Captain Mirmis said in a deep voice: "Don't panic, tell me slowly if you have something to do."
The spy wiped the sweat off his face and said anxiously: "I found out..."
As he was saying this, the entire tent suddenly collapsed from above.
Milvins reacted quickly: "There is an enemy attack!"
Naga was worthy of being a heavy-armored warrior. He reacted quickly and immediately protected the two of them. He could only hear the roaring sound in his ears, and heavy objects fell on him.
Fortunately, he wore that fine steel armor at all times, otherwise, he would have been smashed to pieces.
Even so, he was beaten until he vomited blood.
As soon as the rumbling sound stopped, he immediately stood up and looked around regardless of his injuries.
Mirmis and Brian stood up, only to see that their tents had been smashed down, and the spy who came to report the news had been beaten to pieces by huge rocks falling from the sky, and had already died.
The three of them looked up at the sky and saw rocks as huge as millstones falling from the sky.
Naga said angrily: "Who is attacking us with a catapult array? Isn't it too costly?"
Mirmis had extensive knowledge, his pupils shrank, and he screamed: "It's meteorite magic. Damn it, who is so cruel and wants to uproot us?"
Brian looked stern: "It's that Shipton!"
Naga said angrily: "You bastard, this woman is so cruel."
Mirmis saw meteorites falling like rain in the camp, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and hide, don't show your face. This kind of magic will pass soon."
The three of them looked for a place to hide, but the camp where they were stationed was originally flat land, and there were no buildings or other obstacles to hide in.
I saw the members of the mercenary group being smashed to pieces by huge rocks, and the scene was covered in blood.
Seeing such a tragic situation, Mirmis was heartbroken.
"That bitch has such a cruel heart and spicy hands!"
"No! Look!" Brian pointed.
Mirmis followed the direction he pointed and saw a dark circular barrier appearing in the middle of the camp, awkwardly avoiding meteorites falling from the sky.
This thing was so familiar to several people that they recognized it at a glance. Ms. Shipton must be inside.
"Strange, if it's not her, who else could it be?"
"Boss, I suddenly remembered. In Lord Leon's magic army, there is a mage who is very good at earth magic. His name is Lei Kai. He is a magician who specializes in earth magic. It should be him!"
"Damn it, are Leon's men trying to silence us? Why? How could he also kill his fiancée?"
Brian gritted his steel teeth and said: "I don't know, none of these nobles are good anyway. Maybe they are dog-eating dogs. We are just burial objects, these bastards!"
Mirmis murmured in despair as he looked at the steady stream of meteorites falling from the sky and the brothers running around like ants on the ground.
"It's over, it's over, it's all over now."
In the magic barrier, Ms. Shipton struggled to hold Ms. Garrigg, and said bitterly: "Why? Why? You have been blessed with levitation, but you are still so heavy, Julie."
Unfortunately, the young lady who had fainted could no longer hear her companion's complaints.
…
"As a newly formed team, the Alvin Bandits are vital and have strong cohesion. In the future, every member will have a bright and promising future under the leadership of the great Lord Alvin.
"
No one paid any attention to Alvin's nonsense. He spoke enthusiastically in front of a hastily built dining table. Only two or three kittens were listening. The ones who listened most carefully were those who had been learning human language, or learning human language for short.
The cockatrice is listening.
The rest, everyone ate at the table.
The wine rippled in all directions as the glasses collided, and bits of meat flew between the lips and teeth.
When Alvin saw this scene, he really wanted to recite a poem and curse them.
After thinking about it for a while, he finally said: "Leave some for me!" It echoed in people's hearts.
He pounced into the crowd, transformed into a glutton, and joined the army of food grabbers.
While drinking and drinking, Alvin looked at the sky, hey, it seems to be raining over there.
However, everyone was busy feasting, and no one paid attention to the sky.
Therefore, everyone just let go of something that should be paid attention to.
…
Two hours later, looking at the messy scene of corpses lying on the ground, Alvin burst into laughter because... he was also drunk.
When he was called up again, he found that he was lying on someone else's butt, and his feet were almost inserted into someone else's mouth.
Fortunately, I don't have a headache, but my mouth is a little dry.
"Water, I want to drink water!" Alvin shouted softly.
"Are you okay with drinking horse urine? I won't serve you!"
Huh? Who is this?
Alvin took a look, oh, it's Janice.
"Sister, I don't dare to touch you, please go and have a rest, Tansi!~~~"
"Lord God Envoy, I'm here!"
"Bring me a glass of water quickly!"
"Yes, my lord, yes, my lord."
Alvin waited for a while, but when he saw that it hadn't been delivered yet, he became furious.
"Tance!~"
"Yes, sir." Tansi was as respectful as before.
"Go get me a glass of water!"
"Yes, sir, okay, sir!"
Alvin waited for a while, but still didn't come.
"Tance! Do you want to die? The parts on your body work again, right? I can make them not work, do you believe it?"
"I believe it, sir."
"Then why don't you hurry up and get me water!" Alvin's nose was almost crooked with anger.
"Okay, sir, yes, sir."
"Go quickly!"
"Okay, sir. It's just..."
"Just what?!" Alvin was going crazy. He looked around but didn't see Tans. Where was this kid hiding?
"Sir, can you stand up first? I'm underneath you!"
"..."
Alvin suddenly jumped up. Sleeping with a man was not his style.
Looking at Tansi under him, it was okay. He just used him as a pillow and didn't do anything else extraordinary.
Otherwise, he might as well die.
Seeing Tans running away, Alvin felt guilty and thought to himself whether he should kill him so that he would not feel so guilty all the time.
"By the way, where's the penis?"
Alvin looked around, as if he had a small map in front of him, and he came to the entrance of the valley.
"So you're here! You're not eating people, right? What are you doing?" Alvin thought to himself. He was really an incompetent master. It seemed that he had never fed the chicken since he became its owner.
The Cockatrice shook its chicken head and swung the flaming red cockscombs around, which made Alvin greedy. He had loved eating chicken heads, especially cockscombs, since he was a child.
"I'm not eating people!... I'm... guarding." The Cockatrice's language skills still haven't improved. It takes a long time to think about a sentence. Fortunately, he is thinking in his heart, otherwise, he will scare others to death - quickly
Look, this snake can speak human language! How scary!
"But, Master, what's that expression on your face? Why is it so scary?"
"Haha, it's nothing. I just want to know, if your crown falls off, can it grow back?"
"Falled? Why did it fall?"
Alvin smiled, showing his white teeth.
"Eat it!"
With that said, he pounced on the cockatrice.
The little chicken turned pale with fright and scurried away with its head in its hands.
"Come on, monster! Someone here is going to eat a monster! Help!"
Alvin, who succeeded in the prank, added.
"Just scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken."
At this time, suddenly a black light pierced the sky from a distance, and a black ball of black light pierced the sky like a meteor, fell from the sky, and hit like a meteorite.
Alvin hid in a hurry.
Then he pointed at the Cockatrice and cursed: "It's just a joke, you really shake people up!"
The Cockatrice was dumbfounded.
"Master, this really came from me. It has nothing to do with me."
When Alvin saw everything in front of him clearly, a strong impulse arose.