After taking everything he could, Lin Fang left with satisfaction. When he walked through the Nantian Gate, the two heavenly soldiers at the door saw him and sent him out enthusiastically.
Lin Fang disappeared without a trace after a short fight.
Soon, he returned to Guanjiangkou.
Burial Ai stepped forward: "Did the Jade Emperor say anything?"
"That's it."
Lin Fang curled his lips.
He used to think that the Jade Emperor was useless, but after getting to know him, he saw clearly how selfish he was.
As the Lord of the Three Realms, he has an unshirkable responsibility for everything in the Three Realms, but he blamed all the problems this time on Burian Ai.
But what did Burial Love do wrong?
Buddhists kill people, demons kill people, but he is the worst offender.
"Let's see what the Jade Emperor does next."
Buried Love has a mocking look on his face.
He seemed to have seen through everything.
Lin Fang took out a flat peach and took a bite. It was delicious. It was full of juice, sweet but not greasy, and the aroma was fragrant. The key was that after taking one bite, he felt refreshed, and a light spirit flowed into his body and lingered.
Burial Ai looked at him quite unexpectedly: "Pan peach? Where did it come from?"
Lin Fang said while eating: "Before I left, I saw that there was no one in the peach garden, so I pulled out a few trees."
Buried love: "..."
His eyes widened suddenly.
Lin Fang is not talking about picking a few peaches, but uprooting a few trees!!
This is crazy...
"How many did you pull out?"
Lin Fang finished the peach, carefully put away the peach core, and then said, "You should ask me how much is left."
Huh! It looks like Huo Huo is very serious.
"Then how much do you have left?"
Lin Fang chuckled: "There's not a single one left, I even dug three feet into the ground."
The corners of Yanai's mouth twitched.
"Aren't you afraid of the Jade Emperor's wrath?"
Lin Fang gnawed another flat peach and nodded: "No, it has been a troubled time recently. The Jade Emperor has more important things to do, and I am not worthy of his distraction."
Buried love is silent.
Lin Fang is right, the Jade Emperor has business to do.
"Give me one."
Lin Fang took out one to bury his love.
After Yan Ai took a bite, his eyes brightened a little: "It's delicious."
After he finished eating the flat peach, he carefully put the peach core away, and then said, "Besides the flat peach, what else have you done?"
He just asked casually.
But Lin Fang's expression became a little guilty: "Ah, this... doesn't do anything."
When she saw his expression, she knew there was something going on.
"What exactly did you do?"
"I also stole all the elixirs from Taishang Laojun."
Burying Love almost scared me to death.
Stealing from a saint?
"You are really not afraid of death!!"
Lin Fang whispered: "These things are given for free anyway. If you don't want them, you don't want them for free."
Burian Ai said angrily: "It's gone?"
Lin Fang suddenly smiled sheepishly: "Hehe!! There is still a little something."
Buried love: "..."
"What?"
Lin Fang whispered: "After stealing the elixir, I also stole his magic weapon."
Buried Love didn't know what to say: "You kid even dared to steal a magic weapon, so you didn't bring anything else back except the magic weapon?"
He wanted to see what else Lin Fang could steal.
"After stealing the magic weapon, I also stole the stove."
Stove, stove!!
Lin Fang stole Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace?
"Damn it, you kid is really desperate for your life, you even stole the alchemy furnace?"
"Except for this, everything should be gone, right?"
Burial Love stared at him seriously.
Lin Fang scratched his head: "I thought the fire under the stove was good, so I stole the Samadhi True Fire."
Buried love: "..."
"Then what do you have left for Taishang Laojun?"
"Well...it still has doors, windows and pillars, so the room is pretty spacious."
That means there is nothing left.
The corner of Yan Ai's mouth twitched crazily, and there was already a turmoil in his heart: "You are really not afraid that Taishang Laojun will slap you to death."
Lin Fang scratched his head: "Don't be afraid, I've thought about it all."
Buried Love couldn't help but become interested: "Then what are you going to do?"
"I donated the stove and fire to Master Tongtian. I gave them as gifts. I kept the elixir. I ate the flat peaches... and ate the peaches. I also gave away the trees and soil."
This is looking for help.
Although the method is not very good, the effect should be good.
Although Lord Tongtian doesn't need a stove or fire, he likes to embarrass his elder brother.
After all, when he became a god, he almost got into trouble.
But the peach tree...
"If you don't think about it, sell the flat peach tree to Zhen Yuanzi, or wait for Heaven to come to you to recycle it. Then we can raise the price on the ground."
Sold to Zhen Yuanzi, the harvest is small, but it is convenient.
When Heaven comes over, we will gain a lot, but it will be troublesome.
Lin Fang thought for a while and said: "It's better to sell it to Zhen Yuanzi, and then let him deal with Tianting."
Zang Ai nodded, then stood up and said, "Then let's talk about the distribution of things."
Lin Fang stood up and followed him outside.
Good things come naturally to everyone who sees them.
Soon, Yang Jian and others arrived, and in front of them were piles of flat peaches and elixirs. These rare things could be sold by the pound at this time.
Everyone was shocked by this scene.
Brother Monkey smacked his lips twice: "Brother Lin Fang, are you going to rob the heaven?"
Lin Fang waved his hands quickly: "How dare I? I stole this from heaven."
Yang Jian: "..."
Yang Chan: "..."
Brother Monkey: "..."
You don't dare to rob, you only dare to steal, right?
The three of them were speechless.
Brother Monkey couldn't wait to pick up a flat peach and took a bite. His expression was quite intoxicated. The taste of this peach is definitely the best in the three worlds.
He had one on his left hand and one on his right, and he was enjoying eating it.
Yang Jian frowned slightly: "If you steal so much, Heaven will definitely be angry."
Lin Fang waved his hand and said: "Don't be afraid, I also stole Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and Samadhi True Fire. When the time comes, I will give these two things to the leader of Tongtian. The leader will definitely protect me."
When everyone heard the first half of the sentence, they were almost frightened to death. Even Yang Jian's expression changed.
But after listening to the second half of the sentence, everyone became thoughtful.
After a while, they all understood what Lin Fang meant. Although the Tongtian leader had a good relationship with Taishang Laojun, he would never refuse an opportunity to cheat his elder brother.
"That's doable."
Yang Jian felt relieved and took a flat peach.
But he had just eaten a few mouthfuls when he heard Lin Fang say: "Second brother has finished eating the peaches, let's go to Wuzhuang Temple again."
Yang Jian frowned slightly: "Where to go and what to do?"
Lin Fang took a bite of the peach and said lightly: "I also pulled out the flat peach trees in the flat peach garden, and dug out a lot of spiritual soil three feet into the ground. These things must be sold before the heaven is aware of it."
Yang Jian: "Ahem!!"
He almost fell down in one breath.
Lin dropped a bomb, and it was hard for him to accept the explosion.