Ruo Shui, who was bored out of his mind in Tianhe and wanted to find someone to talk to, suddenly had a change of consciousness.
Weak water: “∑(°Д°；≡；°д°)”
What situation?
It seems, seems, seems like she is going to be a mother??
But she is still a yellow-flowered girl!!
Weak Shui was confused.
Inexplicably, I became a mother, and I could still clearly feel the birth of that little life, as if there was an invisible bond between the two.
Weak Shui didn't care at first.
But as the feeling became stronger and stronger, she had to pay attention.
So she poked the little guy with her consciousness.
Huh!
It seems like fun.
After staying in the Tianhe all day without seeing anything or playing with anything, Weoshui suddenly became excited.
She was like a child who found a new toy and enjoyed it.
And with her fiddling with it.
Lin Fang, who was originally in a coma, gradually regained consciousness.
Woo?
My head hurts!!
Am I in...the Sea of Consciousness?
Lin Fang, who had just woken up, was still a little confused about the situation.
But soon he felt a pair of big hands constantly groping and playing with his body, not sparing any part of his body.
scare!!
what's the situation??
Is there someone else in my sea of consciousness?
Lin Fang was startled.
He immediately thought of seizing the body.
But soon, Lin Fang discovered something was wrong. This didn't seem to be a body snatching.
After all, whoever wants to seize the body is not a life-and-death fight. In the end, the protagonist relies on the halo and blood to fight back. Not only does his soul gain a lot, but he also gains a lot of secrets about Kung Fu and practice experience.
And why does he feel a bit like stroking a turtle??
"hey-hey."
"What a funny look."
"I scratch."
Lin Fang immediately felt that his stomach was being scratched by those invisible hands.
It's not painful or itchy, and somewhat comfortable.
It looks like it's really not a case of seizing one's body.
But what is that?
While Lin Fang breathed a sigh of relief, this idea came to his mind again.
Then...he thought of another possibility.
"Is it the old man who carries you around?"
"I, Lin Fang, have traveled so far, and I am finally going to be treated like a protagonist??"
"I will finally reach the pinnacle of my life under the leadership of my grandfather, and live a good life where I can slap anyone who is unhappy with me?"
Numerous tricks about the old grandfather suddenly appeared in Lin Fang's mind.
He felt that he was finally reaching the peak of his life.
During this time, my little pride, which had been hit hard by Brother Monkey's abnormal speed of progress, popped up again.
Sure enough, I am the protagonist.
Lin Fang was a little proud.
At this time, the other party seemed to finally notice that Lin Fang had woken up.
"Ah, you're awake?"
Lin Fang: "..."
Am I so inconspicuous as a co-author?
"Um...this senior, who are you? Why did you appear in my sea of consciousness? Are you very scared?"
Although I feel a little unhappy in my heart, I still want to show respect on my face.
After all, you are concerned about your future development.
"Ah, I'm your mother."
"Also, it's not that you are inconspicuous, but I was a little selfless in masturbating just now, so I didn't notice that you were awake. After all, I haven't masturbated in tens of millions of years."
That mysterious voice echoed in Lin Fang's heart.
But this sentence left Lin Fang completely confused.
mom?
What do these mean?
"Senior, are you kidding? We just met."
"No."
Mysterious voice: "I am weak water, you have my power, of course you are my child."
"Be good and call me mom."
"mom?"
Lin Fang was even more confused.
Weak water!!
Ruoshui actually appeared in his sea of consciousness and even jerked him off, quite happily.
"Hey, you're so good."
When Ruoshui heard his voice, he happily responded.
Although I am confused that I am happy to be a mother, it seems that it is not a bad thing. This son is quite interesting.
Eh... it should be his son.
Making sure.
Then, Lin Fang felt her butt being touched by her.
He immediately covered his butt nervously.
What a cheat!!
Weak water is acting like a hooligan!!
Are you taking care of it?
Broken throat, broken throat, broken throat...
"Hehe, it's a boy, not bad, not bad. I'm of weak water heritage, so I finally have a child."
The sound of weak water sounded in Lin Fang's sea of consciousness.
Lin Fang had a look of resentment on his face. He stared at an expression that looked like he had been eaten up and wiped clean by a scumbag and refused to admit it, and looked at the weak water in the unknown void.
"Don't look at your mother like that."
"Your mother is very powerful. As long as you follow me obediently, I will ensure that you enjoy the hot and spicy food."
"real?"
Lin Fang asked in an aggrieved tone.
"I, Weowu Shui, are well-known in the three realms. How can I say something that doesn't mean what I say?" Weowu Shui replied very boldly.
"Then I have a condition."
"What conditions?"
Lin Fang said: "I don't call you mom, I just call you sister."
"this……"
Weak Shui hesitated.
"If you don't want to agree, then I won't recognize you and we'll break up." Lin Fang said forcefully.
Parents have special meaning to Lin Fang.
If you can't come, just recognize your mother.
This is so shameless.
"Okay." Wu Shui finally agreed.
She really didn't want to lose someone like Lin Fang. Since she was born, she had been alone. After she was imprisoned in Tianhe, she was even more lonely. She couldn't see many people for a year.
It’s not easy to find someone of the same kind that I can jerk off to, so of course I’m not willing to let him go.
"Hey, sister Ruoshui."
When Ruoshui heard that voice, he also smiled sweetly, feeling in his heart that his silly son was really obedient.
"good."
Lin Fang smiled and said: "Sister, do you have any treasures?"
"I am currently practicing in Lingtai Mountain. My cultivation level is so low that I am often bullied. I feel so helpless and wronged. Do you feel sorry for me, sister?"
Weak Shui: "..."
Are you treating me like a fool?
never mind!!
It's hard to find someone of the same race, so you can't kill him on impulse.
"Do you want any benefits?"
"Hey, it's like cultivating yourself to become an immortal, and then go to heaven to find you. Then they will play with you every day."
At this moment, Lin Fang looked like a scumbag.
Ruoshui sighed: "It's useless if you have it, I can't deliver it."
Only then did Lin Fang remember that Weoshui was still trapped in the heaven and could not get out, and was serving as a moat for others.
"It's a pity."
He looked disappointed.
There is a backer, and it is very powerful, but it is sealed!!
What a pit!!
…
At this time, Tianhe Water Department.
Marshal Tianpeng stood by the river, looking at the sparkling waves on the water in front of him.
"The wind is very noisy today."
"General, Chang'e is having a dance tonight, do you think it's exciting or not, hee hee!!" the soldier on the side said in a slightly vulgar voice in excitement.
Marshal Tianpeng looked serious and glared at the soldier.
"I, Marshal Tianpeng, am also well-known in the three realms. How could I leave my post without permission just to be greedy for beauty?"
After saying that, he turned around and walked away.
"General, where are you going?" the scolded soldier asked in confusion.