"Dad, did you hug your sister before you went out today?!" Su Laoer yelled in a broken voice, "You definitely didn't hug your sister, right?!"
Old man Su, "...what does this have to do with whether I hug your sister or not?"
"Why doesn't it matter? Look at where your arrows went."
Su Laoer pointed at the arrow that hit the tree trunk and continued howling.
"The pheasant is obviously in the east, but you are lucky enough to shoot it directly to the west..."
"Why don't you shoot to the horizon?"
Old man Su, "..."
My face turns red!
"You bastard! What are you talking about?!" Old Man Su said, about to grab the stick.
Anyway, there are a lot of sticks in the forest, so you can pick one up easily.
When Su Laoer saw it, he quickly hid aside.
He shouted: "Dad, we don't do this, you are a loser, you are angry..."
Su Xiaoliu looked at his second brother with contempt, wanting to save the lost face for his angry father.
"Second brother, you still have the nerve to talk about dad? Look at your hunting knife, you almost cut my head off."
Fortunately, it was my brother, otherwise I would have thought it was intentional.
As soon as Su Xiaoliu finished speaking, Su Laoer quit.
My dear father didn't dare to do anything, so he could only complain a few times.
My younger brother is so rich that he can do whatever he wants.
"Xiao Liu, what are you talking about? You are a person who has vowed to become a general, and you have even asked for all our family heirlooms."
Su Laoer said, pointing at the iron gun in Su Xiaoliu's hand.
"Take a look at our family's heirlooms and see what kind of damage you have done to them?"
Su Xiaoliu, "..."
Why did he cause trouble?
Aren't it just the few tassels on the tip of the gun that somehow fell off?
Can you rely on him?
Moreover, how did this gun become a family heirloom again?
However, looking at the bare gun head, Su Xiaoliu still felt inexplicably guilty.
"I, when I get home, I will ask my sister to braid a new tassel for me..."
Before Su Xiaoliu finished speaking, his eyes lit up.
Yes, why didn't he think of it before?
The tassels knitted by my sister herself will definitely look good after being wrapped around them.
Moreover, he definitely looks majestic!
Su Xiaoliu's face turned red with excitement because of his idea.
Su Laoer's eyes also lit up.
Should his hunting knife also be equipped with a spike?
Old Man Su's eyes also flashed, and he looked at his arrow that almost shot into the sky.
My own arrow seems to have something missing...
"Dad, do you think that our luck today is a bit evil?" Su Laoer looked at Old Man Su with a mysterious face, "Think about it, we saw the fox first, and the fox ran away."
"I saw the silly roe deer again, and the silly spores also ran away."
"After that, rabbits, pheasants, and weasels..."
As soon as Su Laoer mentioned the weasel, Su Xiaoliu sniffed and smelled his clothes again.
It still smells bad.
"Second brother, stop talking about that weasel, why not just run away." Su Xiaoliu said with a look of disgust.
The weasel didn't run away and farted, almost killing him.
Su Laoer also smelled his sleeves subconsciously and twitched the corners of his mouth.
However, the face of being an elder brother still needs to be maintained.
"Xiao Liu, what do you know? Is this a weasel fart?" Su Laoer assumed the attitude of a wise man and educated his younger brother, "You haven't noticed that everything today has an evil vibe to it.
Sexy?! Since we had a younger sister, when has our family been so unlucky? How many prey have you encountered today? But what is the result? "
Su Xiaoliu, "..."
He looked down at the straw rope around his waist.
The straw rope hung empty around his waist, not even a chicken feather was tied around it.
Su Laoer spread his hands, "In the end, I didn't catch anything, my hands were empty."
After Su Lao Er finished speaking, he looked at Old Man Su with a sad face.
"Dad, do you think this situation is the same as it was a few years ago?"
At that time, their family was in bad luck.
When they go hunting in the mountains, their family always hunts the least.
It's not that I'm not good at hunting, it's just that I'm not good at hunting!
Old Man Su also felt a little guilty in his heart.
Could it be...that it was really because he didn't hug his little girl before he got up early and went out?
So, bad luck again?
After hearing what his second brother said, Su Xiaoliu understood and looked at Old Man Su.
"Dad, did you not hug your sister when you got up early?" Su Xiaoliu said with an accusing look on his face, "All the men in our family have good luck because of their sister's blessings. Why did you forget to hug your sister?"
Su Xiaoliu was not very young, but when facing his father, he showed a heartbroken expression.
Old man Su, "..."
Why do you feel like you made a mistake?
Didn't he just wake up early in the morning and see his little girl sleeping soundly? He was afraid of waking her up, so he just tucked her in.
wrong--
Old man Su immediately became confident.
"Although I didn't hug your sister, I put your sister's hands under the quilt."
The little girl's little hands were exposed. He was afraid that the little girl's hands would get cold, so he deliberately put her little hands into the quilt and then tucked them into the corner of the quilt.
Su Xiaoliu touched his head and looked at his second brother.
Meaning: What's going on?
Su Lao Er said: "Well, it must be that you left it too late, and my sister's hands got cold. Otherwise, will you let your sister sleep in our room in the future? Your daughter-in-law and I are both young and sleep lightly.
Open your eyes from time to time to prevent my sister’s hands from getting cold again..."
Old Man Su snorted and glanced at his son with disgust.
I believed your evil deeds!
"You've been sleeping like a dead pig since you were little. You can't wake up even if there's thunder, and you're also snoring. Your sister won't be able to cool down, and she might be too noisy to sleep!"
Su Laoer, "..."
Dad, we won’t bring someone with such a naked body!
After Old Man Su finished speaking, he ignored the son who wanted to kidnap his little girl and walked over to pick up his own arrow.
However, after taking two steps, he stopped again, with a look of solemnity on his face.
"Second brother, Xiaoliu, go down the mountain and go back..." Before the word "home" could be said, Su Xiaoliu shouted.
"Dad! Fox!"
A white shadow flashed past in the distance and rushed towards the forest.
Su Xiaoliu chased after him.
"Xiao Liu, come back!" Old Man Su shouted.
It's a pity that Su Xiaoliu was young and aroused his competitive spirit. How could he still hear his father talking?
He let go of his legs and disappeared into the dense forest in a moment.
When it comes to Su Xiaoliu's running endurance and physical strength, even Su Laoer is far behind.
Seeing his younger brother chasing after him, Su Laoer also hurriedly chased after him.
I'm afraid it's too late and I won't even see my brother's shadow.
Old Man Su had no choice but to pick up his arrow and follow closely.
Su Xiaoliu couldn't stop once he ran.
There was nothing he could do, as soon as he wanted to stop, the distance between the white shadow in front of him and him would become closer.
Make him feel like he can catch up in the next moment.
Soon, Su Laoer could no longer see Su Xiaoliu.
"Dad... huh... what should I do? Xiaoliu ran too fast..." Su Laoer stopped and breathed heavily.
Old man Su was also panting.
"This...whoops...bastard!" Old Man Su was tired, angry and worried.
Running around in the woods, what should you do if something happens to you?
Helpless, he had no choice but to say: "Follow the traces... huff... and look for..."
Su Laoer listened to his father's words and lowered his head to look for traces of trampling.
Old man Su felt relieved and looked down anxiously.
"Dad!" Su Laoer suddenly let out an "ouch".
Old Man Su's heart skipped a beat.
"What's wrong?!"
"Dad, what do you think this is?"
Su Laoer's voice trembled with excitement, and he ran over holding a bright yellow object.