Chapter 567 Old Kong I am so smart, I will be deceived by you, Li Yunlong?
"Speak more clearly." Kong Jie said angrily: "What do you mean by telling the truth?"
"If you have anything to say, just say it." Li Yunlong said: "Don't you understand Lao Ding's temper? You can be gentle to him and he can still listen to you."
If we really make it difficult for him to step down, we will be the only ones unable to step down in the end."
"What do you mean?" Kong Jie asked.
Li Yunlong said: "The two of us will put together a battalion, no, a company's equipment, and give it to Ding Wei."
"A company?" Kong Jie said, "Isn't that a little too little?"
"It's quite a lot." Li Yunlong waved his hands and said, "We are all so hungry that we are going to lose our pants. It is already good to be able to squeeze out these equipments.
If you really take out a battalion's equipment, believe it or not, we are just like meat buns beating dogs. If you give it to us, we won't get it back, and Lao Ding won't give us much."
"Why?" Kong Jie asked puzzledly: "Didn't you say before that if you give us more, Lao Ding will give us a little more."
"I just figured it out." Li Yunlong said solemnly: "If you really give me too much, it doesn't directly mean that we don't lack these things.
Is there no difficulty in the regiment? Otherwise, you can still squeeze out these equipments. Even if you tell this matter, others will not believe it."
Li Yunlong waved his hands as he spoke: "We can't do such stupid things. The fact that Lao Ding took the initiative to ask us for something reminded me.
He doesn’t know our difficulties. The more equipment we have, the more comfortable we will be. When the time comes, Lao Ding will return a company’s worth of equipment to us, and we won’t even have a place to cry.”
"No way..." Kong Jie doubted: "Will Old Ding believe it?"
"Don't care whether he believes it or not, even if this kid pretends to be stupid for us, what can you do?" Li Yunlong said, "We can't take this risk, otherwise we will only be embarrassed."
"How will we know if we don't try?" Kong Jie asked.
Li Yunlong said directly: "I want to test your own things with your own things. Now the remaining equipment in the regiment is my favorite, and I can't bear to part with it."
"Let me think about it again." Kong Jie hesitated.
"Just think about it, either we can work together to get a company's equipment, or I can send a platoon myself, and if your kid is really a rich man, I can send him a battalion."
Li Yunlong pointed at Kong Jie and said: "You Kong Erlang, it's just such a small thing. What do you have in mind? If it works, come here. If it doesn't work, come here. I won't wait for you."
"Why are you so anxious? I've already been thinking about it," Kong Jie said.
Seeing that Li Yunlong opened his mouth and wanted to curse, Kong Jie said quickly: "Okay, okay, just do as you say. The two of us will work together to gather a company's equipment. I'm really afraid of you."
Can you please stop changing things over and over again? Can we be sure this time?"
"Hahaha, it's confirmed, it's confirmed, I won't change it again, it's settled!" Li Yunlong laughed.
"No, Li Yunlong." Kong Jie looked at Li Yunlong suspiciously and said, "Isn't your kid holding back something bad?"
"What harm can I hold back?" Li Yunlong was puzzled.
"You kid, do you want to trick me into giving less, and then secretly prepare a big one for Old Ding so that you can eat alone?" Kong Jie wondered.
"You think too much, am I such a person?" Li Yunlong said.
Kong Jie said: "It's really possible. Apart from Lao Ding, you are the one with the most clever ideas and many clever ideas. I am a big old man, but I can't compare to your clever ideas."
"You idiot, why are you so arrogant?" Li Yunlong was also anxious and said: "I didn't think about this, you can do it if you want it, and if you don't want it, you can do it.
You kid, do you think I want to pull you? I don’t have a wife, so I’m taking you because I want to wait for Ding Wei to give it to me again, so I can give you some equipment along the way."
Li Yunlong glared at Kong Jie and said: "Do you fucking want it or not? Don't be like a bitch. Just nod if you agree and stop talking nonsense.
If you keep talking nonsense, I won’t take you with me anymore and I’ll let you play with yourself.”
Seeing that Li Yunlong was really angry, Kong Jie believed for a moment and said: "Then we will do as you say."
Li Yunlong's expression changed and he smiled and said: "Yes, that's right. Rich brothers can make money together."
In fact, Li Yunlong thought very simply, two people together are better than one person.
Li Yunlong was really reluctant to take out a company's equipment at once.
To put it bluntly, if Ding Wei takes the equipment and starts pretending to be stupid, he will suffer a big loss.
Not to mention that Ding Wei has a strong army now and looks down on this half-star equipment. What if...
There are three reasons for bringing Kong Jie together.
Secondly, even if Ding Wei pretends to be stupid, the loss of a company's equipment will not be too great.
First, even if you lose money, you both lose money together.
