Song Jiaren despised them because they were too ignorant and did not understand the profoundness of Chinese culture. They read more jokes when they had nothing to do. After all, they firmly believed in life that only jokes could win people's hearts.
Emma doesn’t understand what a joke is, so she humbly asks for advice.
Song Jiaren gave her an example and told her a joke on the spot.
A young man who failed the college entrance examination cried to the master: "Master, I failed the college entrance examination and couldn't go to college. My parents scolded me and my girlfriend left me. Please accept me and convert me to Buddhism!"
When the master took out a stack of college entrance examination materials, the young man suddenly realized: "The master is telling me not to give up on the college entrance examination and try again next year, right?" The master shook his head and said, "Donor, we only recruit undergraduates and above here, you should go back and pass the exam first.
Come here for an interview when you’re an undergraduate!”
Emma: "Hahahaha, it's so funny, it made me laugh to death."
"Short, concise and connotative, this is the charm of a joke. Emma, have you ever heard of cross talk?" Song Jiaren asked.
Emma shook her head: "What is cross talk?"
Song Jiaren explained straightforwardly: "It's just two people wearing mandarin jackets standing on the stage talking about jokes and singing along. It's very interesting."
"Where can I see it?" Emma expressed interest.
Song Jiaren said: "T City is the birthplace of cross talk. People there are all jokers. Most of the cross talk come from there. You have to fly to listen to it, but you can see the video online."
As she spoke, Song Jiaren searched for a cross talk video for Emma to watch.
Emma stared at the phone screen curiously.
An Zhisu and Xia Ning also came over to watch. The four women were holding red wine and listening to cross talk. The style of the painting was very strange.
Emma started to laugh after watching it for a while. She laughed from beginning to end and forgot why she was drinking here today.
Ye Lancheng, who was alone in the empty room, called. An Zhisu took the phone and walked out of the box before he dared to answer it.
"When will you come back?" Ye Lancheng's tone was slightly dissatisfied: "What time is it?"
An Zhisu looked at the time: "Nine o'clock."
"Is nine o'clock still early?" Ye Lancheng was even more dissatisfied. He had been waiting at home for more than an hour.
An Zhisu comforted and coaxed him like an ancestor to calm down Ye Lancheng's temper, and promised that he would be home before eleven o'clock. Ye Lancheng reluctantly hung up the phone.
An Zhisu put away the phone and breathed a sigh of relief, then turned and returned to the box.
And she didn't notice that a pair of vicious eyes were staring at her.
"Linlin, what are you doing standing here?" A girl came up behind Zhao Linlin and patted her from behind.
Zhao Linlin turned around and saw her little sister. She pursed her lips towards the box where An Zhisu entered and asked, "Shanshan, do you know who the guest in that box is?"
Li Shanshan took a look and shook her head: "I don't know, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing. You go over and accompany Mr. Chen first. I'm going to the bathroom." Zhao Linlin said.
"Okay, then hurry up, I can't handle Mr. Chen's perversion," Li Shanshan said.
"I know, I'll be right back." Zhao Linlin said and left.
In the box.
The atmosphere became strangely happy because Song Jiaren played a few cross talk videos. Emma was no longer sad, and was making an appointment with Song Jiaren to go to T city to watch live cross talk.
Song Jiaren readily agreed, and the two made an appointment, which miraculously stabilized Emma, and Emma did not mention that she would return to New York tomorrow.
An Zhisu admired Song Jiaren, she always had a way to solve problems.
Xia Ning also admired her very much. She had always felt that Song Jiaren had magical energy. It was no wonder that her love-minded brother was willing to win over her.
The four women continued drinking and chatting. By ten o'clock, the wine was all gone. An Zhisu ordered two more bottles of wine and said he would go back after finishing the drink and not drink more.
None of us are alcoholics. The main reason is that we are in a bad mood and want to drink some wine to relax, so naturally we won’t get drunk.
The waiter brought two more bottles of Lafite and opened the drinks for them before going out.
Song Jiaren held one bottle and shared it with Emma, and An Zhisu shared another bottle with Xia Ning. The four women's drinking capacity was not very good, and they were still just tipsy after drinking.
"Sister Xia Ning, I didn't expect you to have such a good drinking capacity." An Zhisu was actually quite surprised. She rarely saw Xia Ning drinking.
Xia Ning was tipsy and talked more than usual: "When we were children, we children often secretly went to the adults' wine cellar to drink. At that time, Su Ye's wine cellar had the most wine. One time we were in his wine cellar.
We drank too much, and the adults found out and beat us up."
"I'll even beat you." An Zhisu wondered if he was so harsh.
Xia Ning shook his head: "I wasn't beaten, Su Ye protected me."
"He's so kind to you." An Zhisu sighed sincerely.
"Yes." Xia Ning had to admit this, even though she didn't want to admit it.
An Zhisu did not persuade Xia Ning to cherish Su Ye. She and Ye Lancheng had the same idea on this point. Others can handle other people's feelings by themselves. Interfering rashly will often be counterproductive.
The four of them were drinking and chatting. When the bottle was almost empty, there was a noise at the door. An Zhisu got up to look. As soon as he opened the door of the box, he saw seven or eight arrogant men and bodyguards standing at the door.
He was blocking them from entering.
"What's going on?" An Zhisu asked the bodyguard in a low voice.
The bodyguard replied: "The people in the other boxes drank too much and wanted to cause trouble. Madam, you go in first and I will deal with it."
"There are too many people, call security." An Zhisu frowned, not liking the way these men looked at her.
"Haha, did you hear that? She said to call security. It seems that this is her first time here and she doesn't know our identities." The leading man laughed, as if he had heard some joke.
An Zhisu's face turned cold.
"Oh, she is still an iceberg beauty. Brother, I like iceberg beauty. Beauty, how about letting the brothers come in and play together, I will make you feel comfortable." As he said this, the man stretched out his hand towards An Zhisu dishonestly.
Snapped!
Before he could reach his hand, the bodyguard quickly grabbed his wrist: "If you don't want to die, get away. You can get close to our young lady, so get out."
The bodyguard dropped the word "Go" and the man was thrown out.
The people behind him rushed up to catch the leading man: "Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, are you okay?"
The man who was almost thrown to the ground by the bodyguard was furious. He pointed at the bodyguard and yelled: "You are looking for death. Do you know whose territory this is? Believe it or not, I will kill you. Go and find all the security guards."
come over."
As soon as An Zhisu heard this, he understood that this bar was Mr. Chen's own territory, so no wonder he dared to be so arrogant.
A good man doesn't want to suffer any immediate losses. An Zhisu turned around and got her cell phone to prepare to call the police. She brought a bodyguard over, a little worried that the bodyguard wouldn't be able to handle it.
"Who is so arrogant outside?" Xia Ning heard the voice and asked.
An Zhisu shook his head: "If you don't know me, don't show your face. I'll call the police immediately and let the police handle it."
Xia Ning held her hand: "Don't call the police. I'll call Su Ye and let him handle it."
Song Jiaren also gave An Zhisu a look that said don't call the police.