Looking at the two men who were at a loss, Janice smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum.
"You men! You always have to find an excuse for all your actions. Well, if you think the word excuse is not nice, then let's use 'lofty goals' instead. How about that? In this way, you will be superior.
Alright?"
Alvin and Jack nodded at the same time, deeply convinced.
Janice looked at the two of them with disdain: "Look, when you say the same thing, you have to sound more noble. Men! In fact, they are the animals with the best dignity."
Alvin and Jack both had dark expressions on their faces.
Janice pointed at Alvin's nose: "Young Master, why did you escape with us?"
Alvin was stunned and rolled his eyes: "I want to escape from that ignorant feudal family and break away from their ruthless restraint on me. I want to live a life of freedom and happiness!"
Janice stretched out her hand to Jack expressionlessly: "Where is your knife?"
Alvin quickly surrendered: "Okay, I surrendered. The reason why I escaped was because they wanted to send me to the holy city of Hanting. I didn't want to, I wanted to live a free life."
Jack suddenly realized: "So that's it. Well, I agree with your approach. If you ask me to become a monk, I won't go. I will try my best to escape."
Janice pointed at Jack: "What about you? Why did you escape from Thacker City?"
Jack looked at Janice strangely: "My dearest beauty, didn't you know this whole thing? It was in pursuit of perfect love and a flawless lover that I escaped from that hateful place that didn't agree with us.
I do it all for you! My darling!"
Janice: "...Okay, I like what you said, but I don't agree with your shamelessness."
She spread her hands to Alvin: "Look, our wish is also very simple, which is to escape from the clutches of Lord Thacker, for the sake of our pure love... What is your expression, Jack, where is your knife!"
Alvin surrendered again: "Okay, eldest sister, and eldest brother-in-law, I'm convinced, what do you want to say?"
Janice lifted up her skirt and stepped on a dead tree with one leg like a female gangster. Her left arm was bent and propped on her leg, very imposing: "So, our original purpose is the same, which is to escape from Thacker City and find
A sky where you can breathe freely, now what?"
The eldest sister looked around: "Now, we want people, money, and monsters. What else are we dissatisfied with? Don't think about so much and have nothing. Live in the moment, and we have to enjoy ourselves in time.
, If you don’t have happiness, you have to find happiness by yourself.”
Alvin: "Okay, sister, I understand. So what?"
Janice: "Our next step is to strengthen our strength and make the Alvin Bandit Group the largest bandit group in the neighborhood! We will strive to go public as soon as possible!"
Alvin was shocked by Janice's ambitious goal: "Listing? What kind of listing?"
Janice: "Of course we will go to the big cities! When the time comes, we will have strong troops and can rob wherever we want, whether it is a big or small city or a remote country. As long as we want to rob, as long as we think we can rob, we can rob! This is how we can rob
This is our ultimate goal!”
Alvin turned to look at Jack: "Stop taking the topical medicine for the past two days. Look at how high you've made the user..."
Jack: "..."
Janice: "Are you still taking medicine? Then your performance is average?"
Jack looked around: "..."
Alvin was curious: "What are you looking for?"
Jack: "...where is my knife?"
Alvin: "..."
…
After some shouting from Janice, the Cockatrice couldn't help but finally woke up.
It opened its eyes weakly and looked at the three ruthless men around it. No, it was three Wolf Slayers.
Janice: "Look, it's awake. Hey, I looked at its eyes. Why is there nothing wrong? What if this thing isn't broken?"
The cockatrice shed tears of grief and anger.
Alvin helped: "Don't talk nonsense, it is not a toy. I told you not to use super powers, otherwise it will make you hard for a day."
"Really?" Jack's eyes lit up!
"My illness can be cured!"
Although these words were not spoken, they all died on Jack's face.
"Oh? Your idea is a bit shameless! But I like this idea!" Janice obviously liked this method and wanted to try it on the spot.
Alvin sadly and angrily took the scared chicken into his arms and quickly covered its eyes.
"It's still a child!~~"
Janice pulled up Jack's pants.
Jack lowered his head and said, "When did you pull it off for me? You are so fast!"
Janice said disdainfully: "Not yet, compared to you, it's not fast enough!"
Jack looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle so that his tears would not be seen by others.
"Cut it!" Alvin handed over the dagger considerately.
Jack looked down and said, "Your hands are fast enough!"
Janice: "... I hate it, I will ignore you."
…
Several people returned to the camp with a snake.
The young and old in the camp had calmed down from their excitement.
Although everyone didn't say anything and was busy with their own things, the kind of absent-mindedness that came from the bottom of their hearts could be seen at a glance.
Victor is polishing a large stick two meters long and twenty centimeters thick.
It can be seen that this was originally an innocent ten-year-old tree.
"Nice job!" Alvin praised sincerely.
Victor couldn't hear the unhealthy content in Alvin's words, and said honestly: "It's not bad, but I'm used to the long sword, and now it's not easy to switch to something else."
Alvin wondered: "Why not use the original long sword? How majestic is that?"
Victor patiently explained: "Because my sword was taken away by those good people!"
Alvin: "I have to admit that you have positioned yourself very accurately. Yes, we are the opposite of good people, the nemesis of all kind people - the Alvin Bandit Group! How about this opening statement?"
Victor nodded seriously: "Yes, but what is the Alvin Bandits? Aren't we called the Wisdom Eyes Cult?"
Alvin was speechless. He didn't expect that Victor was still thinking about that inexplicable wise eye teaching.
"This, this Alvin Bandit Group, is the name I gave to our organization. What about our group? It exists as a peripheral organization of the Wisdom Eyes Cult. In other words, we are the Wisdom Eyes Cult.
There’s a gun in it.”
"Oh, I understand. We are the same as the Dragonlance Knights of the Holy Spirit Religion. We are all used to kill people and set fires for the Religion!"
Although Victor's mind is simple, he is not stupid and he understood it immediately.
But that's not the point!
"I'm asking you, why do you use trees as weapons?"
Victor looked at Alvin in embarrassment. He didn't understand why such a smart person couldn't understand what he was saying.
"Because my sword was taken away by those mercenary group people."
Alvin: "Then why don't we snatch it back?"
Victor was stunned: "We can't beat them!"
Everyone looked at Alvin, wondering what he would say next...
Could it be that you want to...
Alvin said arrogantly: "So that's it! Then forget it..."
Everyone: "..."
The worries just now seemed to be unnecessary.
Alvin added: "But we can find someone to buy another one! We want to buy a better one!"
Victor patiently explained: "We don't have money now! We here want to build a giant long sword like mine. It's hard to find just iron, let alone find a skilled man.
It will cost a lot of money to make it by a master weapon craftsman!"
Alvin finally waited until Victor said these words. He roared arrogantly to the sky, and laughed when he finished.
"Money is the least of the problems now!"
If you have money, you can be so willful!
Alvin finally regained a little bit of the feeling of being a rich man.