Reborn as a Turtle: Picked up by Sun Dasheng at the beginning, Lin Fang Sun Wukong Chapter 486: The advertisement should be played in the middle of the program
Chapter 486: The advertisement should be played in the middle of the program
This advertisement must be placed in the middle of the program to be effective.
Although the viewers were very angry, they still endured watching the commercial in order to see the rest of the battle, and after watching it, they actually thought the commercial was pretty good.
Then the camera went to the sky again.
At this time, Jie Jiao had already begun to suppress Chan Jiao.
Under the leadership of Brother Monkey, they defeated the enemy step by step.
These onlookers watched with excitement.
Although they are neither followers of the Jie Cult nor disciples of the Chan Cult, they may only see such a magnificent fight between gods once in their lifetime, and that one is so exciting.
"Okay, the monsters from this sect are so powerful!!"
"I heard that the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain has great talent and strategy. When he established the Jie Sect, he directly unified the demon clan. These should be the men and horses of the original demon country. Their fighting ability is acceptable."
"Oh, I don't know why, but I suddenly thought that monkey was so handsome!!"
"Me too."
"Why does this look more and more handsome!!"
"If you don't care about their status, these monsters seem to be quite good-looking. Look at those powerful young ladies, they can run horses on their arms."
Well...this is what a man said.
A handsome guy with a charming appearance stared at the young ladies in the scene with bright eyes.
The few spectators sitting next to him subconsciously moved to the side.
Although this XP is free, it cannot be connected to the underworld!!
But soon, their eyes were attracted by the scene again.
Lin Fang led the monsters to block Chanjiao's retreat, and the two sides engaged in a final struggle. At this moment, the battle entered a climax, and all participants began to go crazy.
The hearts of the tea drinkers also fluctuated accordingly.
It's too intense.
So pretty.
But at this moment...
Snap!!
The scene was actually gone.
The tea guests were stunned at first, and then they glared at the man in black robes with anger and itching teeth.
It’s so appetizing, it’s too much!!
Some people with hot tempers simply rolled up their sleeves, planning to have a physical and spiritual collision with the other party.
But the man in black robe put away the spirit stone again, and there was no trace of happiness or anger on his half-exposed face, and he even danced in the universe when facing the eager tea guests.
He slowly took out a pamphlet from his pocket.
"Everyone, please be patient."
The tea guests were stunned for a moment, but then they had different expressions, some were angry, some were sneering, and some were greedy.
They were not going to listen to this guy's words.
"Huh! Where did this little baby come from and leave it here to show off to your grandpa?"
"Stop talking nonsense and hit him."
Everyone was in high spirits.
But at this moment, the man suddenly took off the bamboo hat on his head and threw it in front of the person. Then the bamboo hat turned into an afterimage and hit the person in front of him in the chest, knocking him backwards and knocking over many people.
Tables, chairs and guests.
When the tea guests saw this scene, they all stood blankly on the spot, looking at the mysterious man in shock.
"So strong."
"What a great strength. Is this your natural divine power?"
"So handsome!!"
"Damn it, he tricked me."
A whirlwind of voices rang out.
The mysterious man slowly raised his head. His face was handsome, but what was even more eye-catching was that there was a single horn growing in the center of his forehead, and there were two imperceptible dark patches growing on the side of his left cheek.
scale.
"Who are you……"
Someone exclaimed: "Evil dragon!!"
As soon as these words came out, all the tea guests at the scene changed their expressions and looked at the mysterious man in front of them in fear.
"Is this the evil dragon?"
"How did he get ashore?"
"Go and notify the government and ask the officers and soldiers to come over quickly."
They were here in Yixingyangxian. There was a fierce tiger on the mountain who took over the mountain and became king, and a dragon in the river became king and dominated. The government could not defeat them with the strength of the government, and they were afraid that they would cause cholera to the people, so they made a three-part agreement.
The fierce tiger cannot come down the mountain, and the evil dragon cannot come ashore.
Otherwise, the prefect will report it to the superior and issue a crusade order.
At that time, all the monster hunters in Han Dynasty will take notice and make a fortune.
The fierce tiger and the evil dragon are not the kind of arrogant fools. They are afraid of the strength of the big man, but they are submissive. Usually, even if someone accidentally breaks into their territory, they will not hurt anyone's life.
But now this evil dragon has come ashore!!
What does he want to do?
The evil dragon glanced at the tea guests present with his golden vertical pupils, the expression on his face showed no emotion or anger.
The people present were too nervous to take a breath.
They just felt that they were being stared at by some terrifying creature, as if they would be bitten to death in the next moment. They were all so scared that their legs became weak. By the time they realized what they were doing, they were already sweating profusely.
But at this moment, a smile suddenly appeared on the evil dragon's face.
His sudden smile made everyone stunned.
I saw the evil dragon looking at everyone with a smile, and said with a standard smile: "Our Jiejiao has a lot of activities now. If you join the Jiejiao for some reason and contribute your incense, then I can take care of you more in the future."
This is the reason why Lin Fang let these monsters go back to their respective homes.
The Monster Race actually has another advantage that everyone ignores.
That is, the breadth of power spreads throughout the entire mortal world.
Wherever people are, there are monsters, and where people are not there, there are monsters. For example, where the gods and Buddhas are, you can still see monsters.
Lin Fang doesn't have to work hard to develop offline outlets at all, he just needs to send these monsters back.
This evil dragon is an example.
After the tea guests listened to his words, they didn't react for a long time.
After waiting for a while, someone asked in a low voice: "Are you really not going to eat us?"
The evil dragon rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't ask yourself about the smell on your body. How long has it been since you last bathed? Did you use toilet paper? Do I deserve to eat you?"
This era was no more developed than modern times.
People don't bathe frequently, and some people don't even bathe once for a year or so.
As for Chu Gong, the paper is definitely reluctant to be used, usually a small wooden stick is used, but in this case, there will inevitably be a little bit left.
So this smell...
Therefore, any discerning monster race does not like to eat people.
Even for those who like to eat, most of them need to be washed and rinsed, and then mixed with some condiments to make it delicious.
The person who asked the question was scolded by the evil dragon, and his face was a little confused. He couldn't help but feel evil, and said angrily: "What the hell are you talking about? Grandpa, I smell like this..."
He smelled it subconsciously.
Then……
vomit!!
He almost vomited out all the food he had eaten the night before.
The evil dragon ignored him, but looked at the remaining tea guests and asked: "What about you, do you want to join our Jiejiao Cult?"