, and shook his head gently at me."
"Then he looked around and found that his brothers were all submerged in the water and were unconscious. He grabbed the edge of the pool with his hands, stretched his body, resisted the rolling in his stomach and slowly got up, trying to crawl out."
"When my third uncle heard the sound of water, he opened his eyes in confusion and saw my father naked. He quickly asked: Why are you going? Why don't you go and hang out for a while?"
"My third uncle was shocked. He wiped his face and almost lost his breath. He roared on the spot: "What are you doing!?"
"My dad screamed and screamed: "I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore."
"Then he jumped out of the pool."
"Because my bare feet were slippery, my dad suddenly fell to the ground."
"He ignored the pain and held his butt tightly with his hands."
"But that doesn't work at all."
"At this moment, another outbreak occurred in the pool."
"My uncle can't stand it anymore."
"The remaining third uncle and younger brother suddenly rushed out, stunned and messy in the wind."
"I sat by the pool and watched with fear."
"My uncle stood up and ran out of the pool. His face turned green."
"The third uncle and the younger uncle looked at each other after they came out, and couldn't bear to look away."
"The two brothers also started competing."
"The bathhouse has exploded."
"The four of us lying down, standing, running, and jumping are all in terrible pain."
"The noise inside finally spread to the outside. The old man who looked at the bathhouse thought there was a commotion inside."
"When I opened the door, I was instantly petrified."
"He lay on the ground and roared: "Get out of my way!"
"The uncle slammed the door shut and almost cried outside the door."
"I can feel how shocked my dad was by the scene just now."
"The uncle trembled and shouted: "Brothers inside, are you competing?"
"That day has been recorded in history and became the headline news in our village."
"After dinner, we were talking about the feats of these four brothers in the bathhouse."
"After that, various versions came out one after another. There were all kinds of stories, and some said that my father and the others were practicing an "evil skill" in the bathhouse."
"After many years, I still will not forget the scene of them defecating in the bathhouse. When others helped my father, my father said weakly: "Don't touch me, I still need to defecate."
"Actually, I wasn't wrong. My fault was that the medicine Fifth Master gave me was too powerful."
"The so-called cycle of cause and effect means unfavorable retribution."
"After three days, I was arrested."
"Looking back on that year, my father went to school that day and asked me to take sick leave for half a year."