Chapter 138: Come to my room in the middle of the night
The time of suffering is always very long.
Time passed little by little, and the disciples finally managed to make it to the end of the Patriarch's lecture.
Lin Fang opened his eyes and stretched comfortably.
Unlike those disciples, he was quite happy.
The more those disciples were beaten, the happier he felt.
It made him feel so happy.
"Do I actually have the potential to be a prisoner of pleasure?"
Lin Zang thought about it in his heart.
If in the future, the true magic is achieved, and you can live a life where you can do whatever you want, it will definitely be very boring, because after all, you have no future.
Then I will find a place and look for a few targets.
First, make them play around, then jump out and reveal all the truth, and finally watch them in pain.
It seems really cool.
It just rolls over easily.
Generally, those who dare to do this are extremely intelligent and almost demonic beings.
And even so, overturning is inevitable.
Lin Fang thought about it seriously again: "Forget it, doing this is inconsistent with my role. This is what a villain should do. I am a decent person."
He would never say it was because he felt his IQ was not high enough and he couldn't hold on.
Brother Monkey also woke up at this time.
He got up and left as usual.
But at this moment, Patriarch Bodhi, who was sitting on the main seat, suddenly looked towards him with a smile.
"Wukong."
Brother Monkey immediately stopped.
He turned to look at the Patriarch and said, "Hey, Patriarch called me?"
"Um."
The Patriarch nodded and asked, "How long have you been in the mountain?"
Brother Monkey scratched his head and said with a smile: "I don't know how long I have been here, but I only remember that the mountain peach was ripe seven times in total, so I ate it seven times."
"It's been seven years."
The ancestor sighed with emotion.
Lin Fang's expression froze as he listened to this conversation that was full of déjà vu.
Is it time?
"So, you have been with me for a while, and you have learned a lot by practicing hard."
"What Taoist skills do you want to learn?"
This is the first time since Brother Monkey entered the mountain that the Patriarch has taken the initiative to ask him what he wants to learn. Brother Monkey naturally cherishes it. Whether he can learn the art of immortality depends on this time.
"Ancestor, this disciple wants to learn the art of immortality."
Brother Monkey ran to the Patriarch and squatted down.
"Then I'll teach you how to seek divination from immortals and ward off evil spirits, okay?"
"Can I live forever?"
"cannot."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
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"Then I'll teach you how to recite Buddha's name, chant sutras, and pay homage to the true God. How about that?"
"Can I live forever?"
"cannot."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
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"Then how about I teach you how to meditate and practice fasting?"
"Can I live forever?"
"cannot."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
The Patriarch asked three questions in succession.
Brother Monkey waved them all down.
The Patriarch's face was filled with anger. Mingyue, who was standing next to him, picked up the ruler with great discernment.
The Patriarch took the ruler.
Then he knocked on Brother Monkey's forehead three times.
The knocking made Brother Monkey's eyes dazzle, his feet softened, and he sat directly on the ground.
Lin Fang had a panoramic view of this scene.
If he hadn't known the original work, Lin Fang would probably have thought that the Patriarch was really angry now.
This acting is okay.
That's all for the old drama.
"You hozen, you don't learn this or that."
"snort!!"
The patriarch left angrily.
Brother Monkey was thoughtful and followed the Patriarch subconsciously, but was stopped by Mingyue.
"You monkey, you must have made the ancestor angry now."
She made a face at Brother Monkey.
Then he followed the ancestor and left.
Brother Monkey wanted to say something else, but before he could say anything, all the disciples around him gathered around him.
"You monkey, you must have made the ancestor angry."
"The ancestor is kind enough to teach you skills, but it would be better for you to learn nothing."
"It's over now. I have never seen the Patriarch angry since I entered the mountain. You have really caused a big disaster this time. If you ask me, it is better to go down the mountain as soon as possible. Maybe there is still a glimmer of hope."
"I told you not to be too crazy a long time ago, but you didn't listen. Now you may have caused trouble."
The disciples talked a lot.
It sounded like he cared about them, but inside and outside his words, he was blaming him.
And after saying that, they dispersed in a hurry.
There was just a smile on the corner of his mouth, and even his mood was a little happy.
Although no one said anything about Brother Monkey's rapid progress, they were still feeling uncomfortable in their hearts. At this time, we seized the opportunity and how could we not vent it.
Lin Fang looked at the backs of these people and curled his lips.
I really thought it was Brother Monkey who was going to be unlucky this time.
How did you know that this is the biggest opportunity for Brother Monkey? After tonight, Brother Monkey will be the real Monkey King.
Brother Monkey didn't take everyone's words to heart, but was thinking about what the Patriarch just meant.
"three?"
"three!!"
Brother Monkey's mind was like lightning and he figured it out instantly.
A smile appeared on his lips: "Little turtle, let's go."
Two people walked out of the hall.
After arriving at the mountain pool, Brother Monkey put Lin Fang into the water and hurriedly turned around and left.
Lin Fang lazily climbed into the pool and found a place to hang up.
Tonight is Brother Monkey's opportunity.
It has nothing to do with him.
He only needs to wait until tomorrow, after Brother Monkey has learned the seventy-two transformations, and then find Yang Chan to trade the skills. By then, he will also be able to get two top-level skills.
In the past six years, Yang Chan's cultivation has also improved by leaps and bounds.
But for some reason, I have been stuck in Tianxian.
Never broke through.
Brother Monkey also asked about this topic with concern, but Yang Chan kept it secret and refused to answer.
So Brother Monkey stopped asking.
In the past two years, Yang Chan has been in seclusion at every turn.
The time to leave seclusion is getting shorter and shorter day by day, but my cultivation is not improving. Not only that, my body is getting weaker and weaker, and my cultivation is showing signs of declining again.
There are various signs that there is definitely something wrong with Yang Chan's body.
But she didn't say.
Brother Monkey had no chance to help her.
Lin Fang thought about this and gradually fell into a deep sleep.
Time passed little by little.
At midnight.
Lin Fang, who was hanging up and sleeping, was suddenly kicked out by the system.
"Ding, it senses human interference from the outside world, and the system automatically exits the on-hook state."
Lin Fang woke up with a confused look on his face and looked around.
"Brother Lin Fang, brother Lin Fang, are you awake?"
There was a cry above his head.
It's Brother Monkey.
Lin Fang was even more confused.
Brother Monkey, shouldn't he be in the Patriarch's dormitory at this time, two people doing ulterior things?
Why is he still here?
Lin Xing's doubts soon surfaced.
"Brother Monkey, why are you still here?"
"Didn't the Patriarch ask you to go to his dormitory to talk about the philosophy of life in the middle of the night?"
Brother Monkey rolled his eyes at him.
After staying with Lin Fang for a long time, he also learned some modern terms.