"How are you talking?! Which department are you from?! Who is the captain?!" The young male teacher's face was not very pretty, but the next moment, he was slightly startled and raised the note in his hand.
Zhi, "Huh? Are you Ye...Chong?"
"Yes, you know me?" Ye Chong's face was expressionless.
"Are you...that Tanhua Ye Chong from the Martial Arts Conference?" The young male teacher raised his voice by three points and looked quite excited.
"Yes," Ye Chong looked calm, "You can also call me Birdman."
"Go, is it really you? Are you Ye Chong?" The young male teacher's eyes widened, "Oh my god, I'm so happy. Brother, can you sign your name for me? Okay? Thank you.
!Thank you! My girlfriend wants it."
"..." Ye Chong's head was covered with black lines and he was a little confused.
It's really weird for a young male teacher to call him brother.
It’s okay if you’re a woman, you can prepare your emotions for the infinite possibilities in the future.
But what does Ya Yinan mean by calling this?
elder brother?
Damn it!
Do you understand the rules on the road?
It's better to call me brother, okay?
"Brother" is just one word. He is alone, deserted and lonely.
"Brothers" come in pairs, flying together, right?
Ye Chong muttered, "It's really terrible to be uneducated."
"Oh, brother, don't worry. Teacher Wu should be preparing for a breakthrough at home. I'll probably come over later. Don't worry, don't worry." The young male teacher was a little excited and incoherent, "My girlfriend really admires you.
, and she thinks I am very similar to you, like your little brother."
puff!
Ye Chong didn't tense up for a moment, and he didn't even spit out a mouthful of blood.
"Damn it.
What kind of guy is this?
I can't tell the difference between brother and brother.
My brother and I can't understand it.
How the hell is this not allowing people to live?
Do I look like you?
Is it a body image?
Or similar personalities?
Or like strength?
Isn't it because when you are playing games, I imagine you are me?
Made.
You are playing hooligans.
douchebag."
Ye Chong cursed in his heart, but he couldn't say it with his mouth. He even forced out a smile and said: "Yes, yes, there is a bit of similarity. After all, they are all men."
"Haha, Teacher Ye, I'm really happy to see you. I..." The young male teacher rubbed his hands randomly, as if there was no place to put them, "How about I wash you an apple or something?"
"..." Ye Chong looked confused, "Teacher, I'm not a teacher, please don't call me that."
"It's okay, I wasn't a teacher before," the young male teacher laughed so hard that he couldn't help but laugh. "Before my mother got pregnant with me, I wasn't even a human being."
puff!
Ye Chong was caught off guard, he didn't hold back, and laughed directly on the other person's face.
Too terrible.
He was originally in a bad mood, and he looked particularly displeased with this damn young male teacher, but he didn't expect that he almost made him laugh to death in the end.
"The key point is, does this guy need to be so excited to see me?"
Ye Chong was confused now and didn't know how to answer the question.
"Teacher Ye, I'm so happy to meet you. Haha, let me introduce you. My surname is Yue, and my name is Yue Yue. I am the assistant of Teacher Wu Dayong." The young male teacher rubbed his hands and smiled, his teeth were quite white, "Teacher Ye,
What do you call me?"
"..." Ye Chong's head felt huge when he faced this living treasure.
"Ah... look at me, haha, I'm so excited. I'm thinking it's Teacher Ye, but I'm just disobedient." Yue Yue took out a gray notebook and passed the pen forward with both hands.
"Teacher Ye, can you sign it?"
Ye Chong had no choice but to pick up the pen and sign casually. After all, the other party's enthusiasm was not fake, and he should be really excited to see him.
However, he really didn't want to sign anything. He always felt that it was meaningless. The most important thing was that the words he wrote were not good-looking, just like those drawn by a child in a kindergarten.
"Wow!" Yue Yue, a young male teacher, held the notebook in both hands, with an exaggerated expression on his face, "Teacher Ye, your writing is so sexy, it reminds me of a tadpole, when my mother was pregnant with me..."
puff!
Ye Chong covered his mouth with one hand, his body was shaking violently, coughing non-stop, and he almost fell to the ground.
"Teacher Ye, can you sign another one?" The young male teacher Yue Yue looked at the other person expectantly, "Okay? Thank you, Teacher Ye."
"Why do you want so many of these?" Ye Chong frowned, "Is my signature valuable?"
"No, Teacher Ye, no matter how valuable your calligraphy is, I will not sell it for money." The young male teacher Yue Yue looked serious, "I only use it for my own use, one today, one tomorrow...
"
"What?" Ye Chong was completely confused, "What are you doing with this? Blowing your nose? Going to the toilet? Why do you do it once a day?"
"Eat." The young male teacher Yue Yue nodded firmly, "Teacher Ye, the signature I want you to sign is for eating."
"Eat?" Ye Chong opened his eyes wide and looked at the gray notebook, "Can this be eaten? How to eat it? Why eat it?"
"You don't know, Teacher Ye," the young male teacher Yue Yue said mysteriously, "you are one of the most influential people now.
Absolute internet celebrity.
Plus martial arts superstars.
Especially if your luck value is very high.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to miss several games in a row.
It is said on the Internet that whoever eats the signature you signed will be equally lucky and get whatever they want.
I see that your signature looks like a tadpole, and it reminds me of... haha... when I was no longer a human being.
So, I estimate that after I take what you signed, my girlfriend will be able to conceive a baby.
Ha ha.
OK.
I hope my little baby will be the next Teacher Ye."
"..." When Ye Chong heard what the other party said, he was immediately petrified. For some reason, he now had the urge to crush someone to death.
"Then... I should write your baby's name, right?" Ye Chong couldn't help but let out a long sigh, "What's the use of writing my name?"
"It's okay, Teacher Ye, it won't affect you." The young male teacher Yue Yue said confidently, "I have discussed it with my wife.
When he has a child, he will be named Ye Chong.
Of course, this is a nickname as well as a nickname.
Teacher Ye, in our hometown, many people are called Gou Sheng, Er Gouzi and so on.
There is an advantage to calling it this kind of name.
A lifetime of hard life and great health.
So, Teacher Ye, just sign your name and it will be fine, haha.
You see...
How about you sign another one for me?"
"Sign it, sign it." Ye Chong was in a very confused mood now, and his fists were clenched, "Stay away from me.
hey-hey.
You can do it.
Sign my name and let you eat it.
Then you act like a hooligan.
Then let your wife get pregnant with the child.
Then the child's name was my first name.
Then my name plays the same role as Gou Sheng and Er Gouzi.