Chapter 119: Pretending to be a few pussies in one night
early morning.
Lin Fang got up from the bed with a confused look on his face and stared blankly at the unfamiliar environment around him.
"What is this place?"
"Why am I here?"
Lin Fang shook his head, but couldn't remember anything.
His memory of last night was finally fixed on Long Nu's beautiful smile and graceful figure. It seemed that he was still drunkenly teasing her and pretending to be cool.
Did I pretend?
Lin Fang thought about it and felt that he was probably faking it.
But I don’t know if he succeeded in pretending. After all, after pretending, he doesn’t know anything anymore.
He looked at his surroundings again.
Although I still don't know exactly where this place is.
But looking at the luxurious decoration, it should still be in the West Sea Dragon Palace. It was probably placed here to rest after being confused last night.
I hope I didn't say anything I shouldn't have said last night.
Lin Zang muttered in his heart, and then climbed off the bed.
I slowly walked to the door, intending to find someone to ask where Brother Hou and Lingxuzi were.
Just didn't wait for him to open the door.
The door was pushed open.
Ao Tang, dressed in white, appeared at the door. He looked inside with two watery eyes. He didn't see Lin Fang on the bed. He frowned slightly and glanced around.
Finally, at his feet, he found Lin Fang, who was stretching his neck to read online.
"It turns out you're already awake, and I wanted to come over and call you."
The dragon girl smiled and lowered her head, grabbed Lin Fang, then walked to the bed and put him on it.
Lin Fang: "..."
Fortunately, he went out to ask someone.
Now that Dragon Girl is here, there is no need to go out to ask. It would be more convenient to ask her directly.
"How did you feel last night?"
"It's pretty good."
Lin Fang looked at her in surprise, always feeling that this question was a bit strange.
"By the way, I didn't do anything weird yesterday, right?"
"Um……"
The dragon girl thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said: "Take Master Sun's hand and discuss with him how to work hard to develop and grow after returning to Huaguo Mountain. First, take down the Aolai Kingdom, and then plan to conquer China in the East.
Does it count?”
Lin Fang: "(○??д?)? Scared!!"
"Did I really say that?"
"That's not all, you also said that the victory over China in the East is nothing. As long as you brothers work together, it is not impossible for the entire Three Realms."
"When the time comes, Master Sun will be the Emperor of Heaven, and you will be in charge of the human world."
"You also said that when that time comes, you will choose a concubine for Master Sun from the Three Realms."
"Choose three hundred giant monkeys."
"Master Sun Xian is too straight. If you rely on him, there is no chance of marrying a beautiful little female monkey in this life."
The dragon girl thought about how he looked last night and laughed while talking.
Lin Fang had no impression of any of this.
"Then what did Brother Monkey say?"
"Master Sun said that your ambition is really great. You can consider it in the future. When you return to Huaguo Mountain together, you will be able to dominate the country."
Lin Fang blinked.
"Go back to Huaguoshan?"
"That's right." Dragon Girl looked at him in surprise: "Didn't you become a disciple of Master Sun?"
"Yeah."
Lin Fang nodded: "Does this have something to do with returning to Huaguo Mountain?"
"Master Sun said that if you promised him to return to Huaguo Mountain when you bowed to him, then you will be the second head of Huaguo Mountain, and you will definitely be very majestic."
Lin Fang was stunned.
He felt that his brain was a bit insufficient.
"No, just let me figure it out."
Lin Fang thought for a moment.
He bowed to Brother Monkey and told Brother Monkey that he wanted to go back to Huaguo Mountain.
And now he plans the future with Brother Monkey. He wants to dominate the three realms and choose three hundred beautiful monkeys for Brother Monkey.
Lin Fang felt really tired when he thought about this.
"By the way, according to Master Sun, you should have prayed to heaven and earth when you bowed down."
"But this word is a bit strange."
"The yellow sky is above and the thick soil is below. I haven't heard of it."
He also gave it to heaven and earth.
hehe!!
Lin Fang felt like crying.
Drinking is terrible!!
Never drink again in this life.
"What else did I say after that?" Lin Fang said slowly.
This is already the case, what else can be done?
Lie down flat.
You can't go back on your word.
"I didn't say anything else. It was all nonsense. You said that you are actually a prophet who can know the good and bad fortunes of the past five hundred years in the future. You said that Master Sun's future will be extraordinary and there will be catastrophes in the three realms."
"They also said that this catastrophe was caused by Master Sun."
"How can you say that you have glimpsed the trajectory of destiny from the long river of time?"
Hey!
This forced him to pretend.
"Is that all?"
"It's not just that." The smile on Dragon Girl's face became even stronger.
"There's more."
Lin Fang was shocked.
How much did you pretend to be last night?
"Then what else did I say?"
"You also said that you want the sky to be unable to cover your eyes, you want the earth to be unable to bury your heart, you want the Buddhas to vanish into thin air, and you want all living beings to know your intentions."
When Dragon Girl said this, her eyes were bright.
Although these words are extremely arrogant and somewhat ignorant.
But she liked it very much.
There is always a very shocking feeling.
"I still said this?"
Of course Lin Fang knew this sentence. The Legend of Wukong in his previous life was definitely the online novel that inspired him. Although he was not in the second grade at that time, this sentence still inspired the soul of the second grade in his heart.
"After that, you pointed at Master Sun and said that for ten thousand years from now on, the three realms will remember his name."
"But it's not the Monkey King of Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain."
Lin Zang shrank his neck.
"Then what?"
"Then you fell asleep, but Master Sun still wanted to hear more."
"But after I called you twice and saw that you couldn't bear it, I gave up."
Lin Fang breathed a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately!!
Fortunately I didn't say it out loud.
However, he just breathed out and realized that it might not have anything to do with the name of Monkey King, the Monkey King.
After all, the last time I asked Brother Monkey to use a stick, he didn't see any movement from Tiandao.
What a pity that there is such a good opportunity to show off.
Lin Fang sighed again.
"By the way, why did you come to me?"
"oh."
After his reminder, Long Nu finally remembered the purpose of her coming.
"I came here to thank you for the poem you gave me yesterday."
"poetry?"
Lin Fang was stunned for a moment.
He only remembered that he was pretending to be awesome yesterday, but he didn't remember what it was at all. He thought he was just bragging after hearing what the dragon girl said.
I didn’t expect that there would be poetry.
"Last night it was rainy and windy, and the remaining wine was not washed away by a heavy sleep."
"I tried to ask the person behind the curtain, but I found that Begonia remained the same."
"Do you know, do you know?"
"It should be green, fat, red and thin."
The dragon girl read out the poem Lin Fang had recited last night.
"I love so much."
It turns out to be this poem.
After listening to it, Lin Fang finally had a little impression.
After hearing Ao Tang's name last night, this poem came to mind, and then I read it drunkenly.