"Having sex after drinking..." Zheng Dan was at a loss for words for a moment. Why didn't this guy act according to common sense? Other men wouldn't act as gentlemanly as possible in this situation, for fear of being incompetent.
It was abrupt, but it turned out that this guy was afraid that others would not know that he was lustful.
However, she reacted quickly, with a smile on her face: "A gentleman like the teacher is naturally different from ordinary men, not to mention that he saved my life. How could I miss the teacher that way?"
The words made her feel a little nauseous. Looking at this guy from side to side, he looked like he was not a gentleman in any way.
"Oh, it turns out that I have such a great and upright side, and I didn't even know it." Zu An touched his cheek, obviously very impressed by her words.
"I'd like to toast the teacher, thank you for saving my life." Zheng Dan raised his glass with a gentle smile in his eyes.
Zu An looked at the wine glass in front of him and couldn't help but hesitate. According to his sister-in-law, the Sang family and the Chu family naturally didn't deal with each other. The Zheng family was the in-laws of the Sang family, and they were obviously on the same side as the Sang family.
Then Zheng Dan's purpose of coming to him is worth pondering. Although he is a bit narcissistic, he is not narcissistic to the point of stupidity.
"Isn't your wine poisoned?" Because he was assassinated several times after coming to this world, he became extra cautious and simply asked directly. After all, Zu An's character was like this, and he was not afraid of being abrupt.
Zheng Dan pursed his lips and smiled: "Teacher, you are joking. You are a teacher in the college and my savior. How could I poison you? If you are still worried, I will take a sip first."
After saying that, he picked up his cup and took a sip to show that it was no longer poisonous, before returning it to him.
Looking at the faint lip prints on the wine glass, Zu An's eyes narrowed. This girl was giving various hints intentionally or unintentionally. This was the rhythm of a beauty trap.
But what is her purpose? Does she want to get some information about Chu Mansion from me? Or maybe because I am Chu Chuyan’s husband, she wants to gain a sense of superiority over Chu Chuyan from me?
After thinking for a long time, he finally came to the conclusion that I must be too handsome and handsome, and she must be greedy for my body. Well, that must be the case.
Zu An raised his wine glass with a smile: "Miss Zheng is joking, how could I suspect you of poisoning? Come on, come on, drink and drink."
Zheng Dan rolled his eyes, thinking that he didn't know who said that just now. This guy's shamelessness is really amazing.
Zu An started to eat after seeing what dishes she had put in. But as soon as he took the food, his eyes widened and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Miss Zheng's cooking is really amazing. I have never eaten anything so delicious."
thing."
Not to mention this world, even in the previous world, he had never tasted such good food. Although the food in the previous world was rich and colorful, he, a keyboard warrior, could not eat anything good.
Zheng Dan couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Teacher, you are too humble. How can my skills be compared to Miss Chu's?"
Even though he knew that she was deliberately trying to quietly drive a wedge between the two of them, Zu An still snorted angrily: "Her? How can she cook?"
Don't say you can't do it, even if you can, you can't do it for me. Every time she looks at me, she looks like a passerby, and I don't know why she married me.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so Zu An picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.
Seeing him like this, the corners of Zheng Dan's lips raised slightly. She didn't mind giving Chu Chuyan some more eye drops. Huh, isn't it just because she is the eldest lady of the Duke's Palace? Otherwise, why would she always suppress me?
"With Miss Zheng's skills, whoever marries you in the future will be really lucky." Zu An sighed sincerely.
Zheng Dan pursed his lips and smiled: "If the teacher likes it, I will cook it for you every day from now on."
Zu An was stunned. This hint was becoming more and more obvious. This woman was simply a top master at playing with ambiguity, and she could always make men's minds wander.
"It's impossible to cook it for a lifetime. I'm afraid General Sang will be jealous in the future." Zu An replied.
Zheng Dan hummed: "It will be inconvenient to get married in the future. Then the teacher will be able to visit our home often. With the teacher's knowledge, Sang Qian will surely become good friends with the teacher."
Zu An secretly exclaimed, this woman has been teasing her with various hints from beginning to end, but she has not gone out of her way at all. This time she deliberately mentioned the Sang family's marriage contract, making her look more like a gentle and good family, which will only arouse the men's attention.
desire to conquer.
Zheng Dan also knew that it was time to stop, and did not want to continue to struggle with this topic, so he hurriedly said: "By the way, teacher, there is one question that I have not quite understood about the questions you and Teacher Yang had bet on before. Can you explain it to me?"
"Telling you a question?" Zu An suddenly looked very strange. A lonely, beautiful student came to the teacher's house to ask for advice and make up lessons. It looked a bit like those short movies he watched in his previous life.
"I know it's a bit rude, but I usually like arithmetic. If I don't understand a problem, I will keep thinking about it, so I can only trouble the teacher." Zheng Dan opened his beautiful big eyes, and his expression could not have been more innocent.
