Chapter 1985: Jiang Yunji, I want to give you a monkey
Chapter 1985: Jiang Yunji, I want to give you a monkey
For lunch, Tang Qin showed off his cooking skills and made enough portions of four dishes and one soup. Zhang Lun enjoyed the meal the most. He kept praising Tang Qin for being virtuous, and then envied Jiang Yunji for his good fortune. He must have gotten such a good wife because of the smoke coming out of his ancestral grave.
His wife, if he can marry such a virtuous wife in his life, he will die without regrets.
But Jiang Lie was not interested in eating, because he wanted to eat shrimps since last night, but he couldn't eat them until noon today. It wasn't until Zhang Lun said he would take him to catch shrimps in the afternoon that the little guy became happy.
"Can you still catch shrimps here?" Tang Qin asked.
"Yes, there is a river nearby. We often go there to bathe and fish in the summer," Zhang Lun said.
Tang Qin became interested: "Then I'll go and have a look too."
Zhang Lun nodded: "Okay." Then asked Jiang Yunji: "What about you, are you going?"
Jiang Yunji was not interested, but he was afraid that Zhang Lun would take his wife and children to heaven, so he could only follow him and watch.
"go."
When she heard that Jiang Yunji was also going, the happiest person was not Jiang Lie, but Tang Qin. Her eyes narrowed with joy.
After eating, we took a nap, and when the sun outside was no longer so harsh, the four of us drove out.
The river Zhang Lun mentioned is still some distance away from the troops, but it is within the garrison area of the troops. They usually come here on a run, so this distance is nothing to them.
When they arrived at the place, Zhang Lun and Jiang Yunji dragged the tools out of the trunk, while Tang Qin and Jiang Lie had already run to the river.
The river is murmuring, and the moist breeze blows on my face. It is so refreshing, and the air is also very good.
"Ah..." Tang Qin made trumpet shapes with his hands and shouted towards the river, and there was an immediate echo.
"Ah..." Jiang Lie followed suit and shouted too.
Tang Qin: "Ah..."
Jiang Lie: "Ah..."
Mother and son were having a great time making noises to see whose voice was louder and whose echo was louder.
Zhang Lun smiled and said: "How come your wife is like a child?"
Jiang Yunji glanced at him sideways: "Do you think you are big?"
"Are you asking about age or which part of the body?" Zhang Lun asked back.
Jiang Yunji: "Get lost."
Zhang Lun laughed loudly: "I think whether it's age or anything else, I'm older than you."
Jiang Yunji directly showed his fist: "Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?"
Zhang Lun took the fishing net and ran away.
"Okay, okay, stop shouting, you will scare away the fish and shrimp later."
Only then did the mother and son end their boring childish game.
Jiang Lie asked enthusiastically: "Uncle Zhang, how do you catch these shrimps?"
"Have you seen this? This is called a shrimp pot. It was made by you, Uncle Zhang, and I, specifically for catching shrimps. Today, Uncle Zhang will show you my skills and let you see how good I am at catching shrimps. I will definitely let you eat one tonight.
Enough." Zhang Lun boasted.
"Uncle Zhang is so awesome." Jiang Lie let out a wave of rainbow farts.
Tang Qin said: "Then you take Xiaolie to catch shrimps, and Yunji and I will go fishing."
Zhang Lun made an OK gesture and said thoughtfully: "You go over there, otherwise Xiaolie's noisy fish will be scared away."
Tang Qin wanted to be sensible and planned to add a chicken drumstick to Zhang Lun in the evening.
Jiang Yunji was dragged by Tang Qin to go fishing and turned a bend in the river. In fact, it was not that far away from Zhang Lun and the others, but because there was a mountain in the middle, it formed a natural barrier.
Wonderful.
Tang Qin approached Jiang Yunji and said, "Honey, can you fish?"
Jiang Yunji: "Yes."
"Honey, you are so awesome." Tang Qin also blew a rainbow fart.
