I, Alvin Hansen, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
It’s so boring! You don’t know!
I've been in this dark space for who knows how long. I originally still had that bullshit Eye of Wisdom. Sorry, it's called the Eye of Wisdom for short. I thought it could relieve my boredom, but I didn't expect it.
Ah, I didn’t expect that this Eye of Wisdom is really amazing. Even if it doesn’t say a word or send out a single light, it’s like it’s dead.
I've been here alone for I don't know how long.
You may not have this experience. In the dark, with no one to communicate and nothing to do, people will really go crazy. Especially if there is no tool to show the flow of time and you have no concept of time, then you will feel
Time passed extremely long.
I just stayed in this maddening loneliness for too long and finally couldn't bear it anymore.
During this period, I gave the dog-eye, which is my nickname for it, which I think is very apt, short for "What the Eye of Wisdom!"
It's obscene and shameless, it's unimaginable for ordinary people, because it can't be published for you to see - you know the reason, so if there are friends who want to see it, please give me an address, and I will write to you to make you happy.
Happy. You don’t really have what you want, do you?
After I don’t know how much time passed, I
——Alvin Hansen, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
Seeing this, experienced students, especially friends with considerable literary background, should know by now that I refer to myself as Alvin Hansen. The following will be narrated by a third person. Why?
Let me explain, for the following reasons: I don’t know if you don’t have this experience - when you recall what happened in the past, you will observe it from a third perspective, which is the legendary God’s perspective, just like watching a movie
Generally, there is no way to explain this kind of thing, especially for me, a scumbag, to explain it. It is too much! Therefore, narrating the whole story from God's perspective will make you feel everything that happened to me more truly.
Let you be immersed in it, and you can't extricate yourself from it. Only in this way can I become a god, publish a book, and become famous. It won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and start my life.
Peak! I’m a little excited just thinking about it!
Okay! It's leaked. The real reason is, think about it, "I" with double quotes is only three words, and Alvin Hansen, my God, I can't even count how many words it is.
, if I were paid according to the number of words to read a book, I could name it using the full text of the Oxford Dictionary.
So I
——Alvin Hansen, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Alvin! Alvin!..."
Faintly, distant and sometimes near sounds faintly passed into Alvin's ears.
"Look, what did I say? I haven't communicated with anyone for a long time, and I'm already hearing hallucinations."
"What a shame that dog-eyes just ignore me and don't listen to me!"
"Today you are ignoring me, but tomorrow I will make you stay here! Humph!"
"Alvin! Alvin!... wake up!"
The shrill sounds are endless, no, this is not an illusion! Alvin concentrated his energy, put all his skills on his ears, and listened to the sounds of the outside world.
"Hey hey hey" an unpleasant sound sounded, and I knew it was coming from a dog without even thinking about it.
But at least it has some sound.
"Boy, distinguished Master Alvin, do you know who is crying?" Dog Eyes said with a sinister smile.
"Honorable Lord Eye of Wisdom, you big dog eyes, I don't know, tell me!" Alvin started to lick the dog eyes, bah, lick the eyes of wisdom.
"No hurry! Let's talk about your loss first!" This big-eyed guy really has the potential to be a profiteer, no! He is simply a profiteer.
"Honorable Lord Eye of Wisdom, you have the final say! As long as you can let me go back." Alvin continued to lick.
"Stupid human being, you finally woke up. It's a pity, it's a pity." The magic stick is so annoying. He can't finish everything in one go. He always makes shocking statements first, scaring others to the point where they can't stop, and then leaves them in suspense to attract people.
Take the bait.
When you encounter this, you must be careful, because what you say next will definitely make you a big fool. This is mentioned in "Secrets of Anti-Fraud" and "New Book of Du Deception".
How could Alvin, who has seen countless routines since he was a child, not know how to act next? There is no way, when hiring people, you can't turn a blind eye to "I should cooperate with the performance", the situation is stronger than the person!
So Alvin hurriedly asked: "Great God, great God, don't say half of your words but leave a tail! What's a pity?"
The Eye of Wisdom suddenly emitted a bright light, which shocked Alvin.
I saw that the entire space slowly became transparent like a dark panoramic cinema, and the surrounding black curtain slowly disappeared like ice and snow melting. And the shape of the Eye of Wisdom also became clear. There was nothing else, just a black ball of light.
The surrounding scenes were all displayed in all directions, and Alvin felt as if he was watching a panoramic movie.
Wow!
Alvin's jaw dropped.
Look around, this is still in Alvin's room.
But Alvin found that he was already lying on the bed, surrounded by several strangers.
Of course, there are also familiar ones.