If you divide it up, each person will only lose one or two platoons at most, which is nothing compared to the loss of a battalion due to the enemy's trick before.
What is this called? Even if we lose money, we have to bring someone to support us so that we can die more comfortably.
Secondly, two people working together to form a company can highlight the misery of their lives.
Compared to Ding Wei's strength, one person is really a bit small, not even a hair on his legs.
After all, the two regiment commanders together can only send one company's equipment, and they have to work together. Tell me what kind of hard life the brothers have to live.
Even if the two of them start to have a rough time, Ding Wei will definitely believe it even more given this premise.
Li Yunlong had already thought of the words in his mind.
"Lao Kong, why don't we go back and get ready?" Li Yunlong said, "When it's time for dinner, you bring your equipment and come to my place, and we'll go find Ding Wei together."
"Today?" Kong Jie said in surprise: "This is too fast. Are we a little too anxious?"
"What do you know? This is called a quick decision." Li Yunlong said: "We found out today that Lao Ding is getting married, and we went to prepare gifts in the evening. Doesn't this show that we care about this matter?
In the entire northwest of Shanxi, who doesn’t know that in the iron triangle of northwest Shanxi, how can we still be one step behind others?”
"No." Kong Jie shook his head: "Then I will go back and prepare."
"Wait a minute, there is one more thing that we need to discuss in advance." Li Yunlong said.
"What else can happen?" Kong Jie asked; "Didn't we already agree that the two of us will put together a company's equipment and give it to Lao Ding tonight?"
"Hey, that's what I'm talking about." Li Yunlong nodded and said, "We are brothers, but we must also settle accounts clearly."
"What's the account?" Kong Jie was confused.
Li Yunlong said sternly: "Is your kid really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? If Old Ding really returns to us, he will definitely not give less.
How will we divide the equipment at that time? If you lose money, this is not appropriate."
"That's the truth." Kong Jie nodded dazedly.
"So the question is, who should take the big part of this company's equipment and who should take the small part?" Li Yunlong asked.
"Ah?" Kong Jie was stunned.
"Whoever takes more will get more when Lao Ding rebels." Li Yunlong said: "Whoever takes less will get less. This is appropriate."
"Appropriate." Kong Jie nodded subconsciously.
"Let's do this, brother, I'll give you a chance to make a fortune, let you take the big share, and I'll make up the numbers." Li Yunlong counted on his fingers.
"There are three platoons in a company, how about you take two platoons, and I take the equipment of one platoon, brother, I can give you face."
After saying that, Li Yunlong stopped talking and looked straight at Kong Jie, waiting for his answer.
Kong Jie just wanted to agree, but when he saw the faint smirk in Li Yunlong's eyes, he vaguely felt that something was wrong.
Li Yunlong, that brat, probably didn't hold back anything good.
Who doesn't know him? If a goose plucks its feathers, it will take two shots to get a date or not. Now, such an opportunity to make a fortune is right in front of you.
Will Li Yunlong give up so easily?
It is estimated that he is worried about losing money, so he would rather make a little less than lose too much.
This kid still wants to plot against me?
Do you really think I can’t understand?
Although I am called Kong Erlangzi, I am not a fool, I am smart.
pity.
Kong Jie's idea was right, but he had to do it in reverse.
Even if Li Yunlong arrives, Kong Jie will definitely think like this, so he deliberately eats the small head.
Because he knew very well that when Kong Jie heard these words, he would definitely have doubts in his heart. Even if he didn't have to say it himself, Kong Jie would choose to keep his head small for stability.
as expected.
Kong Jie fell into the trap.
"Lao Li, how can you be so kind-hearted?" Kong Jie asked.
"Of course, I'm very happy. Although it's not as good as Lao Ding's generosity and wealth, it has its advantages and I will never forget you." Li Yunlong nodded hurriedly.
"Why don't I believe it?" Kong Jie said: "It's better to do this. Anyway, my loss was not as big as yours that time.
Why don't you just come and get the big head, and you can get more equipment when the time comes, and I'll just follow you and eat some meat scraps. I don't expect to make any big money."
If you treat me like this, I will join your army. Unexpectedly, Lao Li, I just won't be fooled. You want me to charge forward. I'm just dreaming.
I just want to be more stable this time and never get too complacent. The loss will only be the loss of one platoon, and my heartache will be gone.
Lose two platoons and most of the company will be left blind.
There is not much inventory in the regiment now. If you take away a gun, there will be one less gun in the hands of the soldiers.
This is also the reason why Li Yunlong and Kong Jie are entangled.
The bottom line is poverty.
Kong Jie looked at Li Yunlong happily, waiting for his next words.
Little did he know that Kong Jie had been fooled and missed an opportunity to make a fortune.
"Old Kong, brothers are in trouble." Li Yunlong complained deliberately: "Aren't you making things difficult for me?"
