The warm sun has missed its promise, and there is a cold sun in the sky today.
I think it must be in a bad mood.
I hate it, it doesn't clear up and makes me feel bad.
It fought against the warm quilt for a long time... Finally, it was beaten to death by me. I carefully tested it, and sure enough! It was cold. Haha, come on, give it a song "Cool and Cool"!
A person must be affectionate and righteous. Although it always pesters me and wastes a lot of my precious time, after all, it is it that gives me warmth in those shy nights, and sometimes makes me sweat profusely. One sentence
After all, if you sleep for a long time, you will always have feelings.
In short, I want to collect its body. Hmm? Collect its body? Clean it up? It turns out to be the same voice, the same dream...meaning.
I rolled up the quilt hastily. When I thought about it again, it turned out to be careless. Why should I collect its body? Suddenly I thought of an important thing. I have a magical ability: at night, I can make the originally dead quilt resurrect.
Come back to life, become warm and not wet again. But this ability also has a drawback, it will give the quilt that has been resurrected from the dead an ability called "swallowing". And this ability will make me swallowed by the quilt, unable to
It wasn't until I killed the quilt again that I could get rid of its super power. This scene happened repeatedly for countless days and nights. We were so entangled in each other that we could not stop, we were separated from each other, tossing and turning.
Thinking of this, I wiped off a cold sweat. It’s so dangerous! Life is so dangerous! Time is precious, so why not fold the quilt! I have to sleep at night anyway!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but think about why human beings are always doing repetitive things, and time is wasted like this. I have to take off clothes when I put them on, and spend money after I earn it. If it weren't for the delicious food, I wouldn't want to eat.
Well, after eating it, I still need to... It's easy to fall into an endless cycle - if you eat enoki mushrooms.
Furthermore, when I think about eating, I...I'm hungry. I look down at my abdominal muscles, which are as big as those of others. They are as honest and honest as a rogue rabbit's face, and I can only hear it making a shy sound of "Gulu".
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Haha! Brother, don’t worry. Following my brother, there will definitely be... I drew my sword and looked around, feeling confused, there is no food in my mother’s house? Is a home without food still called a home? Isn’t it called a hotel? Here
, I want to scold the unscrupulous luxury resort villa hotel for 198 a night, which does not include breakfast. One day, I will eat it until it goes bankrupt - if it dares to provide free breakfast. But then I want to come back, right?
Is it because there are so many people who have the same idea as me that they dare not provide free breakfast? Well, that must be the case. Thinking of this, I want to scold you again for spending 198 yuan to stay for one night.
A shameless scum who wants to bankrupt his conscience by overeating breakfast.
Thinking of this, I suddenly had an idea. In the future, I must write a diary to expose and disclose those shameless scum. In this diary, I must write the truth, write what is in my heart, and truly reflect the world.
This diary, um... it's decided, the name will be "Scum"! Despicable!
Haha! I am indeed a talent! No! I have to face myself. He who knows others is wise, and he who knows himself is wise. I am a person with self-awareness. People like Kong Ming, Zhuge Liang, and Sima Yi have unified the world and unified the six countries.
Such people are talented people with great achievements. But I, regret to say, am just a genius.
I am really sorry to live my whole life relying only on the talents I was born with, never being able to learn from the strengths and strengths of others, being poor and out of place, unable to show off my parents, shine on my family, unable to protect my wife and children, and embrace everyone.
In the vast universe, I feel sorry for Ping An Life Insurance.
Thinking of this, I felt sad, and used cold hands to soothe my empty and lonely abdominal muscles...well, my belly. I can't waste any more time, can't daydream about getting rich overnight, and can't always have pie in the sky.
If you want to get something for nothing, if you want to win five million, you should at least buy a lottery ticket first. I want to be down-to-earth, step by step, with hard work and sweat, with my own hands... I'll be happy for a while first... No! I use my own hands.
Hands, make yourself happy, make your lover happy! Make everyone you love happy! Look at your hands, oh, why are there so much dust in the nails, and they have grown longer, take a nail clipper and cut them
Bar……
After half a day, thinking about it, I turned on my phone and listened to a cross talk while I was cutting my nails. I was so happy that I turned on my computer unconsciously, played two games of Landlords, played the legendary private server, listened to songs, and looked for
In order to find new and old movies, I looked at moyu websites, and I worried about a bunch of people who make millions a month, and I searched to see if there are any real scammers who pay a lot of money to get a child, and I searched to see if there are any Internet celebrities with faces.
