Gu Chunuan held a dry branch and scribbled on the ground the topographic map of the mountains they walked through, while talking to Xiao Jiuer about it.
As for why she could understand Xiao Jiuer's words, she still can't figure it out.
Except for her, no one else seems to understand.
The more he painted, the deeper his frown deepened.
Si Mofei is such a bastard, he can really lead the way and take them to the Shiwan Mountains. If they want to leave from here, even if Xiao Jiuer is there to lead them, they will definitely not be able to get out for a day.
It's really annoying to waste all your precious time here.
"What does it smell like?" She sniffed it.
Xiao Jiuer curled his lips and said disdainfully, "That silly demon king burned the chicken and wasted everything. It's a pity for those chickens and birds."
The Demon Lord came over happily with a few roast chickens hanging on the branches, "Miss, it's cooked, do you think it tastes good?"
Gu Chunuan's face turned dark.
Is this roast chicken?
This is burnt chicken.
Every piece of roast chicken was burnt black, and some even turned into charcoal.
How to eat this?
Don’t you even eat beggars?
If she hadn't seen Si Mofei's usually fair and clean handsome face stained by the charcoal fire, and even his smooth and smooth black hair was messy, Gu Chunuan almost thought that he was playing tricks on her again.
Si Mofei's face fell, "Strange, why is it different from the roast chicken sent by the servant? Am I burnt?"
Xiao Jiuer hissed impolitely.
"You just know that it is extremely burnt. With such a noble status, it will not eat that burnt chicken even if it starves to death."
"Little sister, please wait for me and I'll bake it again."
Gu Chunuan forced a smile, "No need, it will taste better when it's burnt, just peel off the outer skin."
As she spoke, she took the roasted chicken and tore off the burnt parts on the outside.
But she never thought that while the outside was so charred, it was actually... raw...
"How did you bake it?"
"The fire was too low, so I used my internal power to roast it. It started to get charred while it was roasting. I don't think it's charred inside. I think I can eat it if it's not charred."
Xiao Jiuer rolled his eyes.
He must be the son of a silly landlord.
How to eat half-cooked food? Isn’t he afraid of diarrhea?
After not eating for several days and nights, Gu Chunuan was very hungry, and Si Mofei kept looking at her with a nervous and worried look.
She sighed and said, "Let's just eat some for now. I'll bake more later and I'll get better at it."
How could she forget that Si Mofei doesn't know how to cook?
The bird's nest porridge I gave her was as salty as anything else, and she was almost poisoned by it.
This chicken won't be as salty as that bird's nest porridge, right?
Thinking of this, Gu Chunuan laughed to himself.
What was she thinking? Where could Si Mofei go to get salt in this barren mountain?
"Xiao Jiu'er, do you want to eat?"
Xiao Jiuer looked away proudly.
Can it eat pig food?
Is it a pig?
It will not eat even if it is starved to death.
It won't eat even if it's hungry.
"Go, go, just a little roast chicken, give it to your master to eat first, and you step aside." The Demon Lord said.
Xiao Jiuer's hissing demonstration.
When it saw the demon lord's gloomy eyes, it slipped away without confidence.
That's all, a good snake won't fight with a fool.
This time I forgive him.
Gu Chunuan took a bite and it was so salty that her teeth hurt.
Gu Chunuan stood up suddenly, "Why is it so salty? Did you add salt?"
"Yes, last time the young lady said that the bird's nest porridge was delicious, I just wanted to make more delicious food for you in the future, so I put a lot of salt in the space ring just to wait for today."
The Demon Lord raised the ring on his finger.
The space ring is not only owned by Gu Chunuan.
He has it too.
Gu Chunuan's scalp felt numb.
He took a lot of water from the space ring and drank it before he managed to stop.
Depend on……
When she gets out of here, she has to stuff some food into the space ring.
Otherwise, sooner or later, Si Mofei will be beaten to death.
"Miss, why do you look so bad? Is it not to your liking?"
"Is there any more pheasant? I'll roast it."
"No more, I roasted them all. "
The Demon Lord pointed to the pheasant that was still roasting on the fire.
Every pheasant is absolutely black.
Just looking at it makes me want to vomit.
Gu Chunuan was speechless for a moment.
The most terrible thing is that Si Mofei is still boasting.
"Sister, I'm awesome. This is my first time roasting chicken. Although it's a little burnt, it's not burnt inside. If I bake it a few more times, it will definitely be as delicious as the roast chicken from Zuixianlou.
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Wait for him to bake a few more times.
She was poisoned to death.
"Little sister, Xue Sha said that if you want to capture a girl's heart, you must first capture her stomach, so I have thought about it. From now on, I will take care of all your meals three times a day. "Young lady wants to eat
What, I’ll just cook it for you, okay?”
"clatter……"
The roast chicken in Gu Chunuan's hand fell to the ground, and he was shocked.
Xiao Jiuer was so frightened that he shrank into the size of a chopstick and wrapped around Gu Chunuan's wrist.
"Little sister, are you particularly touched? I was so moved that I cried. Growing up, I haven't even eaten the food I cooked."
Gu Chu's warm smile made him laugh twice.
Si Mofei glanced at the roasted chicken that fell on the ground, and took another roasted chicken from the fire. He used his internal strength to cool the roasted chicken, and then imitated Gu Chunuan and ripped off the burnt part on the outside.
, smiled and handed it to Gu Chunuan.
"Um... I'm not very hungry. You can keep it for yourself."
"Miss, I haven't eaten for two days and two nights. How can I not be hungry? Just take a bite. Amo worked very hard to bake. Look, my hands are burned. It hurts."
"..."
"Sister, just take a bite. I've been busy for a long time. If you don't take it, I'll feel very hurt. Just take a bite."
The Demon Lord teased and teased her hard, acted coquettishly and tried to please her.
Gu Chunuan gritted his teeth.
Forget it, just one bite.
Why did she want Si Mofei to help her find the star key?
Even if she was knocked unconscious by poison, she still recognized it.
Gu Chunuan bit it down hard.
With this bite, her face turned completely dark, and she quickly spit out all the roast chicken in her mouth, rinsed her mouth several times, and was filled with anger.
"Si Mofei, if you don't kill me, are you unwilling to do it? How did I provoke you?"
Si Mofei was stunned.
What are you doing so fiercely?
What did he do?
Seeing his innocent eyes, Gu Chunuan became even more angry, pointed at the roasted chicken and said, "Don't you even care about the internal organs? These... are all chicken feces."
"Guts? What are those? Chicken poop? How can a chicken have poop?"
"Damn...you've never eaten pork, but you've also seen pigs running around."
"I've seen pig running, but what does this have to do with roast chicken?"
"Before roasting the chicken, don't you need to get rid of the internal organs first?"
"The roast chicken that Xue Sha handed over didn't have the internal organs. It was quite delicious."
Gu Chunuan was so angry that he threw the roasted chicken out.
What kind of evil did she commit in her previous life to get to know such an idiot.