When Victor appeared in front of everyone, the whole camp was boiling!
Seeing the touching scene of people crying with joy, Alvin turned his head.
He couldn't stand such a tear-jerking scene.
But even a blind person can see that everyone truly loves David from the bottom of their hearts.
Speaking of which, Alvin was still a little jealous. You know, a day ago, he was the one receiving cheers in front of others.
Alvin had no choice but to bully the cockatrice.
"Little penis, you didn't behave well just now!" Alvin said with a fierce look in his eyes and a fierce look on his face.
The Cockatrice accepted the criticism dejectedly: "..."
Alvin: "Did you know that when you faced the enemy's arrow formation just now, you should defend like this, and again like this...and like this again..."
Alvin, a master of military theory fabrication, began to teach cockatrice how to dodge arrows.
"Right? This way, you won't be hit by arrows! You have to do this in the future! Be good!" After Alvin boasted for a while, he patted the cockatrice on the head with satisfaction.
The Cockatrice fell to the ground in response. After flapping its tail twice, it stopped moving, just like a dead snake.
"Well, not bad!" Alvin was even more satisfied: "You also know how to draw inferences from one example and learn to make mistakes! Pretty good! I'll give you a chicken leg tonight... By the way, do you eat chicken? There is chicken in your name, but you don't
Would you be disgusted with eating chicken?"
"Hey... ok, just keep acting!" Alvin realized something was wrong at this time.
Because no matter how he ordered in his mind, he couldn't get a response from the cockatrice.
It's broken, something happened!
Alvin rushed over and hugged the chicken's head, only to see its two chicken eyes closed tightly.
Looking carefully, it seems that his face is a little pale, but I don't know how he saw it.
The dark green skin became dull and lackluster.
Alvin shouted loudly in his head: "Little Chicken, get up! Little Chicken, get up!"
Eye of Wisdom: "Okay, stop arguing. Fortunately, no one else can hear it, otherwise they will think there is something wrong with your body!"
Alvin: "Boss, there seems to be something wrong with my penis!"
Eye of Wisdom: "Well, don't croak the boss and the penis at the same time, otherwise others will think it's my problem."
Alvin: "...Boss, you don't even have a body now. Isn't it a bit too far to think so much now?"
Eye of Wisdom: "Hey, after you reminded me like this, I realized that now is a good time to invade this cockatrice's body!"
Alvin: "...Boss, you are a shameless person! You will definitely not..."
Eye of Wisdom: "If you say I'm a human again, I'm going to get impatient! I'm not a human! I'm a god!"
Alvin: "Yes, yes, boss, you are a god, not a human being! Please help me find out, what's wrong with my penis?"
Eyes of Wisdom: "What's so difficult about this? I can figure it out with my butt! Your little penis has been worked too hard, and it's temporarily collapsed. After all, it was hardened by its own strength just now.
After attracting so many people, do you think its power is free of charge?"
Only then did Alvin realize: "Oh, that's it! It turns out that it's collapse. I thought it was too simple. I always thought that its ability does not require physical exertion."
Eye of Wisdom: "I didn't want to tell you at first. But seeing that you are so worried, I feel soft-hearted. Let me tell you. You two are basically connected heart to heart now. Do you know what this means?"
Alvin: "What does it mean? Does it mean I have a chicken heart now?"
Eye of Wisdom: "..."
Then he said, "You! This means that you can also use that ability in the future! The petrification skill is still very useful!"
Alvin was overjoyed: "Really? Can I do it too?"
Eye of Wisdom: "Of course that is true, but only when you truly become master and pet! Not yet!"
Alvin said in disappointment: "Oh, that's it! Why do you even mention it?"
The Eye of Wisdom said angrily: "Stupid! Don't you still understand? Since you can use its abilities, it can also use your abilities!"
Alvin asked curiously: "My abilities, apart from my specialties, what abilities do I have?"
The Eye of Wisdom was speechless: "...Have you never thought that your mental power can help it recover? It is now so obviously mentally exhausted, don't you even feel it?"
Alvin suddenly realized: "So that's it. No wonder I felt a little tired just now, but I thought it was because confronting them was too exhausting."
The Eye of Wisdom simply explained it more clearly: "Because you have not signed a master pet contract, your spiritual connection is not close, but if you continue to communicate with it and communicate with each other mentally, then soon, you will be able to
Do you understand the concept of intimacy that reaches the level between real masters and pets?"
Alvin made an "ok" gesture and then remembered that the Eye of Wisdom had no eyes.
It’s so charming that a blind man can see it!
"Then what do I do?"
"In a moment, you find a place without people, take your penis, and I will teach you. Now, there are too many people here. If you cast the spell now, there will be interference."
Alvin looked at the people around him, still chattering around Victor and asking questions. Thinking about it, he could only wait for a while.
It’s just that I can’t just watch my penis lying on the ground like this!
So he closed his eyes and ran away.
Alvin squeezed through the crowd to the front row and saw Victor recounting his experiences in the past few days and asking about the current situation of the bandit group.
Alvin proudly told Victor about the huge role he played in the rescue process: "Without me, the situation would have been too dangerous!"
"That's right!"
Victor is a simple-minded man: "If Brother Alvin hadn't taken action at the critical moment, with the cunning, cunning and ruthless nature of the female magician, things wouldn't have gone so smoothly today."
Victor was indeed very grateful to Alvin.
Alvin pretended to be modest: "No matter where, I didn't do anything, it was all the joint efforts of everyone!"
Jack was amused when he heard this, and said deliberately: "Yes, there is also Dr. Mill. Without him, where would the poison be used as a bargaining chip?"
Victor listened and nodded in agreement.
Dr. Mir shook his hand shyly in the crowd: "Whatever credit I have for this old man, it is all thanks to the advice of the God Envoy. Moreover, if he had not tamed the cockatrice, I would not have been able to prepare the medicine so quickly."
Alvin thought about the scene just now when a bunch of people took out ancestral poisons to sell each other, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud, and then described it to everyone.
After everyone heard this, they laughed so hard that they almost shed tears, and some even shouted: "I laughed so much that my stomach hurt."
Everyone was enjoying themselves.
At this time, Alvin thought of those robbers who would never come back, and felt a little sad in his heart. However, he was a person with a very high emotional intelligence after all, and he did not say it out loud at the scene.
He quietly withdrew from the crowd.
Jack saw him and followed him quietly.
"What's wrong?" Jack asked.
Alvin: "Do me a favor."
"What's the deal? I don't have any money!"
"If I don't ask you to borrow money, you're just a kid!"
"That's good, just ask if you have anything to say!"
"Help me drag the cockatrice to a place where no one is around. I have something to do, and I can't do it in front of people."
"..."
Jack looked at Alvin with a horrified look on his face: "Is the taste too strong? You have just settled Victor's matter, and you feel that the problem of food and clothing has been solved. Do you want to think about...that desire? But, for a snake
It's a bit too disgusting for you to do this, right? Sure enough, rich people are all perverts. It's a male! It's still a child! Can I watch?"