Mrs. Hansen, Butler Jon, Mrs. Yasili, and a handsome middle-aged man. The middle-aged man is tall and burly, wearing a decent dress, gold-rimmed glasses, and his hair is combed meticulously. He looks like a
Very majestic and shrewd, this man was something Alvin had never seen before. However, judging from the similarity between his face and his own face lying on the bed, Alvin guessed that he should be the legendary Mr. Hansen, Joseph Hanson.
Sen.
He saw Mrs. Hansen lying on top of him, shaking himself constantly, and Alvin was a little dizzy.
Seeing yourself from another angle is really a bit of an out-of-body feeling. But this angle is a bit low and a bit strange. From this angle, where are you observing the room?
Alvin took a closer look and couldn't help but let out a sigh!
"Ah!" He finally discovered it.
On the bed, I was still holding the damn cane tightly in my hand, like lovers who would never leave each other forever. And the angle from which I looked at the outside world was clearly looking out from the gem on the top of the cane.
of.
"So we have been in this gem all along!? Beads plus sticks, there must be no good things happening. It is indeed the same routine!" Alvin suddenly realized.
"It's just..." Alvin was a little strange, "Since they can lay themselves down on the bed, why can't they take out the cane in their hands? After all, it is very inconvenient to carry an adult with that thing.
.”
"Hmph, it's not that they don't want to, it's that they can't." The Eye of Wisdom began to speak. It didn't explain much, but suddenly asked: "Do you know why I want you to see this?"
It didn't wait for Alvin to say it didn't know, and then said to itself: "I want you to know the consequences of disobeying."
Alvin looked at the scene outside and saw that Mrs. Hansen was still there nervously trying to wake up her son's body. Others were not very nervous. It didn't matter that the servants and housekeepers didn't seem nervous. After all, their relationship with Alvin was
It was not as close as a blood relationship, but Alvin keenly discovered that Mr. Hansen was not very nervous, and he was more comforting Mrs. Hansen.
Alvin unexpectedly discovered that in this gem space, information from the outside world could be clearly received by him, and the five senses were so sharp that they were even more powerful than the functions of the five senses in the body. Is this the power of the soul? Alvin thought so. Room
He could see and hear everything that happened inside, and his perspective even exceeded the scope of the gem. He could even see Hubby looking anxiously at himself on the bed, scratching his butt with his hands, and Butler Jon
The palms of his hands are already sweating, which is contrary to his usual calm state. And Mrs. Yasili, oh oh, her figure is really incredible! The waves are really rough, and the waves are crashing on the shore. But, Mrs. Yasili
Why are his eyes always vague and erratic, scanning Mr. Hansen from time to time, but once they come into contact with Mr. Hansen’s eyes, they immediately move away. No, there is adultery! Alvin’s blood of gossip has already
Start burning.
Hey, why do you still have time to take care of this at this time?
Alvin cursed himself secretly, and looked at Mr. Hansen again, only to see him leaning close to Mrs. Hansen's ear and saying in an inaudible voice: "Scarlett, dear, please stay calm. I think maybe we will do it again."
This is about to happen again. We should..."
Mrs. Hansen looked up at her husband, her eyes full of complicated emotions, but she knew her husband was right, so she nodded imperceptibly.
Mr. Hansen straightened up and said calmly: "I have sent someone to ask for Master Merlin."
Mrs. Hansen nodded, agreeing with her husband's handling method, and said a little embarrassedly: "But the high priest is also very busy, and we always disturb him like this..."
Mrs. Hanson hesitated to speak.
Mr. Hansen took his wife's hand, pressed it, and whispered in Mrs. Hansen's ear: "Don't worry, I will handle it. After all, our relationship with the Holy See is inseparable, and I don't think they can
I hope something happens to our family, which would not be a good thing for them."
Alvin pricked up his ears and listened to all the conversations clearly. Hey, it seems that the Hanson family is still very powerful.
Just when Alvin wanted to continue listening, he suddenly felt an oppressive feeling. It felt so uncomfortable, as if a huge oppressive breath was rushing toward him.
At first he thought it was the big dog eye of the Eye of Wisdom, but he immediately realized something was wrong, because he noticed that this terrifying aura was coming from outside and getting closer.
"Master Eye of Wisdom, Master Eye of Wisdom..."
Alvin suddenly noticed that the Eye of Wisdom floating around him suddenly shrank to the size of a fist.
"Shh, don't make a sound!" Eyes of Wisdom's voice was filled with nervousness, great nervousness.
A huge figure suddenly broke into Alvin's room, knocking the servants at the door staggering. However, when they saw the figure clearly, they all immediately knelt down, fearing that their gaze would offend the god's waiter.
The great figure of the Holy See - High Priest Merlin appears.