Chapter 226: It's a big loss, this is Lao Tzu's first kiss
"All right!"
Alvin finally made up his mind.
Leave Hu Kaili, the demon clan, a life.
The superficial reason is that she is too low and almost wants to be her pet. She is really a little afraid that Alvin, who will recommend herself to the pillow mat one day, will have no choice but to use this kind of witch.
The deep reason is: this plot is too slow!
The author himself dislikes him a little.
So, when the three guys reached a series of py transactions, they successfully decided on the distribution method of one, three, five, two, four, and six, and Sunday.
Have fun.
Alvin is a serious person.
So... Alvin woke up.
As soon as I opened my eyes, what caught my eye was the care of the chicken and snake monster.
Look around again.
"This scorpion meat is fragrant!"
"Yes! The firewood here is good, and the things that are roasted are fragrant."
"Leave some for me!"
"Some are you, why are you snatching me?"
...
Alvin finally understood why the chicken and snake monster was guarding him.
Everyone else is fucking eating barbecue!
No one hurts!
It’s better to be a chicken and snake monster, but it’s your biological pet.
"Ah? Master, why are you awake?"
Hum? The chicken and snake monster's reaction is wrong!
"Are you unhappy when I woke up?"
"But they said, if you can't wake up, I can eat you first! After all, you are my master!"
The chicken and snake monster is young and will not lie.
Alvin: "...Your method of commemorating your master is strange. Do the monsters in your village do this?"
The chicken and snake monster shook his head regretfully: "What a pity, the owner looks delicious."
Alvin really wanted to beat the chicken and snake monster, but unfortunately, after having this idea, the monster's instinct eighth sense made it ascend to heaven immediately.
Alvin stood up staggeringly.
My head is still a little dizzy.
It seems that it is still very painful to be forcibly entered by someone. The pain reaches the soul!
“Because we are a family…”
"A family that is in love..."
The thieves were so excited that they couldn't relieve themselves while drinking and eating meat. They even started singing.
Alvin smelled it and his saliva flowed down. The scorpion meat smelled really good!
And this wine, hey, Alvin suddenly felt like he was stumbled under his feet and stepped on something.
I looked down and saw, oh, fortunately, it was someone.
Well...it's Tans.
Alvin couldn't help but use another force.
Damn, this kid drinks a lot!
This is the daytime, I am drunk!
What's wrong with these people? Are you planning to stop living?
Are you not afraid of the monster coming again, or are you not afraid of Lord Reyon sending someone to chase him?
Alvin looked at the people singing and dancing around the bonfire, and he really wanted to wake them up with a pee.
He looked around and saw Victor. The guy was holding the scorpion claws and dipped the snow-white tender flesh on it in honey.
Alvin sneaked carefully behind Victor, and a fish jumped into the air, turning into a palm, and slapped it down fiercely!
"Bang!"
"Oh, who is sneak attacking me!?"
Victor hugged his head and scolded him angrily.
Alvin is not willing to be outdone: "It's me who attacks you!"
Only then did everyone discover Alvin.
Victor smiled awkwardly and said, "Hey, you're awake, come and eat meat!"
Alvin pointed at these guys with a trembling finger: "You guys! I treat you as my best brothers, but you don't care about me! You are drinking, eating meat, and singing songs here. Your hearts are so big! Aren't you afraid of attracting monsters?"
Victor smiled with his mouth wide open: "So you are worried about this! Haha, this is not a problem now!"
"Yes, that's right!"
"It's true, there's no need to worry now!"
The robbers said verbally: "Now with two sisters, Ah Qi and others, we don't need to worry about safety issues at all. Now there are eighty Blyshan mercenaries like that, and we are not afraid!"
Alvin said disdainfully: "What's wrong? Have you eaten Viagra? The bragging people dare not brag like this!"
Victor laughed loudly, then picked up Alvin and threw it into the air.
Alvin was shocked: "You are trying to rebel! Don't do this, wouldn't it be better for me to give the position directly to you?"
Alvin Fei was in mid-air and was surprised to find that outside the camp was a sea of black crows.
This sea is composed of countless magic scorpions.
Alvin understood instantly.
Then he was hugged by a princess Victor and hugged him in his arms.
The two looked at each other.
Victor said happily: "Did you see it? We no longer have to worry about security issues. In the future, in this dark forest, we have the final say! We are worth worrying unless Lord Leon denied his life and transferred his 100,000 troops to encircle us. Otherwise, we have nothing to be afraid of."
Alvin smiled shyly: "Then you let me go first!"
Only then did Victor realize that the posture was too ambiguous and quickly let go.
"Bang!"
