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Chapter 294: The little turtle with high EQ

Lin Fang asked curiously: "You have become a weapon spirit, and you can still practice."

"Why not?"

The girl smiled and said: "Everything can achieve enlightenment. As a person in the Zhoutian Xingdou Formation, I can't, but as a plastic doll, I can practice."

"I've thought about it all."

"After I learn how to refine weapons, I will refine a body for myself that can be cultivated."

Lin Fang thought for a moment.

"Then if you really become a demon through cultivation, what would you be called?"

"Baby demon?"

How does this name sound and how evil it is?

"No matter what he is, I can definitely cultivate anyway. I will become a demon first and then a human being." A flash of fighting spirit flashed in the girl's eyes.

"Isn't that plastic doll a human form? Are you turning it into a human being?"

The girl is very persistent.

"No matter how similar the plastic doll is, it is just fake after all. I want to become a real person."

"The kind with flesh and blood."

If that's the case, it seems that you can really only cultivate a demon first, and then become a human. If you are interested, you can also become an immortal later.

"Why do you yearn for adulthood so much?"

Lin Fang always felt that this optical brain seemed to have been obsessed with adults from the beginning.

"After all, I am not a human being." The girl shrugged her shoulders and said, "I am an optical brain, and my mission is to help mankind. In my program, the interests of mankind are greater than anything else."

"So I want to be human because I long for human beings."

This is a light-brained monologue.

Lin Fang thought for a moment and said: "You are really lucky that you were not destroyed by the Federation."

This all sounds a bit like the omnic crisis.

Guang Nao smiled and said, "Didn't I meet my master? Master, don't worry, even if I become a human, you are still my master."

"When you say that, I suddenly have a little bit of hope."

Lin Fang thought of something, and a smile appeared on his lips.

Guang Nao looked at him warily, with his arms folded across his chest, as if he had seen the change.

"Master, what do you want to do?"

"Let me tell you first, I am not that casual."

As soon as Lin Fang saw her expression, he knew that she was thinking wrongly. He smiled and said: "Where are you thinking? I mean that after you can practice, if you are lucky enough to achieve high achievements."

"Then your master, I, am not very honorable."

Guang Nao looked at him and said, "Master, you must have been a straight man in your previous life."

"nonsense."

"Brother Monkey is a straight man, and I have a high emotional intelligence."

"Besides, have you ever seen a straight man like me who is loved by everyone? Do you know how many women surround me? How many women covet my body?"

Guang Nao tilted his head.

"High emotional intelligence?"

"Then your girlfriend and your mother fell into the river at the same time, who did you save?"

Lin Fang: "..."

This is an old joke from many years ago. Can you please stop using it? It’s almost worn out.

"I'll throw you into the river first. As a light brain, you will definitely rescue both of them."

Optical brain: "???"

Afterwards, Lin Fang said a few words and left.

When coming down from the mountain.

He looked at the messy Huaguo Mountain after the battle and sighed: "Huaguo Mountain exploded again."

Since he came back with Brother Monkey, although Huaguoshan has developed well, it has been bombed three times so far, and each time it is more severe than the last.

The first time it was the Bull Demon King, and the second time it was the human clan.

This time it’s the Heavenly Star Official.

It is estimated that the next time those who come here will be the defenders of the Nantian Gate of Heavenly Court.

Lin Xing felt an unprecedented sense of crisis for no reason. With Huaguoshan's current strength, it should be no problem to fight against the ridiculous Heavenly Court.

But how to deal with the Tathagata behind?

Not to mention that once Brother Monkey shows signs of jumping out of the chessboard, he will most likely be suppressed by the Western Saints.

After all, Journey to the West is related to the rise of Buddhism.

Lin Fang thought about these questions and returned to his small courtyard unknowingly.



Heaven.

After Taibai Jinxing returned, he handed the list to the Jade Emperor.

At this time, all the dead star officials had been resurrected, and only one Gou Chen was still hanging on the list of gods. They were divided into two sides, and they all looked towards the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor took a look at the list and frowned.

"They're stealing money."

Why do these words sound more and more familiar to me?

Taibai Jinxing looked embarrassed and said: "This is not much anymore. Your Majesty, you don't know that he wanted 100 million immortal stones from us at the beginning."

"It took me a long time to explain the facts and reason, and then I negotiated the price to five million."

When the Jade Emperor thought about the difference between five million and one hundred million, he suddenly felt that Taibaijinxing was too difficult. It took a lot of effort to negotiate this price.

When the surrounding star officials heard this, they were all trembling with anger.

"This forest of flowers and fruits is not worthy of being the son of a human being."

"I actually had the nerve to buy the things I robbed with clearly marked prices. I won't say anything else. At worst, we can go down there and grab everything back."

"His mother-in-law."

A few of the hot-tempered ones started yelling at each other.

For a moment, the place above the Lingxiao Palace looked just like the vegetable market.

Only Marshal Tianpeng retreated silently. He lost half of his fortune in one trip. If he lets these sub-star officials go down again, he, Marshal Tianpeng, will no longer have to do it.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said: "My dear friends, please be patient and don't be impatient."

"First of all, listen to what Taibai Jinxing has to say."

All the star officials looked at Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing shrugged and said, "That guy Lin Fang is just a piece of shit. This offer is the best result I can get, and I also promise that Heaven will not pursue the matter of Huaguo Mountain's meteor interception power in the future."

"If you have the ability, go to Huaguoshan and steal your magic weapon back."

What he meant by this was basically that he didn't care.

Of course the star officials were dissatisfied.

They looked towards the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, this Huaguo Mountain is too arrogant, please let us go down there."

The Jade Emperor glanced at them and asked a question.

"You couldn't do it last time, but you can do it this time?"

The star officials immediately stopped talking.

But they were still dissatisfied.

"Then Huaguo Mountain relies on the Zhoutian Star Formation. If it weren't for the Star Formation, how could we lose so miserably."

"If we were in heaven and we launched the Zhoutian Star Formation, it would be directly comparable to the power of a saint."

"Even if ten people come to Huaguo Mountain, they will still be killed indiscriminately."

But what’s the point of talking about it now if you become a king or lose a bandit?

Taibai Jinxing sighed.

"None of you are well-known in the three realms. It's not like you can't afford the money. Anyway, the price is here. You can make up your own mind."

The star officials all had expressions of pain on their faces.


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