Chapter 133 The Alvin Bandit Group is established!
A remote corner of the camp.
The three of them were squatting on the ground like old farmers, having a meeting...
Alvin: "I don't know about such a big thing, and you didn't tell me. How can I get around in the world in the future?!"
Jiang Ge: "..."
Jack: "..." and then raised his hand weakly.
Alvin: "What's your problem? Speak!"
Jack: "I came with you. It seems that I have nothing to do with it. I don't know that such a large bandit team has no name. Even if it is a Skeleton Village Bandit Group, it still has a name! This can't be done.
Is it a rabble?"
Jack was heartbroken.
Alvin felt the same and said sadly: "I originally wanted someone to write a chronicle of major events, but I found that I don't even know the name of our bandit group."
Jiang Ge: "'We'? Lord God Envoy, you really don't regard yourself as an outsider! Besides, you are engaged in the important task of spreading the glory of your wise eyes to the whole world, so why do you limit yourself to our little one?"
Where are the bandits?"
Alvin sighed: "You people! Do you know why you haven't made a name for yourself in so many years? It's because you have no ambition! What happened to bandits? Bandits are also a glorious profession and have a bright future.
Haven’t you heard? How many kings and emperors started out as bandits and finally had huge businesses!”
Jack and Jiang Ge both shook their heads: "I've never heard of it."
Alvin was stunned.
Jack said: "Kings are all hereditary. I have never heard of anyone starting out as a robber."
Alvin: "Okay, maybe I'm complicit, but you must also have the minimum professionalism! Jack, didn't your former gang have a resounding name?"
Jack nodded: "Yes! We are called the Dead Bones Gang! It means dead bones! Just hearing it can make children cry."
Alvin: "Listen, listen, an ordinary gangster has such a resounding name. You are robbers! You are engaged in murder and arson, a great cause that cannot be tolerated by nature! Why don't you have one?
What a great name! Today, our topic is to come up with a scary name first!"
Jiang Ge lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Okay, I admit, I was wrong. Which name is good for you? Give it a name, the great envoy of God."
Alvin: "How about we call them the 'Raccoon Dog Bandits'."
Jack: "Sir, this name doesn't fit in with our world setting. It doesn't sound particularly scary!"
Alvin: "How about we call them the 'Death Scythe' bandits?"
Jiang Ge: "Boss, is your name the same as someone else's name from other continents? We want to name it louder, more unique, and one that will shock the past and present."
Alvin frowned: "The name must be distinctive, scare people, and also show our characteristics..." He touched his chin, this name was not easy to come up with.
Jiang Ge changed his mind and said flatteringly: "How about we call them the Alvin Bandit Group?"
Alvin said shyly: "Isn't it bad to look like this? After all, I have only been in our group for a short time, and everyone is not familiar with me yet..."
Jiang Ge shook his head: "Sir, I don't agree with what you said. I think that although you have not been here much longer than we used to, what was our state before? We used to just fight around.
, waiting to die, it can even be said that there is no achievement at all, and it cannot be called a bandit organization at all. But after you came, you not only brought the glory of God, but also pointed out the way forward for us, so that we can
The lost lamb has found its way home. It can be said that you are our reborn parents. Without you, we would not have our present, and without you, there would be no future for us. Therefore, this name is well deserved, just like us.
If we don't call it the 'Alvin Bandits', then our organization will have no combat effectiveness and no vitality, and can only go to the abyss of destruction. If we don't call it this name, I won't agree, and all the brothers can't agree, even
Even Huiyan can’t agree, so just accept it!”
Alvin smiled and waved his hands: "No, no, how can we start talking about this! No, absolutely not!"
Jack: "Ugh... Oh, I'm sorry, I ate too much for dinner this morning and I can't stand it, but I..." Jack straightened up, "I also think that the name 'Alvin Bandits'
Not only is it loud, but it is also very catchy. It sounds like it can make people high-spirited and paint the wall with shit, so this name is really a good choice. It is just one word - 'bonus'."
Alvin smiled and wondered: "In that case, oh, you people! Well, let's call it this name first. We will discuss it later when we think of something good."
As a result, the "Alvin Bandit Group", which has shocked the entire continent since then, was officially established today. No one present thought that this organization would develop to that point in the future...
The wheels of history are roaring and turning, and even God is powerless to stop it from rolling forward.
When Jiang Ge told everyone the exciting good news, everyone performed as expected. They all cheered enthusiastically and said that this name was really good.
Alvin couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed, and asked shyly: "Since when did I become so important?"
Everyone said in one voice: "It starts from when you just sent us the money."
Alvin: "..."
Jack: "Hahaha..."
Jiang Ge: "Kekekeke..." He didn't dare to raise his head and laugh, because otherwise, the laugh would be too loud.
Looking at Alvin standing in front of her, Janice shouted: "Master God Envoy, please tell us a few words."
Alvin looked at the familiar and gradually familiar faces below. Strangely enough, he could say anything in private, even to beautiful women.
But at this moment, facing these people and looking into their eyes, Alvin felt his throat tightening, his two muscles trembling, and he almost wanted to leave first: "Well..."
Everyone: "..."
Alvin: "This..."
Everyone: "..."
Alvin blushed: "I declare..."
Everyone is looking forward to: "..."
Alvin: "The meeting is over!"
Then the mouse scurried away.
Everyone: "..."
Tansi took the lead in applauding: "Okay, great!"
Amidst the waves of applause, Alvin drifted away.
…
Alvin came over to the two of them, and with the teasing eyes of the two, he struggled to discuss tomorrow's affairs with them.
Alvin has already told the two of them the detailed process of the negotiation.
After Jiang Ge heard this, he first praised Alvin. He was able to talk without changing his face when surrounded by powerful enemies, and to overpower the ugly crowd. What kind of wisdom and means.
Then under Alvin's beating, Jiang Ge cleared his throat solemnly: "Now that the key problems have been solved, the next step is to fix some details. I would like to ask, after we exchange people
, what to do? How to give the antidote to them again? How do we escape? Where to escape...and turn in? Should we have a plan now?"
Alvin: "I have found our hiding place for the next period. I will take you to see it later. As for how to deliver the antidote, I think it is most appropriate for me to do it, especially since I am now
You can also bring the Cockatrice to defend yourself, they can't do anything to me."
They originally thought that Alvin volunteered, but Jiang Ge and Jack would try to stop him in a hypocritical manner. Unexpectedly, the two of them nodded in agreement without even thinking about it, and agreed that this was Alvin's most correct idea so far.
Alvin: "...I feel a little regretful. If it doesn't work, let's break up and divide the luggage later."
Jiang Ge: "..."
Jack: "..."
Alvin: "Humph! Fight with me! You are still young."
…
Under Alvin's leadership, the three of them arrived at the Cockatrice's lair quietly and unnoticed.
"Wow!"
The two of them looked at the mountains of treasures and their mouths watered like waterfalls.
Alvin said proudly: "How about it, Hala Shao or Hala Shao."