"As a result, when the wild warrior saw what was outside, he was so frightened that he peed." Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng grinned, "I saw a fat, strange bird talking on the tree in the distance.
Human words.
While talking, he was combing his feathers.
Don't tell me, the human words spoken by the bird are very cute and sweet, just like a little girl talking to herself."
Wow!
The scene suddenly became lively, and everyone's eyes shone with excitement.
I don’t know if they were interested in the birds speaking human words, or if they were attracted by the strange and magical land in the north.
"What's so strange about this?" Golden Retriever Tom said, "The parrots we had in the past could speak human language."
"Haha, this is different." Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng grinned, "What your bird says is like parroting, and I'm afraid it doesn't even understand what it means.
But what the fat strange bird said was a standard human voice, full of ups and downs of emotion.
Anyone who hears that voice can tell that it knows what it is talking about.
According to what the wild warrior said at the time, he thought the fat bird was learning a foreign language, and this foreign language was human language."
Wow!
There was a commotion at the scene.
"Are you saying that animals are beginning to learn human language?"
"impossible?
The vocal organs are all different.
How is it possible to learn to speak human language?"
"hey-hey.
Vocal organ?
Parrots can learn to speak, but high-level animals can't speak human language?
should be no problem."
"If what the wild warrior said is true, then our human race is really in danger. Maybe if we are not careful, we will fall into the trap of beasts that speak human words."
"It's scary to think about it."
"What level is that fat bird?"
Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng took a bite of the dish and finished it slowly, then said: "The wild warrior said that the dead fat bird is an SS2 level beast.
However, the scary thing is not that it can speak human language, but that it has already discovered the existence of the wild warrior, but has no intention of flying away.
even……
It's trying to talk to the wild warrior."
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar on the scene.
"Here I go, it's really learning a foreign language."
"It turns out to be a big fat bird who loves to learn."
"This is interesting.
Could it be that this fat bird saw the wild warrior in the cave, so it deliberately spoke in human language?
All right.
I need to think about this.
The big fat bird throws itself into his arms, I wonder if the wild warrior has done anything shameful?"
"Ha ha.
It's possible.
This way of learning foreign languages is very popular, it’s called pairing, and once we fall in love with each other, there will inevitably be stories.”
"Haha, that wild warrior really answered the call," Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng grinned and continued, "What the fat bird said was 'Hi, handsome guy, how are you?'
What the wild warrior said was 'Hello, beast.'
Fat Bird said again, 'My name is Cuihua, do you like me?'
When Fat Bird was talking, he actually tilted his head, with a bunch of green hair flying in the wind, and his eyes were full of anticipation, a bit like a brainless female fan who met the male god.
The wild warrior said, 'I like it, I especially like the smell of you.'
Fat Bird actually rolled his eyes and said, "I hate it."
As he spoke, the fat bird flapped its wings and flew towards the entrance of the cave.
This time, the wild warrior was frightened, and he immediately ran away.
In fact, his conversation with Fat Bird just now was just to buy time and observe where to escape.
Unexpectedly, the other party couldn't wait any longer and rushed over.
Okay.
As a result, the escape took most of the day.
The dead fat bird chased him all the way, and while chasing him, he said all kinds of human words, which really frightened the wild warrior."
"The God of Dionysus likes to lie to people," Smoker Gongsen puffed out a puff of smoke, "It's not uncommon for mutated beasts to speak human language, but it shouldn't be possible to speak so well."
"Yeah, that's a bit amazing, isn't it?" Fat Girl Sun Wukong smiled, "You can understand everyone's words, and you can also have smooth conversations, it's simply unbelievable."
"I think it might be true." Tom the Golden Retriever said seriously, "After the spiritual energy is revived, our golden retriever will gradually be able to speak human language, and he can speak it pretty well."
boom!
The scene burst into laughter.
Tom the Golden Retriever blinked, not understanding why everyone was like this, so he couldn't help but continue: "It's true, Golden Retrievers are very smart. It's not surprising that they can speak human language."
"I believe it, I really believe it." Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile, "The golden retriever we know can always speak human language."
"Really?" Tom the Golden Retriever was stunned, "Then the Golden Retriever you know is also very smart. Is he a male or a female?"
"What?" Dionysian Lu Xiaofeng grinned, "You still want to pair up?"
boom!
Another burst of laughter came out.
Yan Gui Gongsen couldn't stand it anymore, and smiled and said to Golden Retriever Tom: "The Golden Retriever they are talking about is not a dog, but you, Tom Cruise."
Upon hearing this, Golden Retriever Tom immediately grinned and laughed silly.
It was at this time.
Bang!
The box door was kicked open.
Swish, swish, swish!
Seven or eight people rushed in.
At the same time, a two-meter-tall strong man in the lead scolded: "You bunch of local leopards, you are still shouting, barking and laughing while you are eating, are you looking for death?!"
Fat Niu, Sun Wukong, and the others were all stunned. They never expected that such a thing would happen.
Dongwu Mo Jinghong stood up and said with a smile: "Oh, I'm sorry, our voices are a bit loud. Can we please lower our voices for a while?"
Almost at the same time, a man in his forties squeezed in with a smiling face and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the store's poor arrangements. Everyone has something to say and something to say."
Before he could finish speaking, a strong man two meters tall picked up the man in his forties and threw him out. Then he looked at the people in the room and said, "Made.
Keep your fucking voice down!
I will spare you this time!
Next time I will kill you all!"
Bang!
The violent young man Xia Houbao slapped the table and stood up. Before the other party could curse him, he flew up and kicked the two-meter-tall strong man out of the door.
Amidst the screams, the other seven men rushed towards Xia Houbao.
The result was great. The latter put his left foot on the ground and kept kicking his right foot. One by one, the figures flew out the door with miserable screams.
The next moment came very quickly, and Xia Houbao, the violent young man, grabbed the roasted lamb leg and continued to eat it.
Fat Girl Sun Wukong and others all smiled bitterly and shook their heads.
To be honest, they all knew in their hearts that even though the violent young man Xia Hou kicked eight people who came in to find trouble, in fact at least half of their anger was vented on Ye Chong.
However, it is also good to have such a chance to vent.
Otherwise, it can really make people sick.
It can be seen that Xia Houbao, the violent young master, looks much better now than before.
Ah sneeze~
Ye Chong, who was teaching Lin Xiaonuan the method of surging Qi and blood in the room, suddenly sneezed inexplicably.