"It can't be saved, it can't be saved! You still don't know what kind of temper Xiaobei is?"
Jin Feng waved his hand straight: "You are also a bitch. You can just tease Da Zhuang, but you dare to provoke Xiao Bei. Aren't you looking for death by hanging yourself?"
Monkeys used to like to joke and tease people, but recently they have gone too far.
He was tired from traveling recently, but the night before yesterday he teased Da Zhuang, saying that the scouts had discovered wild boars, and encouraged Da Zhuang to take people to hunt wild boars.
In order to save time, everyone basically ate dry food while traveling. Although there was meat, it was all dried meat, which was difficult to digest even if it was stuffed into the teeth.
Jin Feng has lost weight recently.
Da Zhuang wanted to improve Jin Feng's food, so he led his men into the mountains to hunt wild boars.
But after wandering around for most of the night, the entire mountain was searched, and only three hares were caught, and not even a shadow of a wild boar was seen.
After returning to camp, I realized that I had been fooled when I saw the monkey rolling on the ground laughing.
In his previous life, Jin Feng had a junior high school classmate who was like this. He lied for no reason other than to tease people.
Later, no one believed what he said, and he lost even a single friend.
Seeing that no one at school believed him, he called his parents and lied to them, saying there was a fire at home, which caused his father to leave work and rush home.
That was the first time Jin Feng saw someone being hung from the basket and beaten, and he left a deep impression on him.
It wasn’t until I went to college that I learned that this is a mental illness. If no intervention is taken, the person’s jokes will become bigger and bigger.
So Jin Feng scolded the monkey severely that night and made him stand in the cold wind for half the night.
I thought he could calm down for a few days, but then he did it again and came to tease Tang Xiaobei...
Tang Xiaobei is a grudge-bearing person, so it would be strange if he didn't skin the monkey this time.
Jin Feng wished that someone could take care of this living monkey. It was already interesting enough if he didn't add fuel to the fire. How could he speak for him?
"You're so mean-mouthed! It's not good to offend anyone, but this aunt!"
The monkey also regretted it at this time and slapped himself on the face: "Now you are dead!"
"You just said you met Kita Chihiro, weren't you lying?"
Jin Feng suddenly asked: "If this is the case, you are really dead."
"No, no!" Monkey quickly shook his head: "Although I like to joke, I am not a fool. If I lie about military information, I will not be beaten to death by you, sir!"
"I guess you still have some sense in your mind!" Jin Feng said angrily.
Just as he was about to speak again, he saw Tang Xiaobei walking into the camp supporting the lame Bei Qianxun.
Behind him was a little girl of five or six years old.
The monkey rolled his eyes in a circle, said hello to Jin Feng, and trotted away.
"Let's see if Xiaobei can control this living monkey. If he can't, we have to replace him."
Jin Feng looked at the monkey's back and sighed helplessly.
Monkeys are his most useful scouts, but their habit of playing tricks on people is really terrible.
Jin Feng needs to rely on the intelligence of the scouts to judge the situation and make decisions.
As his influence grows, every important decision Jin Feng makes now has huge implications.
Sometimes it even involves the outcome of a battle.
The monkey is the scout in charge. If one day he is like that junior high school classmate and cannot control himself, then the joke will be big.
"Ms. sir, come and help me!"
When Jin Feng heard Tang Xiaobei's shout, he came to his senses and hurried forward to greet him.
At this time, Bei Qianxun no longer had the arrogance and sassiness he had when they parted last time. He was walking with a limp with half an arrow stuck in one of his legs, and almost his whole body was pressed against Tang Xiaobei's body.
Her hair was also messy and she looked quite embarrassed.
Jin Feng subconsciously wanted to help Tang Xiaobei, but he stretched out his hand and then retracted it.
Instead of helping him, he took two steps back and signaled the two female escorts to come forward and help.
Tang Xiaobei glared at Jin Feng fiercely, with an expression as if he hated iron.
Jin Feng knew that she wanted him to win people's hearts, so helping her personally would show more sincerity.
But he really didn't dare.
Qin'er stepped on him at the Big Snake Slope, causing him to doubt his life.
Men and women are not close to each other, and Bei Qianxun's personality is even weirder than Qin'er's. If she felt that he was taking advantage of her by helping her, how unfair would it be to slap herself to death with a backhand palm?
It was a temporary break at this time and no tents were set up.
Fortunately, although Monkey liked to tell lies, he was quite considerate in his work. He guessed that Kitakihiro might need to treat his wounds, and after leaving, he set up a simple tent with others.
Seeing Tang Xiaobei coming, he quickly nodded and bowed to greet him: "Madam, the tent is set up, and the military doctor is waiting for you inside."
After saying that, he handed over a small package in a flattering manner: "I see that Aqiu and Miss Qianxun are about the same height and weight, so I went to borrow a set of clothes from her."
Tang Xiaobei took the package, glared at the monkey, and led Bei Qianxun into the tent.
The arrow in Kita Chihiro's leg was too close to a major blood vessel, and the military doctor worked for more than an hour before taking out the arrow.
Although Jin Feng was anxious, he could only wait at the door.
After the wound was treated and I changed my clothes, it was almost dark.
When Tang Xiaobei helped Bei Qianxun out, her face was frighteningly pale, apparently due to excessive blood loss.
His attitude was no longer as cynical as the last time we met. He looked up at Jin Feng and said weakly: "I owe you another life! I'm sorry for delaying your schedule."
"Sister Qianxun, what you say is too foreign," Tang Xiaobei followed up: "Don't say you have saved me before, even if you haven't, it is fate to meet again thousands of miles away!"
After Tang Xiaobei said this, Jin Feng could only suppress his impatience and shook his head with a smile: "Miss Qianxun's words are serious."
"Mr. Jin, don't you want me to protect you?" Bei Qianxun looked up at Jin Feng and said word by word: "If you do something for me, if you do it, I can protect you for a year!"
"What's up?"
Before Jin Feng could answer, Tang Xiaobei asked first.
"Help me kill a bunch of bandits!" Kita Qianxun replied.
"Sister Qianxun, with your skills, are there any bandits that you can't kill?" Tang Xiaobei asked.
She has seen Kita Chihiro's skills, whether it is group fighting or assassination, he is very good at it.
"The terrain of this bandit's den is too steep. The cliffs are almost straight up and down. I can't climb up. If I fight hard..."
After Chihiro Kita said this, she lowered her head and looked at her legs.
Although they didn't say it, Tang Xiaobei and Jin Feng already understood.
"I heard that Mr. Jin is very good at suppressing bandits. As long as you help me destroy this group of bandits, I promise to let you drive me for one year!"
Kita Qianxun asked: "What do you think, sir?"
"Ms. sir..." Tang Xiaobei winked at Jin Feng crazily.
Monkey, Da Zhuang and others who were hiding aside to eavesdrop also looked at Jin Feng, waiting for his decision.
For Jin Feng who owns a hot air balloon, it doesn't matter how steep the terrain is.
Just throw a few grenades at random and the bandits guarding the intersection can be blown away.
Just when everyone thought Jin Feng would agree, they saw him shaking his head.