Xiao Jiuer, with his round belly, slipped into Gu Chunuan's bedroom. He hissed in protest and asked Gu Chunuan to restore his food immediately.
Gu Chunuan didn't even raise his eyes, "Didn't you see the announcement from the palace? The palace has been depleted by you and has no meat."
"Ye Jinghan promised that I would have all I can eat."
"He did say that, but he didn't say that he would care about you eating as much as you want, let alone your friends, your seven aunts and eight aunts."
"They are not my seventh aunt or eighth aunt."
"Hey, you still know. I thought you had forgotten everything. Then do you still remember that I am the mistress of Prince Han's Mansion, and I also own part of the assets of Prince Han's Mansion."
"Master, you bullied the snake, and I worked so hard to rescue you."
"If you don't like it, you can leave now and no one will stop you."
Xiao Jiuer, who was originally confident and confident, was momentarily stunned when he heard this sentence.
It twisted its fat body and crawled to Gu Chunuan's feet. It said in a plaintive tone, "Master, you can't cross the river and burn the bridge."
"roll."
Gu Chunuan barely raised her foot and kicked it away.
"If I get out, there won't be any snakes to carry you."
"I remember, I used to be a seventh-level master, right? Although I am a little weaker now, as long as I unlock the seal, I can still return to the peak at any time. You said, I can return to the peak and tame a few fourth-level beasts.
Divine beast, can’t it be done?”
Xiao Jiuer turned his head in displeasure and said arrogantly, "I ate a lot of crystal cores in the far north. I am now at level five."
Gu Chunuan picked it up directly.
She knew that this bastard disappeared just to find the crystal core to eat.
I don’t know how much I was eaten by it, but it actually increased by one level.
"I don't have any skills now, but my barbecue skills are top-notch, especially roasted snake meat. I haven't seen meat for so many days, and I really miss the taste of snake meat."
"Hiss..."
Xiao Jiuer was so frightened that she slipped out of her hand and kept distance from it.
"Master, I am your pet, how can you be so cruel."
"If you want to continue to follow me and eat my barbecue, just listen to me and don't go crazy every time you see the meat. Otherwise, you don't mind changing to a reliable pet."
"After all, you are not complaining that I lost you all for the crystal core in the far north."
Gu Chunuan smiled and picked up its little tail, "Do you still know that you abandoned us in the far north?"
"I am the Snake King, Master. You pulling my tail like this makes me feel uncomfortable."
"Snake King? Are you claiming the title of king in front of me? Hey... forget it, although you are my pet, I have never eaten snake king meat. I have to taste it today no matter what, and let everyone in the palace taste it too.
Taste meat."
Xiao Jiuer was angry, angry and aggrieved, and couldn't help but protest, "There are so many friends outside watching, so you can't save some face for me."
Gu Chunuan followed its line of sight, and sure enough, Xiao Jiuer's friends were all craning their necks to look at everything here. When they saw her sweeping over, colorful snakes of different sizes were scurrying away.
It seems like she is a ferocious beast and will roast them and eat them.
Gu Chunuan let go of its snake tail and clapped his hands sarcastically, "Didn't I close all the windows? Why did I open them?"
Xiao Jiuer cried hissingly.
"Didn't I want to show off in front of my companions, so I secretly opened the window? But you didn't give me any face at all. How can I become the Snake King in the future? They will definitely laugh at me secretly behind my back. I am too embarrassed to see snakes.
"
As he said this, Xiao Jiu'er cried hissingly and acted rogue on the ground.
Gu Chunuan was dumbfounded.
this……
Is it her fault?
"The way Xiaohua looked at me just now was different. Xiaohua must think I'm useless."
"Who is Xiaohua?" Girlfriend?
"It's that little colorful snake, the most beautiful one."
There were so many snakes in the garden, and one after another came back. She didn't know which one was the most beautiful, and she didn't know which one was the little flower.
Although Xiao Jiuer was very unreliable, he at least saved her several times at critical moments. Gu Chunuan hugged her chubby body and said in a softer tone, "Okay, stop crying. My head will be dizzy from crying."
Here we go, five roast pigs.”
"My young heart was greatly traumatized. Five roast pigs are not enough."
"Then what do you want?"
"Hold a meat feast again, I want to entertain them again, I want to regain my face."
"..."
This snake, has it been with her for a long time, and knows how to use scheming to deceive her.
Why does she always feel like something is wrong?
"If you don't agree, I...I will crash and die here."
"Then hit it."
"Master, for the sake of me being so well-behaved, please let me regain some face. Otherwise, let alone snakes, other animals will look down on me."
Xiao Jiuer stalked her, looking at her with pitiful tearful eyes.
Although Gu Chunuan knew it was just a show, he still agreed.
"One day, I will give you at most one day to entertain them. After that, don't blame me for turning my back on the snake, and just kill the snake."
"Okay, just one day at a time. What about the meat? Is it enough?"
"..."
"How much meat do you need?"
"The more, the merrier."
"Why don't you go and grab it."
"Master, as long as you agree to Xiao Jiu'er's small request, Xiao Jiu'er will eat less meat and be more obedient in the future. I will do whatever you ask me to do."
"Dong dong dong..."
Qingfeng knocked on the door with a face and came in to deliver bird's nests.
"Princess, the bird's nest has just been boiled. You can drink it while it's hot."
Qingfeng put the bird's nest on the table and wanted to run away.
He didn't know why, but he was scared when he saw the princess.
However, before he could take a step forward, he was stopped by Gu Chunuan.
"Qingfeng, Xiao Jiu'er wants to invite friends and needs a lot of meat. Go and prepare it. Make sure they eat as much as they want and enjoy it."
Qingfeng stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
"Princess...Princess, what did you just say?"
"Are you deaf?"
"No, no, no...but..."
But didn’t the master say that by announcing that the palace has no money, no meat, no cooks, Xiao Jiuer’s friends could be driven away?
"Since you are not deaf, just do as I tell you."
"But the cooks are all gone, and there's no meat left in the capital."
"If the cook is gone, won't you still be there? Aren't there still your subordinates? I'll find a way to bake them for them. In addition, if the emperor doesn't have any meat, he will buy it outside the imperial capital. If he can't buy it, he will eat it himself.
Chop it up."
"ah……"
Qingfeng was dumbfounded.
Why does this change every day?
and……
Why does such a difficult job have to fall on him?
He knew that his princess was not easy to take care of.
really……
The bastard Xiangxue didn't dare to serve the princess, so she always planned on him to serve the princess.
Xiao Jiuer raised his snake tail and gave Gu Chunuan a big thumbs up, "Master, you are the best to Xiao Jiuer. Qingfeng, why are you still standing there? I want five thousand roasted pigs, five thousand roasted pigs
Sheep, a thousand roasted oxen.”
Qingfeng almost fainted.
Crazy concubine who likes miracle doctors: The God of War Prince is obediently pampered