Jiang Yunji twitched the corner of her mouth, and for those who didn't know, she really thought that she and Jiang Lie were mother and son, even the rainbow farts they blew were exactly the same.
After hanging the bait and swinging the fishing rod, Jiang Yunji sat on the horse and the old monk fell into meditation.
Tang Qin squatted on the edge and looked at the water with her chin in her hands, not as quiet as she was.
Jiang Yunji glanced at her from time to time, but found that she was motionless, and couldn't help but ask: "What are you looking at?"
"Look at this handsome guy." Tang Qin pointed to Jiang Yunji's reflection on the water: "Look, my husband is particularly handsome."
Jiang Yunji:......
He shouldn't have asked her too much.
Jiang Yunji shut his mouth.
But Tang Qin became active again, making loud noises.
"Husband, have you ever taken a shower here?"
"Husband, is the fish here delicious?"
"Husband, why haven't the fish come up yet?"
"husband……"
"husband……"
Jiang Yunji: "Shut up, don't talk."
Tang Qin: "Do you want to kiss me?"
Jiang Yunji:??
"Stop talking and kiss me." Tang Qin said.
Jiang Yunji wanted to seal her mouth with tape.
"You scared away the fish." Jiang Yunji said.
"Impossible." Tang Qin said, "My voice is not loud."
"If this isn't called big, how can it be called big?" Jiang Yunji said.
"Like this." Tang Qin looked up to the sky and shouted: "Jiang Yunji, I like you."
Jiang Yunji, I like you.
Jiang Yunji, I like you.
Jiang Yunji, I like you.
Tang Qin's voice echoed over and over again in the empty mountain, echoing this unexpected confession.
Jiang Yunji's ears turned a little red, and he reprimanded with some embarrassment: "Why do you dare to say anything?"
"What is there that I dare not say? I have something more dare to say." Tang Qin said and shouted again: "Jiang Yunji, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."
Jiang Yunji, I want to give birth to a monkey for you.
Jiang Yunji, I want to give birth to a monkey for you.
Jiang Yunji, I want to give birth to a monkey for you.
"Mom, I don't want a monkey, I want a sister."
Mom, I don’t want a monkey, I want a sister.
Mom, I don’t want a monkey, I want a sister.
Jiang Lie's voice responded to Tang Qin over and over again, accompanied by Zhang Lun's laughter.
He was so happy, this mother and son are so funny.
Jiang Yunji was still a little blushing, but after hearing Jiang Lie's voice and Zhang Lun's laughter, his face turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.
"Hehe, hubby, do you want us to have a younger brother or younger sister in our next child?" Tang Qin asked cheerfully.
Give birth to your sister.
Jiang Yunji just wanted to curse.
"Please be quiet." Jiang Yunji held his forehead, saying that if he continued to make a fuss, he wouldn't be able to catch a single fish even after dark.
"Then kiss me." Tang Qin leaned her face towards me.
Her face is very white and her skin is very good, like a peach, which makes people want to take a bite.
If Jiang Yunji hadn't been very perseverant, he might have been unable to bear it.
"Then you can continue to make trouble, the worst is not to eat fish at night." Jiang Yunji chose not to eat fish.
Tang Qin was not disappointed, she moved forward even if the mountain did not move. She took the initiative to move forward, gave him a kiss, and ran away after the kiss.
"I'm going to see if Xiaolie and the others have caught any shrimp."
Jiang Yunji touched the area where she had kissed her, and there was still her saliva on it. He should have felt dirty, but maybe he was used to being kissed, so he didn't feel this way.
Good habits take a long time to develop, but bad habits can be developed in just a few days.
This can't go on like this. You have to stay away from this girl from now on, keep at least a safe distance of more than one meter, and beware of sudden attacks from her at any time.
Exhausted.
He is a fire-proof, theft-proof and best friend, and he is a fire-proof, theft-proof and wife-proof.