Chapter 216 The New Crisis (1) People Enter the Scorpion's Mouth
Wow!
A big pouring pot... a big pouring... a big pouring...
A basin of water poured over Alvin's face.
He woke up with a start!
"Humph! Stupid human being, open your eyes and see who I am! As the saying goes, reincarnation is easy in heaven, who will be spared by the Demon Lord!"
Alvin shook his head coolly and shook off the water on his face. Only then did he realize that when he was being carried, he was carefully tied up with ropes and placed casually on the ground. Not only that, he also found that he was
He had no strength left, he couldn't even breathe, let alone use his divine power.
"Tsk, tsk, what kind of water is this?"
"Humph, this is my foot-washing water!"
"Well, not bad, not bad, it tastes great."
It's a pity, it would be nice if this sentence could be said in a fast way.
Only then did Alvin see clearly that the person in front of him was actually a scorpion woman.
However, at this time, the Scorpion Girl's eyes were already dark.
Obviously, this is a demon. In addition, she called herself my mother just now, which shows that this is a monster girl!
Alvin's eyes sparkled.
"Come on, Your Lady Queen, I will not give in. Use all your whips to hit me hard! Use all your vicious methods to ravage me! I will not say the word "happy"! No,
I won’t say a word of pain!”
The scorpion woman frowned: "Please be more serious! Our book is a serious book."
Alvin said sarcastically: "Yes, I always thought this was the Romance of the Three Kingdoms! I want to watch Liu Bei!"
The scorpion girl took out the leather whip from her waist and handed it to the person on the side: "Go, dip it in some cold water for me."
Alvin got angry when he heard this: "Don't scare me, I'm not scared. What do I need these clothes for? If you want to whip me, I will never use clothes to protect me, but can I make a request?"
"
A thin figure on the side took the whip, turned around and left.
The scorpion woman asked curiously: "What do you want?"
Alvin yelled: "Can you put a gag and a hood on me? I'm afraid I'll scream!"
The scorpion girl shook her head: "Human, you are so depraved. Do you think I don't know anything? This queen has lived in this world for more than a thousand years. I have never seen any nasty things about humans! Let me tell you.
…”
Someone next to me couldn't help coughing.
When Alvin heard this sound, he turned his head stiffly as if struck by thunder.
Miss Garrig, who was also tied up, said hello sheepishly, "Hi."
Alvin also smiled awkwardly, but this smile was comparable to:
Laughing like crying.
How embarrassing! If I had known that there was someone else next to me, I would never have been so open-minded just now.
However, he admired the rope-tying skills of the Garrigians.
The scorpion girl laughed maliciously: "Man! You are so hypocritical. You have to pretend to be serious in front of the woman you like."
Alvin blushed and was heartbroken: "You're talking nonsense..."
Miss Garrigg was overjoyed: "Nonsense, how could he like me..."
Scorpion Girl: "This Queen has been playing games in the human world for thousands of years. If she can't even see this, she might as well give up. From the first glance, you two are still in the ambiguous stage of trying each other out. It seems that
I haven’t started yet. I’m telling you, if you don’t take the initiative now, you’ll have to deal with things in the future. However, you have no chance. Boy, I want to eat you, beautiful lady, I want to raise you and be my slave!”
Alvin was shocked: "You are too cruel. Not only do you want to get my people, you also want to eat them all. You are simply not a human being!"
The scorpion girl laughed loudly and said: "Haha, that's right, I am not a lowly human to begin with. This queen is Hu Kaili, the five-star general of the demon clan! If I hadn't lost my body on the battlefield of gods and demons, I would have become a
The king’s woman!”
Alvin had a headache: "What you said is ambiguous! Do you want to be the king, or do you want to be the king's woman? Besides, aren't you a demon? Why are you an adult again!"
The scorpion woman's pretty face turned red: "Sorry, I have been walking in the world for too long, and there are some grammatical errors. I'm really sorry, I will eat you right away!"
Alvin said sincerely: "It's okay. If you make a mistake, just correct it. Once you correct it, make it again. If you make it, correct it again. Isn't that enough? There's no need to eat people, right?"