After the "door" was leaked, I saw someone posting on the Internet asking about relationship issues, and the replies below were all about persuading divorce and separation. I absorbed a lot of negative energy from the Internet, and I felt that my whole person was alive. I just wanted to have a good relationship.
It’s great to spend the rest of your life surfing the Internet. This is procrastination, right? It’s so delicious!
When I was satisfied, exhausted, my legs were weak, and the toilet paper in my hand had lost some weight, I felt peaceful and looked around calmly. I entered a magical spiritual realm, and interacted with the ancient sages.
We are connected. At this time, please call me a sage.
Saints have no desires and desires, and I have no desires and desires in this world now. I turned off the computer, turned off the light, and fell into darkness. I felt that I suddenly had infinite power and was no longer afraid of anything in the world, even ghosts.
.At this time, even if a blond, blue-eyed... no, a female face with long hair covering her face appears next to me, I will sneer and yell: "Look at your image, don't cover your face, show your face! And! Here!
Get out of here! What were you doing when I needed you just now?!"
But at this time, I suddenly felt a trance, and the quilt on the bed seemed to move! Humph! It stinks and is shameless! I know that you are also complaining about your wife for a long time, and you are hungry and thirsty. Don't worry, I will let you get wild.
, take advantage of me!
I twisted my body and jumped, like a flying ape crossing a stream. I threw off my flip-flops in mid-air. My hand had already penetrated into the gap in the quilt. I pulled and pulled it, and skillfully spread out the quilt that was as neat as a bride and as neat as a bean curd in a flash of lightning.
Between the flint and stone, I glanced quickly and instantly found the flaw in the quilt's move. My body squeezed into the almost invisible gap between the quilt and the bed like a dragon. Amid the sound of "嘤咛", I let out a comfortable sound.
I gasped for breath. Suddenly my eyes went dark, I had taken off my glasses, and without realizing it, I was restrained by the quilt. I recognized this trick as the unique trick of the Yuhan Sect, "Sleeping with a Big Quilt". This trick requires thousands of silk threads.
Thousands of strands, continuous and airtight, will make the victim confused and lose his five senses. If the skill is profound, it will even cause the victim to fall into a long-term coma. It is extremely vicious and vicious, causing many people in the world to
Famous people are frightened by the news, and they are indeed the best in evil martial arts.
Although I have profound skills, I am just an ordinary handsome man after all. I was about to fall into a dark and sweet dream. Suddenly, the quilt on my body suddenly wrapped me tightly like an octopus! Hey! I was really frightened.
I have been thinking wildly every day, but I never thought that one day it would come true! Is this quilt really alive? It seems that it is just one day away! The quilt is like a giant worm that keeps squirming, and it holds me all in its mouth.
The darkness submerged me like a wave. I gradually lost consciousness. What is this!
I don’t know how long it has been...
The bright sunshine shone on my face. The smell of green grass was all around me. I gradually woke up, but my body was not awake yet. I waited helplessly for them.
Finally, I felt that my body could move. I raised my head with difficulty and looked at my body. Well, it was good. It was quite white. It would be better if I had some clothes! I looked around calmly. It was no longer as familiar as mine.
It was my home, but on a piece of grass. I couldn't help but push myself up. Fortunately, there were some messy clothes next to me. It seemed that I was just suffering from naked sleep syndrome. Of course, it was also possible that I drank too much, and this possibility was very likely.
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I turned my head and wanted to observe the scenery here, but suddenly I froze.
I saw two farmers looking at me indifferently, as if I was very good-looking. I looked at them in panic, and found that there was a normal look in their eyes, as if seeing a naked beautiful boy was just an ordinary thing.
But the appearance and clothing of these two farmers made me feel like I was in a foreign land. I looked around quickly, looking at my eight-pack abs and the golden hair floating in the corner of my eyes, and I screamed: "Where is this place?"
?!What is wrong with me?!"
The conversation between two farmers came into my ears, which made my heart even colder! It was a language I had never heard before, but I understood it inexplicably.
"What's wrong, Master Hansen?"
"Hey! Haven't you noticed? Someone has traveled through time again!"