Alvin hit his butt, followed by his head and feet.
"Ah! You definitely did it on purpose, I'll kill you!"
So everyone looked at Alvin, who was covering his butt, chasing Laifu all over the ground. No, it was chasing Victor.
Everyone took the opportunity to grab meat and wine to eat.
What a group of people with integrity!
"Ah!" a female voice cried.
Alvin didn't catch up with Victor, there was no way, that guy had long legs and long legs.
But he accidentally bumped into someone's arms.
A wisp of fragrant wind caresses the face and refreshes the heart.
Tentacles are even more indescribable.
"It's you!"
"You're awake?"
The owner of the voice was surprised.
It's Garrig.
Alvin was very embarrassed, especially when he saw Miss Garrieg's face refusing and greeting him, he seemed embarrassed and actually was happy that his legs were not even closed.
"You put your legs down first, it's not good for others to see this way." Alvin advised Miss Garriage, who reluctantly put down his legs that were sandwiched behind Alvin's waist reluctantly.
"Miss Garrig..."
A slender and fair finger blocked Alvin's lips.
"Shhh, call me Julie."
Miss Garriage's face turned red.
Alvin coughed, "Julie, come down first."
I don't know when her legs went up again.
"Oh, hate, this is not what I want to do, it is my body! I don't know what's going on! After they rescued me from the hole that day, I seemed to be sick. But fortunately, I haven't done it to anyone else..."
Miss Garrieg's words left Alvin speechless.
He looked around and said, "You guys will disperse first."
The robbers who were watching the show left with dry coughing, obviously with an unsatisfied expression.
"By the way, where is Ms. Shipton? And Ah Qi's sister?"
Seeing that he was the only one who was alone with Miss Garrig, Alvin wanted to break the topic.
"They went out to find some herbs, saying they wanted to help my sister recover their strength. Why did you ask others when you wake up? You didn't ask me how it was?"
Miss Garrieg pouted and lowered her hair to vent her dissatisfaction.
Alvin was so angry that he saw it. What kind of fire, you know.
"What's wrong with this girl? She used to be a lady from a wealthy family!" Alvin was puzzled.
"That... master, the person who is possessed by me will have some places that will change due to my influence, such as being more open-minded."
Hu Kaili explained embarrassedly.
"Then you can't be so open! You're so kind of woman!"
Alvin said dissatisfiedly: "But I like it, you can attach her body to you if you have nothing to do..."
Hu Kaili was overjoyed.
But Alvin was wary: "It seems that it is too dangerous to not let Hu Kaili get into someone else's body in the future!"
The Eye of Wisdom commented: "Hmph, the vulgar demon clan!"
Hu Kaili fought back: "Hmph, the gods are not good things. Don't think I don't know that your leader once turned into an animal and went out to do whatever he wanted!"
"...You are shameless!" Eye of wisdom
"You are evil!" Hu Kaili.
Ignoring the two guys in my mind, Alvin asked in detail what happened after he fainted.
It turned out that after Alvin fainted, Aqi controlled all the scorpions, while her sister regained her consciousness, and everyone also relieved the crisis. Under the leadership of the scorpion, she went to the scorpion cave to rescue Miss Garyg.
"What about me?" Alvin asked.
Miss Garriage whispered: "I have given you artificial respiration for a long time, but you are still not awake. What's interesting is..."
Alvin wondered: "What's interesting?"
Well? It seems that something has been ignored.
Miss Garrig said: "Jack once opened your eyelids, and we found out..."
Alvin: "What did you discover?"
Miss Garriage held back her smile and said, "We found that your eyes have turned black, white, black and white, white, white, white, white, and white, and very interesting."
Alvin: "…"
Miss Garrig: "Later, your eyes were white and black, and they shone with light at the same time. They said, "You fainted many times and you would wake up safely, so they asked me to look at you. Just now, when I saw something dirty on your face, I went to get some water and wanted to wipe it for you."
What Miss Garriage didn't say was that she took the initiative to ask for care of Alvin, and that she didn't want to help Alvin wash her face just now, but wanted to help him take a shower.
Unfortunately, Alvin was in a three-person battle at the time, so he didn't know what was happening outside.
"So that's the case, thank you." Alvin was very moved when he heard this and thanked Miss Garrieg, but he didn't know that he was the one who suffered a loss. But he always felt that something amazing had been ignored by him.
"No! Artificial respiration?!"
Alvin only realized the point at this time, and Miss Garrieg had already run away.
"Damn it, I'm losing a lot. This is my first kiss!"
Alvin murmured as he looked at Miss Garrieg's graceful back as he walked away.