"Pretender?" Alvin looked at Miss Garrigg's unparalleled face and thought, if such a criminal face were not disguised, he could really make countless money.
Pretender? This name is truly well deserved.
No, we have to make sure again. Alvin is getting suspicious.
He stretched out his hands towards Miss Garrigg, which frightened the little girl who had always been frightened so much that her little heart started beating wildly again. She secretly recited the names of all the gods she knew in her heart, praying that they would hear her prayers and come down to earth.
Save yourself from the hands of perverted perverts.
Unfortunately, the gods may also be afraid of such perversion, so Alvin's sinful hands reached out to Miss Garrige's... face.
Alvin first pinched Miss Garrigg's cute face one by one with each hand and tore it to both sides, like a ball of sticky cake.
Well, not bad, it feels quite good. The smooth feeling on the hand makes Alvin very satisfied.
Next, he used his hands to tear the poor little face up and down, back and forth like a rag.
I don't know why, but this behavior made Alvin extremely satisfied physically and mentally.
And Miss Garrigg was very angry under Alvin's vicious abuse and play: "What does this pervert think of this lady? Does he think that my lady's face is mud? What a boring guy! Is it possible?
Haven't you learned how a pervert should behave? It's not professional at all!"
Women! They are really the strangest animals in the world. You can't be too close or too distant. You can't obey them in everything, but you can't always disobey them. You can't be too good to them, and you can't be too bad either. No wonder.
A Western philosopher once said, when meeting your woman, don't forget to bring a whip.
And Alvin brought two kinds of whips, so this should be enough, right?
Alvin left Miss Garrigg contentedly, clapped his hands and said, "Your appearance must be real now, right?"
Miss Garrig was in a bad mood after being humiliated and ignored Alvin.
Alvin was angry and snorted: "Huh?!"
Miss Garrigg had no choice but to say aggrievedly: "It's true, haven't you verified it all?"
Alvin suddenly had another bold idea. What would happen if he put it on?
Just do it if you think of it.
He put the pretender on his arm, not to mention, the size was just right.
He said to Miss Garrigg nonchalantly: "What will happen if I wear this thing? Will there be changes?"
As he was speaking, he suddenly noticed Miss Garrig looking at him in horror.
Huh? Has it changed? What can I do? There is no mirror here. No, I have to find a place with a mirror or a basin to take a good look at the changes.
So he rushed out of the room happily.
He happened to bump into Jiang Ge who was clinging to the door.
Jiang Gezheng heard the sounds in the room and was still wondering why the thought-provoking sounds had stopped? Could it be that Master Alvin had exerted too much force and was exhausted... No, he was exhausted, right? The taste is really strong! No way.
, I have to go in and have a look.
While I was thinking about it, I didn't notice that the door suddenly opened and a body ran into my arms. Could it be?
Jiang Ge lowered his head and looked, anger rising in his heart. Sure enough, this ugly monster ran out. It seemed that Master Alvin must have been insulted by her! Thinking of the harm that Master Alvin suffered, he might say goodbye to women and the world of perverts from now on.
Jiang Ge couldn't help but feel angry and evil in his heart, and he swung his fist as big as a sand bowl at the ugly monster in his arms.
Alvin bumped into Jiang Ge and was about to scold him for blocking his way. Unexpectedly, there was a sound of wind and an iron fist hit him mercilessly.
"Snapped!"
"Let this ugly monster like you come out and scare people!"
"Ouch! Jiang Ge!"
Um?!
Jiang Ge couldn't help but be startled when he heard that the ugly guy opposite actually made a man's voice, and it was very familiar.
The iron fist that he originally wanted to swing again stopped in mid-air.
Alvin, who was brutally punched, backed away bitterly and cursed: "Are you crazy? Jiang Ge, it's me!"
Jiang Ge looked at the ugly monster in front of him in horror and asked tentatively: "Master God Envoy?"
Alvin was afraid that Jiang Ge's iron fist would hit him again, so he nodded quickly, "It's me! Don't move yet, I'll explain it to you, but you have to follow me! I'm afraid you don't believe it, so I'll show you!"
Jiang Ge also noticed at this time that the clothes on the ugly monster opposite belonged to the Lord God Envoy. Could it be that the Lord God Envoy showed off his power and something indescribable happened in the room? How did this happen? You can actually play it.
Soul exchange? Lord God Envoy, you are really not an ordinary person!
While Alvin was explaining to Jiang Ge, he looked around, looking for things like mirrors. But when he appeared, the people around him saw it and started to panic again, because many people almost suffered the same fate as Garrige in the past.
There were still people who didn't have this opportunity, but they had heard of the legend, so for a while the scene here was more lively than if a pervert entered the girls' dormitory.
Alvin didn't care anymore. He immediately found his target. There was a white marble wash basin in front of the hall, which was in the shape of a shell. It must be said that the original owner of this place had good taste and style.
It had been collecting rainwater for an unknown amount of time, and it had turned dark green, but Alvin didn't intend to wash his face in it, and he didn't care, so he hurried there.
Just these few steps caused great chaos among the robbers. Everyone yelled and ran away, as if they were hiding from some man-eating monster.
Jiang Ge followed closely, fearing that the suspicious and ugly creature in front of him would run away.
I saw that ugly monster running to the water basin, looking at the sun, as if there was some treasure inside.
Alvin looked at his reflection in the water, and his whole body felt as if he had been struck by lightning, scorched inside and tender outside.
Oh my god! Isn’t this the demon in the dream?
They are exactly the same, and they are still winking at me!
Alvin was extremely happy. This magic garter called the Pretender was so great. There was such a magical prop.
He took off his garter belt and looked into the water again. Fortunately, it was his own handsome face. Although he was only his current self, it was still much better than the face that had just walked out of the abyss of hell.
Jiang Ge was also stunned. Everything that happened in front of him made him at a loss. He rubbed his eyes vigorously, and it took him a long time to figure out what was happening in front of him.
I saw Alvin, no matter how shocking he was under the blue sky and white sun, he put on and took off a black garter.
The face kept changing as the garters were put on and taken off.
This is simply magic!
Jiang Ge forgot everything and left everything else behind, then ran to Alvin, grabbed the garter, and tried to wear it. Alvin also grabbed it from time to time and also wore it.
The two of them giggled from time to time.
No one else could see their faces. Looking from behind, all they could see was that Alvin and Jiang Ge kept snatching the black leather garters that a woman was wearing and kept wearing them. The key point
What's scary is that the two of them giggle from time to time.
So people couldn't help but have a reasonable idea.
"These two people are not only perverted, but also... crazy!"