No matter how innocent you are, you can be as weak as you want.
Do you like arithmetic? I'm embarrassed to point you out.
Zu An was complaining, but on the surface he still asked quite kindly: "Which question do you not understand?"
"That's the problem with the red eyes and the blue eyes. Why did the tourist say that the five red eyes will commit suicide after the fifth day?" Zheng Dan asked.
Zu An explained: "You can use an inductive method to try this kind of question day by day. If there is only one red eye, the red eye will confirm that it is the only red eye to commit suicide on the first night. This is very simple.
If it is the case of 2 red eyes + 98 blue eyes,
first day:
Red eye perspective: 1 red eye + 98 blue eyes, confirmed 1 red eye, but not sure whether I have red eyes;
Blue eyes perspective: 2 red eyes + 97 blue eyes. Confirmed 2 red eyes, but not sure whether I have red eyes;
Result: No one committed suicide on the first night.
The next day: everyone knew that there was more than one red eye in the crowd,
Red eye perspective: 1 red eye + 98 blue eyes, confirmed that there are only 2 red eyes in the crowd, and I have red eyes;
Blue eye perspective: 2 red eyes + 97 blue eyes, not sure whether you have red eyes;
Result: Two red-eyed people committed suicide on the second night.
If there are 3 red eyes + 97 blue eyes,
first day:
Red eye perspective: 2 red eyes + 97 blue eyes, 2 red eyes were confirmed, but I don’t know if I have red eyes;
Blue eye perspective: 3 red eyes + 96 blue eyes, 3 red eyes were confirmed, but I don’t know if I have red eyes;
Result: No one committed suicide on the first night
Day 2: Everyone knows there is more than one red eye in the crowd
Red eye perspective: 2 red eyes + 97 blue eyes, 2 red eyes were confirmed, but I don’t know if I have red eyes;
Blue eye perspective: 3 red eyes + 96 blue eyes, 3 red eyes were confirmed, but I don’t know if I have red eyes;
Result: No one committed suicide on the second night
Day 3: Everyone knows that there are more than 2 red eyes in the crowd;
Red eyes perspective: 2 red eyes + 97 blue eyes, confirmed 2 red eyes, and found out that I have red eyes;
Blue eye perspective: 3 red eyes + 96 blue eyes, 3 red eyes were confirmed, but I don’t know if I have red eyes;
Result: Three red eyes committed suicide on the third night
…
The same principle applies after that, when there are 5 red eyes, on the fifth night all 5 of them will know that they have red eyes and they will commit suicide together."
"That's it!" Zheng Dan suddenly realized, "I thought it was very difficult at first, but after the teacher explained it like this, it seems to have become very easy. Teacher, you are great."
"Thank you, thank you~" Zu An cupped his hand. Even though the other party's rainbow fart was a bit fake, it was quite useful for such a beautiful woman to talk to you with such a wonderful tone.
This question opened up the topic, and the atmosphere between the two became more and more harmonious. When Zheng Dan poured wine for Zu An, he accidentally dropped his chopsticks to the ground with a flick of his wrist.
"Oh~" Zheng Dan exclaimed and hurriedly bent down to pick it up.
Zu An was going to help pick things up, so she had to take back her hand. Just as she was about to say something, her eyes suddenly widened. Because she bent down to pick things up, her neckline expanded slightly, revealing a piece of snow-white and dazzling delicate skin.
You can see a charming ravine about a mile away.
And because she was turning sideways, the dress slipped slightly from her shoulders, revealing a small half of her crystal-like jade shoulders, which seemed to exude a dazzling halo.
"This woman must have done it on purpose!" Zu An swallowed hard and wanted to use his beauty against me. Don't you know that I am famous for my beauty that cannot be removed?
Zheng Dan picked up the chopsticks and his face was slightly red. Although the skill of beauty trap is self-taught for any woman, it was still a bit embarrassing to use it against a man for the first time.
The two chatted for a while, and then Zheng Dan stood up and left.
Zu An didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd for a while, so he stood up hurriedly: "I'll give it to you."
"Thank you, teacher." Zheng Dan nodded slightly, then flicked her wrist in her sleeves, and the corner of her skirt automatically fell directly to Zu An's feet without any wind, and then she walked forward.
Tear~
There was a clear sound of tearing cloth, and Zheng Dan let out an ouch and fell to the ground. Her skirt was torn in half, revealing a pair of white and tender legs. She just fell to the ground,
She looked like she was covering her exposed skin in a panic, but with such long legs, how could she cover them with just one pair of hands?
But just like this, she is more and more charming, and any man can't help but feel pity for her when he sees her.
Zu An blinked. Did this woman think that I didn't see that she took the initiative to push the hem of her skirt under my feet? Looking at the white thighs in front of her, I have to say that although I don't know what she had in mind,