"I'm crying too, but didn't you say you could make a fortune? I regard you as a brother and I will never rob you of this opportunity to make a fortune." Kong Jie said sternly.
"Think about it, at the end of this time, it is very likely that you will make a profit. This loss will be nothing at that time, right?"
Kong Jie began to try to persuade Li Yunlong.
But Li Yunlong didn't need convincing at all. He was sure that Kong Jie would bite the hook, and now he was trying to manipulate Kong Jie to make him believe in his dilemma even more.
Li Yunlong thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Okay, I'll do as you said, but we have agreed and we can't go back on it."
"I will never regret it!" Kong Jie promised.
"Then let's do this for now and wait until we meet in the evening." Li Yunlong said.
Kong Jie nodded, and the two of them headed towards their base.
New group.
As soon as Li Yunlong returned to the regiment headquarters, he immediately shouted: "Old Zhao, Old Zhao, come out quickly, come out quickly!"
"Lao Li, what the hell are you howling?" Zhao Gang walked out of the house, rubbing his eyes.
As soon as he finished handling the affairs in the group, Zhao Gang was taking a nap when he was woken up by Li Yunlong's loud voice.
"Old Zhao, guess who I saw." Li Yunlong said.
"Who did you see?" Zhao Gang wondered: "Didn't you go to the 28th Brigade, how could you still see the kid?"
"Old Ding, Old Ding is back!" Li Yunlong said excitedly.
"Old Ding?" Zhao Gang's eyes lit up. He knew that Li Yunlong had been going to the 28th Brigade just to squat with Ding Wei.
Zhao Gang also laughed at Li Yunlong and said that maybe Ding Wei was unwilling to come forward just to avoid you. Unexpectedly, Li Yunlong actually got caught.
"Lao Ding is not only back this time, but he is also driving a truck!" Li Yunlong said excitedly: "I guess the brigade commander must have given him some reward.
This guy is hiding it and doesn't want us to know about it. I feel that there must be a lot of good stuff in there, maybe it's the equipment given by the brigade commander."
At this moment, Li Yunlong still didn't believe that the car contained gold.
"Do you still have any ideas about the equipment?" Zhao Gang said with a smile: "Even if you do, it was given to Lao Ding by the brigade commander, and it has nothing to do with you."
"You can't say it like that. There is a saying that everyone who sees it has a share." Li Yunlong grinned.
"Why should I give it to you?" Zhao Gang said with a smile: "You are the one who sees me, so Old Ding has to pay attention to you."
"This time, I can't help but ignore him." Li Yunlong said with a smile.
"Why not?" Zhao Gang asked, "Speak more clearly, don't act like you're taking a shit, just pull it out little by little."
Under Li Yunlong's influence, Zhao Gang no longer looked as formal as before.
"Old Ding is getting married!" Li Yunlong laughed: "At the end of this month, Lao Ding and I will get married together!"
"Really?" Zhao Gang smiled and said, "Then I really want to congratulate you."
"But, what does this have to do with you getting rich?" Zhao Gang asked.
"I'm not allowed to give gifts to Old Ding when he gets married." Li Yunlong said with a smile: "I've given all the gifts, so Old Ding can't do anything against me when I get married?"
"Li Yunlong, Li Yunlong, are you plotting this little thing by running to Lao Ding's place with your kid every day?" Zhao Gang suddenly realized.
"We are not poor in our group, so this is not considered a conspiracy. It is just a stepping stone to take the opportunity to ask for help from Lao Ding." Li Yunlong said helplessly.
"Then how much are you prepared to give?" Zhao Gang asked.
Li Yunlong said: "No more, no less, a company's equipment."
"A company?" Zhao Gang said, "Isn't this a bit too much? Our regiment doesn't have any extra guns. If you want a gun, we have to take it from the soldiers."
"It's not much, we just need the equipment of two platoons." Li Yunlong grinned: "I also dragged Kong Jie into the water. He sent out one platoon, and we sent out two platoons to form a company."
With that said, Li Yunlong recounted what happened just now.
"You kid, you are really good at scheming. If Lao Kong knew about it, he would definitely scold you for being evil-minded." Zhao Gang looked at Li Yunlong and said helplessly.
"Who makes that kid Lao Kong have no courage?" Li Yunlong said: "I gave him the opportunity, but he didn't use it. It's too late to regret it."
After a pause, Li Yunlong said again: "Okay, Lao Zhao, let's stop talking nonsense now and hurry up and collect the equipment. Lao Kong will come to me after gathering it. We have to rush to deliver it to Ding Wei tonight!"
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"So anxious?" Zhao Gang was speechless.
Li Yunlong smiled and said: "This is called quick rejection. If after two days, Kong Jie has second thoughts, wouldn't we expose the secret?