Chapter 1,252: The little general who blocks the door
On May 18th, Miss Cheng came out of the cabinet.
The sky was clear, the sun was shining brightly, and God was so kind. The Cheng family got up and down and got busy before dawn. Lanterns and colors were put up everywhere, and happy words were plastered everywhere, as if even the air was filled with a festive flavor.
Cheng Xiran was also picked up from her bed by the styling team early in the morning. She took a shower, washed her hair, put on makeup, and styled her hair. It took only a few hours to do it right. Cheng Xiran dozed off frequently and was very sleepy.
After having breakfast at home, the relatives also came to the Cheng family one after another, waiting to see Cheng Xiran off and waiting to see the groom come to pick him up. As soon as the relatives arrived, the Cheng family became more lively, with more than ten children alone.
Today, the children were assigned an important task, which was to block the door. A group of brothers and sisters-in-law were too embarrassed to make trouble with Chu Shang, so they sent their own children to play. The children took the assignment very seriously and discussed it early.
How to make things difficult for the groom's official and prevent him from marrying off the bride so easily?
The adults didn't know what the children had prepared, and they didn't tell the children when they asked. This only made the adults look forward to it even more, wanting to see how these carrots, big and small, would make things difficult for the groom.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Chu Shang arrived at Cheng's house with his best man Xu Mingcheng, three other groomsmen gathered from the laboratory, and a wedding group composed of friends from other laboratories.
However, he was stopped directly outside the Cheng family's carved door with two large happy characters on it.
A group of relatives were waiting inside the gate to watch the fun, and the door-blocking game began. At the first level, Dabao and Jiao Jiao, who had come back from the United States, acted as the door-blockers. Everyone looked at Chu Shang and asked for blessings.
These are two of the children's IQ leaders, and Chu Shang has a headache.
"Let's come up with a question." Chu Shang knew that he couldn't get close to the two little guys today, so he simply got straight to the point and broke down the door early to see his bride.
Jiao Jiao and Dabao looked at each other, and then Dabao told the difficult problem he and his sister had prepared for Chu Shang. It was a profound physics question. How profound was it? Anyway, 90% of the adults present were convinced.
People didn't even understand the question.
An Zhisu was one of those who didn't understand. She quietly asked Ye Lancheng: "What does ckbodyradiation mean?"
"3K cosmic black body radiation." Ye Lancheng translated for his young wife.
An Zhisu sighed and secretly remembered a knowledge point so that he could use it to show off next time when he talks to his elder brother.
Over there, Xia Jingze was also asking Song Jiaren: "What is ckbodyradiation?"
"I am a liberal arts major, thank you." Song Jiaren rolled her eyes at her husband. She majored in law, not physics.
Xia Jingze began to sympathize with Chu Shang. This was probably the first groom in history whose half-grown children stopped him from getting married and was forced to solve physics problems on the spot.
It feels like it can be trending!
The questions asked by Jiao Jiao and Dabao are impossible for ordinary people to calculate, but they may not be difficult for Chu Shang. However, it is not that easy for Chu Shang to calculate the answers, at least not verbally. He needs paper and pen.
"Find a way by yourself." Dabao said that paper and pen would not be provided.
So Chu Shang looked at Xu Mingcheng.
Xu Mingcheng spread his hands with a look of gloating: "I'm not here to sign a contract and bring pen and paper."
The other groomsmen and the friends behind them also expressed that they did not bring them.
Chu Shang felt that they all did it on purpose. They were all undercover agents. Fortunately, he was smart enough and took out a bunch of red envelopes from his pocket. These red envelopes were all prepared for calling the door, but he did not expect that it was Dabao and Dabao who blocked the door.
Jiaojiao, I had no use for the red envelope, so I simply tore it all apart and used it as calculation paper. Then I used the money in the red envelope to buy an eyeliner from the lady at the gate, and started calculating on the spot.
Xu Mingcheng praised him: "66666...this operation is OK."
The friends were also shocked and secretly remembered this experience, maybe they can use it when they get married in the future.
That's right, they're just here to learn from experience, what? They're here to help, that doesn't exist. It's good that the single guy didn't come with a 40-meter sword.
Chu Shang was so serious about solving the problem that onlookers had already made a short video of him in his groom's clothes and lying on the door of the bride's house solving the problem and posted it on WeChat, and it went viral as expected.
Fifteen minutes later, Chu Shang finally figured out the answer to the question and quickly showed it to Dabao and Jiao Jiao for checking. Jiao Jiao spread his hands and said, "Okay, your answer is correct, please come in."
Dabao opened the door for Chu Shang. Chu Shang breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that he would be able to receive the bride smoothly, but when he entered the villa, he was stopped outside again.
This time the door-stoppers are Su Lin and Xiao En. Xiao En also came back specially with his parents to attend the wedding. He is the eldest brother among the children. He is dressed in a decent little suit and looks like an aristocratic gentleman. Together with Su Lin from Zhilan Yushu beside him,
Lin has become a beautiful landscape, and the photographer can't help but want to take more shots of them.
"Uncle Chu, we won't make it difficult for you. There is a loudspeaker here. You just need to say "Cheng Xiran I love you" ten times in the languages of ten countries so that Aunt Xiran can hear it, and we will let you in." The look on Su Lin's face
He had the same elegance as Su Ye.
The corners of Chu Shang's lips twitched fiercely. This wasn't an embarrassment. How could he speak the languages of ten countries? It would be better to ask him to solve a Mathematical Olympiad problem.
Chu Shang looked at his groomsmen again, trying to awaken their consciences.
Xu Mingcheng’s “kind suggestion”: “Grenada, Malta, Maldives, Nevis, San Marino, Monaco, Vatican, Colombia, Angola, Madagascar, that’s enough for ten, right?”
Chu Shang couldn't bear it anymore: "Get out!"
This is definitely an undercover agent sent by the enemy. These are all small, messy countries. Do you dare to pick a few world powers for him?
Xu Mingcheng rolled away quickly and joined the bride's group of relatives and friends. Anyway, he could get knowledge wherever he stood.
Chu Shang gritted his teeth in anger, seeing that there was no chance of a wedding reception group, so he had to discuss with Su Lin and Xiao En: "I can't speak the languages of so many countries, why don't you also give me test questions? Astronomy, geography, physics and chemistry
Come wherever you want."
Xiao En: "No need to talk."
Su Lin: "Haha."
Chu Shang almost cried, this was too difficult.
The group of relatives and friends burst into laughter. Each of these children became more and more difficult than the other. They almost made the groom cry in the second step. If this progress continues, I don’t know if I can take the bride out even after dark.
In the end, it was Xu Mingcheng who stepped forward to help. He had no choice but to do it. He had seen enough excitement and had to carry out the task assigned by his mother to help Chu Shang get a wife. If he really stood by and watched, his mother would kill him if he turned around.
Xu Mingcheng didn't have that many languages from ten countries. Fortunately, there are all kinds of software on mobile phones now. He downloaded a language translation software on the spot and asked Chu Shang to follow the pronunciation in the software. Chu Shang learned it for half an hour.
I said "I love you" in ten languages, and I broke into a sweat.
Then Cheng Xiran heard Chu Shang's confession in his room, saying "Cheng Xiran I love you" in ten different languages. The sound was transmitted through the loudspeaker, not only Cheng Xiran could hear it, but also the neighbors within half a mile.
Thinking of Chu Shang sweating profusely when he was being made trouble by a group of children downstairs, Cheng Xiran's lips involuntarily raised two wide arcs towards his cheeks.