Alvin suspected that his ears had heard wrong, and asked cautiously: "Doctor Mill? Did I hear correctly? You can do urine tests here now? It just so happens that I have been feeling tired these past two days. Maybe there is something in my body
What unclean things are there? Please help me take a look. I can pee right now, or...are you waiting for the first warm bath in the morning?"
Dr. Mir looked confused, "Young Master, no, it's the Divine Envoy. I'm sorry, your identity has changed too quickly. I can't get used to it. It's like this. All the doctors in your place are like this."
Don’t you do a urine test? Have you never seen one?”
Alvin was dissatisfied when he heard this: "Test, why don't you do it? Let me tell you, I have seen a lot of urine tests, and I have also seen people swallowing urine, but I didn't expect that you can also do it here."
Urine."
As he spoke, he walked up to Dr. Mill, looked to see if there was no one around, and asked in a low voice: "Where are you from too? Where and when did you come from? You were a doctor there.
He is much better than me, but I don’t know anything!”
Dr. Mir was confused, "Master God, what are you talking about? How come I can understand every word, but I can't understand them all together?"
When Alvin heard this, he said disappointedly: "It's nothing. Maybe I haven't come out of the environment where the true god came just now, and my mind is a little unclear. Don't worry about me. I just want to see how you test your urine."
When Dr. Mir heard this, he smiled and said: "Haha, it turns out to be like this. Lord God, take a good look at it."
As he spoke, he raised the bottle - in fact, its real name should be revealed at this time, yes, it was the urinal - to his chest, leaned down and lowered his head, and approached it.
Alvin was so frightened that he almost vomited, and quickly stopped Dr. Mir: "Doctor, you don't want to drink, do you? Do you want to do something with such a strong taste elsewhere? Your current doctor, do a urine test
Are they all working so hard?”
Dr. Mir frowned and said: "Your Majesty, doctors are like parents. We will never dislike our patients. As doctors, we treat every patient as our own child."
Alvin saw the greatness of doctors for the first time. This was really the first time in his long life.
He was very moved, but still firmly resisted: "I know you are great, but, this, will it be a little too difficult, swallowing urine... I can't accept it."
Dr. Mir comforted Alvin with his eyes, "It's okay, just look at me."
So Dr. Mill put the bottle of liquid under his eyes, observed it carefully, and shook it from time to time, just like a stylish gentleman tasting red wine.
But the scene that worried Alvin the most did not happen after all, which made Alvin breathe a sigh of relief.
"So that's how urine tests are done," Alvin said. He was very glad that Dr. Mir didn't do anything to make him sick to his stomach, but he was also a little disappointed. It turned out to be "wang" in Chinese medicine! What's this? He thought he would test a lot.
Where are the indicators!
"In this way, it's just that you can see the color and smell the smell, so you can know what disease the patient has?"
"How can it be so simple, color, viscosity, urine volume, transparency, sediment, odor and foam. These are the seven indicators of urine observation and experiment. According to these indicators, we will always find that the patient may have
problems. It can also tell the patient’s constitution, such as sanguineous, choleric, melancholic and phlegmatic.”
Dr. Mir explained in detail. By the way, he stretched out a finger, dipped some urine in it, put it in his mouth, and tasted it.
All of this was done smoothly and without trace, as naturally as if you were tasting the richness of wine.
Before Alvin could react urgently, Dr. Mir had already finished the urine test and skillfully fetched a glass of wine to rinse his mouth.
At this time, Alvin felt a little nauseous and wanted to vomit. But this was nothing compared to the shock and surprise in his heart. He pointed at Dr. Mill and kept saying "you, you", but he couldn't say a complete sentence.
"What's wrong, Lord Divine Envoy?" Dr. Mir looked at Alvin with a flat face.
"You...you really tasted it! I thought you were just looking at it." Alvin's heart was filled with shock.
It turns out that urine is really tested like this?!
"These are all the duties of a doctor! Lord God Envoy, I don't have the magical ability like you to be able to use your wise eyes to come down to earth and perform miracles. I can only use my ordinary tongue to help patients distinguish diseases."
When Dr. Mill said these words, he seemed very indifferent, but Alvin seemed to see Dr. Mill's body exuding a holy light.
"No wonder doctors are such a respected profession." Alvin turned around and left. He had to digest it slowly. Today opened his eyes again. I originally thought that urine testing was a fairly common technical job. Unexpectedly, in
In an era when technology and means were primitive, doctors actually had to diagnose patients in this way. Isn’t this effort a bit too much?
Alvin's advantage is to draw inferences from one case to another. He suddenly thought that when diabetes was first discovered, it was not really discovered by the doctor who discovered that the patient's urine could attract ants. It turned out that "let him have a taste of the benefits."
This sentence has its origin. It turns out that ancient doctors also needed to taste urine! In this way, in the traditional medical skills of that ancient civilized country in the East, the doctor had to taste hundreds of herbs. What do you think of "golden juice" and "luminous sand"?
"There is no shortage of tastes for medicines like this. No wonder it is true that doctors have a parental heart. It suddenly occurred to Alvin that there are records in ancient books of doctors tasting feces for patients... All the clues were connected together, and Alvin just
I discovered a lot of things that I had seen before but had not thought about carefully.
No wonder doctors are a respected profession no matter where they are or in which country. Why should doctors be placed in such a lofty position? It turns out that this is the reason. In the past, some one-sided news reports caused a negative impression of this profession.
The prejudice, now that I think about it, may be due to my young age and lack of experience.
Similarly, I originally thought that this era was ignorant and dark, with bloodletting, astrology, plague, all kinds of terrible diseases, monsters...all kinds of ridiculous and grotesque things emerging in endlessly, but Alvin suddenly discovered that in this era, there is still human nature.
The brilliance cannot be concealed. The selfless contributions of people in this era will be much more than those of people hundreds of thousands of years later. Moreover, a considerable amount of efforts are useless or even counterproductive. However, just imagine
Suddenly, people have pious and holy hearts and fully believe that their efforts are useful to others, but they don't know that they are working in the wrong direction.
Washington's death and this kind of thing are the best annotation of this era. Everyone is doing ridiculous and wrong things seriously, and the key is thinking that they are right. This is sad, a great sadness, but the kindness of human nature makes this matter
Become reasonable and meaningful.
Alvin returned to his bed and thought seriously about this world, this era, this...
He fell into sleep. It seemed that thinking was something that made people bored more easily than alcohol.