Hu Kaili smiled and said: "Originally, I didn't expect you to be quite funny. If it had been anyone else, I would have spared your life..."
Alvin quickly expressed his position: "Your Majesty Queen, yes, I am quite fun. Really, everyone who has played with me agrees, so just treat me like a fart and let it go?"
Hu Kaili covered her mouth and smiled: "Huhuhu, you are so funny, but there is no way, because..."
She suddenly had a cold look on her pretty face: "...I can smell the smell of the hateful gods on you! So, I have to eat you, at worst, I will eat you last... so that you have a pink memory? How about it?
, this is my biggest concession!"
Alvin thought for a while and nodded: "Okay!"
The Eye of Wisdom cursed secretly: "Can you have some moral integrity?"
Alvin cursed in his mind: "You can do it! You can do it! Don't you see what's going on now?"
The Eye of Wisdom is silent.
At this time, the thin figure came back and silently handed the whip to Hu Kaili.
Alvin immediately recognized that this was the mysterious girl in the scorpion cave.
She looks... not bad, but her neutral short hair makes her look a bit like a thin little boy. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a figure, so she needs to take some good supplements.
Since this girl appears here, then...
At this time, Alvin took the time to look around. Yes, this is the scorpion cave, the same recipe, the same taste.
Unfortunately, this time, I brought my body with me.
"It doesn't matter if you eat me. I've read a lot of stories about cannibalism in Journey to the West, but I never thought that one day I would become Tang Monk. It's a pity that I don't have a good apprentice who always bothers me when I have a style problem.
, No, you came to save me. But, you have to tell me, how are my friends?"
Hu Kaili swung the whip and hit it in the air with a loud bang. In the cave, coupled with the echo effect, the sound was deafening.
Alvin nodded in admiration: "Okay, now I have half the skill of my opponent, Uncle Zhang!"
Hu Kaili was curious: "Who is Uncle Zhang?"
Alvin: "He was a neighbor in my hometown. He whipped himself with a big whip all the time and made a lot of noise! Then one day, he slapped himself on the face and his face was disfigured. Then he stopped whipping himself."
Alvin talked perfunctorily about Kelly Hu, but secretly asked the Eye of Wisdom: "God Eye! Stop hiding, do you know this vixen? Listen to her bragging, she seems to be very famous."
Eye of Wisdom: "I have never heard of her name. She may be a junior! However, the five-star generals of the demon clan are usually held by their most vicious, cunning, and shameless bastard demon generals.
, generally speaking, her status is only lower than that of the Demon King. If this witch is not deceiving, then her strength cannot be underestimated."
Alvin: "She didn't lie, I believe her!"
Eye of Wisdom: "Hey, when did you become so trusting with her?"
Alvin: "From the time she said she was going to eat it, when have you ever seen a human lie to a meat bun?"
Eye of Wisdom: "You are right, I want to ask you, if you are eaten bit by bit, can you still be resurrected?"
Alvin had a headache: "Your question is quite tricky! It is said that it can be restored after being cut into large pieces, but it has never been tried if it is chewed into pieces."
Eye of Wisdom: "Congratulations!"
Alvin: "Where does joy come from?"
Eye of Wisdom: "You're about to know the answer to this question."
As soon as Alvin looked up, he saw Kelly Hu suddenly shaking on the spot.
Do I need to shake it before eating?
Or something unexpected happened to her and she is going to die?
Unfortunately, in Alvin's disappointed eyes,
Kelly Hu suddenly became two.
It was as if the centaur had suddenly become a man and a horse.
The same goes for Hu Kaili. As her body twisted, a woman with curvy curves walked up to Alvin, and what was there was a huge scorpion, crawling there quietly, like a delicate scorpion.
It looks like armor, motionless.
Kelly Hu twisted her waist and walked up to Alvin. Her voice was hoarse but full of charm and she said:
"Come on, baby, I'm going to eat you."
Alvin burst into tears.
If the scene were changed and another woman said this,
He will never back down, he will show them how tough a man is!