"No matter how disguised you are, your legs are still crippled."
"Listen to what you mean, is it possible that you can use the art of disguise to help me stand up again on my legs?"
"You may not be able to stand up, but you can still break it in two."
"…"
Ye Jinghan rolled his eyes at her and struggled to get up, trying to disguise himself.
Gu Chunuan pressed him down again.
"We don't have much time. We can wait, but Xiao Xuanxuan and the others can't wait, and neither can your A Nuan."
Without waiting for Ye Jinghan's consent, Gu Chunuan started messing with him.
After an hour, the two of them finished their disguise.
Gu Chunuan disguised himself as a woodcutter who was over sixty years old.
And he was disguised as an old woman with a pockmarked face.
The most important thing is his legs.
Ye Jinghan looked at his legs and was speechless.
His legs were originally just unable to stand up, but after Gu Chunuan changed his appearance for a while, his legs were just as she said. To the naked eye, they were broken.
Not only did it appear to be broken in two, but both parts were covered with maggots, exuding an unpleasant smell that made him want to vomit.
Ye Jinghan's anger kept rising.
This woman was deliberately trying to mess with him.
Just as he was about to get angry at her, he saw Gu Chunuan bring two big rocks from nowhere and hand them to him, with a loud chuckle coming from his mouth.
She smiled with crooked eyebrows and a hint of cunning and calculation, much like his wife.
It had been a long time since he had seen her smile so happily.
Her every move made Ye Jinghan's heart become confused. What echoed in his mind were Gu Chunuan's every frown, smile, and every move.
If his wife were here, I'm afraid he would do the same thing as her.
The anger that surged up suddenly disappeared without realizing it.
He even covets Mu Nuan's actions like those of Gu Chunuan.
"Are you stupid? I didn't even hear what I said to you?"
Gu Chunuan shook a stone in front of his eyes.
Ye Jinghan said angrily, "The smell is too bad. Let's try another disguise method."
"It smells real only if it smells bad. Otherwise, how would you avoid being tracked by counterfeiters? No, I'll give it to you."
"what."
"What can I do? Of course I can put it on my chest."
"roll."
Even Ye Jinghan couldn't help but swear.
He could not bear to disguise him as an old woman with a pockmarked face and white hair.
Even though his legs were covered in maggots, he couldn't bear it.
He actually dared to let him use two stones as chests.
"Hey, aren't I thinking about the overall situation? Although you are quite old and your breasts may be saggy, you are still a woman and you have breasts to some extent."
Ye Jinghan glared at Gu Chunuan and warned her with his eyes.
Gu Chunuan suddenly realized, "I understand. Do you think these two stones are too small? Then I will find two big ones. How about these two."
The night scene is so cold that I feel so heartbroken.
What is all this?
The two pieces just now are as big as longan.
These two pieces...
It's comparable to a Big Mac.
"Can you be normal?"
"Isn't this normal for me? Although you are old, you take good care of yourself, No. These breasts are bigger than those of young girls."
"roll."
If she hadn't looked so much like Gu Chunuan, Ye Jinghan would have wanted to kill her right now.
"Don't get excited, it will be bad if all the maggots on your legs fall off."
"vomit……"
Not sure if it was too smelly, Ye Jinghan almost vomited it out.
I have to admit that her disguise skills are indeed amazing.
But this stinks too much.
"Where did these maggots come from?"
"Where else could it come from? Of course it was captured by someone for some evil purpose in the past."
Seeing Ye Jinghan's face darkening inch by inch, Gu Chunuan threw the stone away and said with a smile, "The blinding methods are all blinding methods. How can I use real maggots on you? Do you think that's right?"
